Annoying things to do on an elevator
annoying things to do on an
I) stand silent & motionless in the comer facing the
wall without getting off.
2) greet eberyone with a warm handshake and ask
him or her to cell you admiral.
4) stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce
in horror: "You' re one of them." -end back away slowly.
iii) say "DING" at each floor
8) make explosion noises when someone presses a button
7) draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then
memos to the person 'This is my personal spece"
8) when there' s only one other person in the elevator
tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn' t you
g) drop e pen and wait until someone reaches to help
pick it up, then scream: "That' s mine!"
10) call out e "Group hug" then enforce it.