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Explaining Gay Rights
To People who Make The Huge Leap That
If We Legalize Gay Marriage It Will Open
The Doors To All Sorts Of Ridiculous Things
Like Marrying Your Toaster, Children, The Dead Or Your Dog
This is Adam
He is a male adult capable of
making his own decisions. if you
met him on the street you would
assume he could get married,
This is Evelyn
She is a female adult capable of
making her own decisions. if you
met her on the street you would
assume she could get married.
Adam and Evelyn
met, fell in love, and eventually decided
they wanted to get married to each other.
I am and I am and
I give my consents I give my consents
gov' t recognizes them as a
married couple and gives them IE:
certain benefits. The church E t
has zero say in the matter. if you
doubt this fact then consider all the
Atheists, Pagans and other Religions people that
get legally married every day in the United states.
Now let' s move on...
This is Adam
He is a male adult capable of
making his own decisions. " you
met him on the street you would
assume he could get married,
This is Steve
He is a male adult capable of
making his own decisions. if you
met him on the street you would
assume he could get married.
Adam and Steve
met, fell in love, and eventually decided
they wanted to get married to each other.
I am GENE and I am capable and
I give my contente I give my consent!
The United States
gov' t deem‘: recognize them
as a married couple and denies avg;
them certain benefits. The church).
still has zero say in the matter.
The US gov' t is denying it' s citizens
the same rights that it grants to other citizens.
That is unconstitutional...
That is inequality, the following is not...
This is Adam
He is a male adult capable of
making his own decisions. If you
met him on the street you would
assume he could get married.
This is a toaster
It iest' t capable of making decisions
at all. it is unable to consent to
anything. [tie an inanimate object.
It isat' t a citizen of the us.
Adam and his toaster
can‘ t decide to marry each other since a toaster
can' t make decisions. Adam doesn' t get to
give consent twice just because he own it.
I am capable and
I give my consent! 'tolit)
dies;
I give my toaster ')',
consent tool I i,
The United States
gov' t doign' t need to recognize Adam and his
toaster in order to recognize Adam and Steve,
Denying rights and benefits to some citizens that
you grant to others is unequal, unconstitutional,
and wrong. Marriage between two people who love
each other and are consenting adults should not
be denied in the eyes of the gov' t,
Additional not like gay rights examples...
This is Billy
He is ten years old and legally
cart make or comprhend life
changing decisions. He might feel
love. but he isn' t an adult yet.,
This is a corpse
It much like the toaster can' t make
decisions. it has become inanimate.,
It may have once been a citizen of
the Us but it isn' t any longer.
This is a dog
It could possibly feel love the way
we do. However it isn' t aware of
it' s decisions. it cart consent and
isn' t a citizen.
Hopefully gay rights makes more sense.
...
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User avatar #88 - harryboom (11/12/2011) [+] (5 replies)
that toaster is just using him to get citizenship
#31 - daentraya (11/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#49 to #31 - SlayArg (11/12/2011) [-]
Pimpin' ain't easy
#23 - diamondminer (11/12/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Dear Bigoted, right wing, Christians.


Not everyone reads your fucking book, not everyone needs to follow your fucking rules.

Sincerely,
The Sane people.
#71 - pedobeahr (11/12/2011) [-]
if a priest can rape a child i the house of god, then why can't two men get married in one?
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#2 - iceicebaby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#1 - anonymous (11/11/2011) [-]
So True.

As long as it's between consenting adults, and the people involved aren't surrendering their rights (eg. right to life), then it should be up to the people involved to decide.
#10 - theqk (11/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
fuck you I can love my toaster/alarm clock if i want
User avatar #100 - MasterManiac (11/12/2011) [+] (16 replies)
Man and toaster cannot reproduce.
Man and dog cannot reproduce.
Man and corpse cannot reproduce.
Man and man cannot reproduce.
Man and woman can reproduce.

Case dismissed.


+11
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#38 - trollsnrainbows (11/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it.
User avatar #21 - thedumbledore (11/12/2011) [-]
I am living in Scotland and the government are seriously considering legalising gay marriage, although churches will only have to participate in the ceremony's if they so wish. The catholic church says that it will 'make Scotland a joke in the the eyes of the world' and have started a petition to stop the gay marriage movement. My only problem with this is that they are not forced to marry gay couples, the catholic church could simply opt out. but instead they wish to prevent all gay marriage in Scotland. Here 60% are for gay marriage and 17% against. the rest are undecided. I don't understand why one church believes its will should come before everyone else's. Why can't some people accept love is love?
User avatar #58 - Aiwatcher (11/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Ever consider there are arguments other than that of religion? I am by no means opposed to gay marriage, but people have other reservations against it than it just being "a sin".

Foremost of them being that marriage is the bond in a nuclear family- to further the development of society via children. Not saying gays can't adopt, but adopting gays are in the minority. A marriage has been throughout history a way to protect the children produced in said marriage. While this may be in some peoples eyes an archaic definition, its still a definition, and a lot of people forget that many who are opposed to gay marriage aren't raging Fundamentalist Christians.

And again, I don't have any issue with gay marriage, its just you people dont seem to like seeing the other side of the fence.
User avatar #65 to #58 - puggles (11/12/2011) [-]
but then you have couples like my wife and I. i have a daughter from a previous relationship, but i had a vasectomy years before we were married and have no desire to adopt, so that now we're married without children or any potential of having them. the whole nuclear family thing doesn't apply to us, but society recognizes our marriage as valid.

also, not arguing for or against, just pointing out a different view.
#47 - davve (11/12/2011) [-]
tl;dr
#66 - kser (11/12/2011) [+] (6 replies)
so gays and toasters are equal?
#56 - drlemniscate (11/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
What's wrong with toasters?
User avatar #42 - froghole (11/12/2011) [+] (4 replies)
correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe every civilization that has had legal gay marriage fell not very long after. could be coincidence, but who knows.
#50 to #42 - anonymous (11/12/2011) [-]
norway, just saying! we are the best cuntry to live in according to the UN and we allow gay marriage
#137 - mogwaves (11/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**mogwaves rolled a random image** I married my PENIS and this is what happened
#68 - theakwardturtle (11/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
how come people have done this and people are always taunting op about being a Richard Simmons?
#15 - OctopusPrime (11/12/2011) [+] (4 replies)
marrige is a sacred oath between a man and a woman, it serves the purpose of promoting the renewal of the human race, If they find someway to get gays pregnant and able to serve that purpose i'll gladly support gay marriage, til then go fuck yourselfs
User avatar #16 to #15 - akoya (11/12/2011) [-]
You do know that scientists have been able to make a sperm cell out of a female egg right? So far two women can now have a baby together. It still hasn't been perfected but they are getting there. One day I'm sure they will find a way that two men can have a baby together without a woman too.
#9 - AgencySlave (11/12/2011) [-]
What if the corpse is a zombie? can it give consent then?
#44 - theohbeast (11/12/2011) [-]
How come it says by NevermoreFTW at the top but is was posted by akova?
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