Hate it when this happens. True Story.. The kind of name is Michael? Why doesn't he have a normal name like: Derp? sexy time
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#5 - staticpelle (11/11/2011) [-]
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#53 - xlilevilangelx (11/12/2011) [-]
**xlilevilangelx rolled a random image** her reaction
#64 to #53 - derpinaround (11/12/2011) [-]
**derpinaround rolled a random image** I ******* love the whitest kids you know
#87 - sharksloveme (11/12/2011) [-]
The 			****		 kind of name is Michael? Why doesn't he have a normal name like: Derp?
The **** kind of name is Michael? Why doesn't he have a normal name like: Derp?
#272 to #87 - anon (11/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #4 - kyzfrintin (11/11/2011) [-]
Why the **** would you try to recover from jizzing, by wanking?
User avatar #166 to #4 - slyve (11/12/2011) [-]
because he can.
#211 to #4 - aranthusick (11/12/2011) [-]
he was trying to get a boner again obviously
User avatar #217 to #211 - kyzfrintin (11/12/2011) [-]
Don't know about you, but when I see a hot girl in my bed, naked, whether I've ejaculated in the previous minutes or not, I get a boner. And who the **** ejaculates from a hug, anyway?
#266 to #217 - slyve (11/12/2011) [-]
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heh, yeah... if that happened to you... that would be very embarrassing, now wouldn't it? Dunno why such a thing would happen in the first place..
User avatar #270 to #266 - kyzfrintin (11/12/2011) [-]
What exactly do you mean?
User avatar #271 to #270 - slyve (11/12/2011) [-]
i was referring to the ejaculating from a hug thingy. you know, forever alone, virgin, hugging, creaming your pants. guess that joke didn't work as well as i had hoped.
User avatar #6 - showmethatnsfw (11/11/2011) [-]
Just go down on her for awhile bitches love it, plus as long as you aren't terrible at it you should be able to get away with doing that for a long enough time to get hard again.
#210 - tatoba (11/12/2011) [-]
**tatoba rolled a random image** This is what happened when I blew my load.
**tatoba rolled a random image** This is what happened when I blew my load.
User avatar #230 to #210 - seventyoneminustwo (11/12/2011) [-]
so then that's not smoke?
#104 - noodlelover (11/12/2011) [-]
**noodlelover rolled a random image** i only thumbed cause i laughed so hard at the part at the end
#113 to #104 - stubbernaut (11/12/2011) [-]
epic roll is epic
#52 - Chichiquilota ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
**Chichiquilota rolled a random image** what you should've done
#100 - thecharliesheen (11/12/2011) [-]
True story... except the part about the sex and having a girlfriend.
#93 - warcrytr (11/12/2011) [-]
**warcrytr rolled a random image** so if thats true story, how did you survive the jump :O?
#195 - geraldbostock (11/12/2011) [-]
True story? Really?
User avatar #190 - captainbarnaby (11/12/2011) [-]
Don't you hate it when your with a girl and she keeps changing her hair color every time you leave the room?
#96 - thebeatlesfan (11/12/2011) [-]
i guess you can say he blew it....
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#106 to #96 - savemeelle (11/12/2011) [-]
Guess hes jack out of luck!
#108 to #106 - thebeatlesfan (11/12/2011) [-]
guess he really ****** it up this time
#117 to #108 - savemeelle (11/12/2011) [-]
Never new what hit him!
#118 to #117 - savemeelle (11/12/2011) [-]
i guess he didnt see it cumming*!
#138 to #118 - thebeatlesfan (11/12/2011) [-]
i got no more... **** it! ;)
#245 to #138 - savemeelle (11/12/2011) [-]
like his cum!
#47 - snugglepuff (11/12/2011) [-]
if you jack off before sex youll last a lot longer :3
(yes i have tested this... multiple times)
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#34 to #25 - agenttwox (11/12/2011) [-]
the inbetweeners?
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#187 - figosound (11/12/2011) [-]
Nice!  
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Nice!
Pic semi-related...
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