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How To Explain Gay Rights To An Idiot. Found on and it made me laugh. So I thought I would share with funnyjunk.. Explaining Gay Rights To People who Make The H

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Explaining Gay Rights
To People who Make The Huge Leap That
If We Legalize Gay Marriage It Will Open
The Doors To All Sorts Of Ridiculous Things
Like Marrying Your Toaster, Children, The Dead Or Your Dog
This is Adam
He is a male adult capable of
making his own decisions. if you
met him on the street you would
assume he could get married,
This is Evelyn
She is a female adult capable of
making her own decisions. if you
met her on the street you would
assume she could get married.
Adam and Evelyn
met, fell in love, and eventually decided
they wanted to get married to each other.
I am and I am and
I give my consents I give my consents
gov' t recognizes them as a
married couple and gives them IE:
certain benefits. The church E t
has zero say in the matter. if you
doubt this fact then consider all the
Atheists, Pagans and other Religions people that
get legally married every day in the United states.
Now let' s move on...
This is Adam
He is a male adult capable of
making his own decisions. " you
met him on the street you would
assume he could get married,
This is Steve
He is a male adult capable of
making his own decisions. if you
met him on the street you would
assume he could get married.
Adam and Steve
met, fell in love, and eventually decided
they wanted to get married to each other.
I am GENE and I am capable and
I give my contente I give my consent!
The United States
gov' t deem‘: recognize them
as a married couple and denies avg;
them certain benefits. The church).
still has zero say in the matter.
The US gov' t is denying it' s citizens
the same rights that it grants to other citizens.
That is unconstitutional...
That is inequality, the following is not...
This is Adam
He is a male adult capable of
making his own decisions. If you
met him on the street you would
assume he could get married.
This is a toaster
It iest' t capable of making decisions
at all. it is unable to consent to
anything. [tie an inanimate object.
It isat' t a citizen of the us.
Adam and his toaster
can‘ t decide to marry each other since a toaster
can' t make decisions. Adam doesn' t get to
give consent twice just because he own it.
I am capable and
I give my consent! 'tolit)
dies;
I give my toaster ')',
consent tool I i,
The United States
gov' t doign' t need to recognize Adam and his
toaster in order to recognize Adam and Steve,
Denying rights and benefits to some citizens that
you grant to others is unequal, unconstitutional,
and wrong. Marriage between two people who love
each other and are consenting adults should not
be denied in the eyes of the gov' t,
Additional not like gay rights examples...
This is Billy
He is ten years old and legally
cart make or comprhend life
changing decisions. He might feel
love. but he isn' t an adult yet.,
This is a corpse
It much like the toaster can' t make
decisions. it has become inanimate.,
It may have once been a citizen of
the Us but it isn' t any longer.
This is a dog
It could possibly feel love the way
we do. However it isn' t aware of
it' s decisions. it cart consent and
isn' t a citizen.
Hopefully gay rights makes more sense.
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Views: 18123 Submitted: 11/11/2011