Useless Superpowers. Please Thumb guys... and all of Aquaman's superpowers Useless Superpowers Please Thumb guys and all of Aquaman's superpowers
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#191 - thatkidwiththeface
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(11/12/2011) [-]
and all of Aquaman's superpowers
#311 to #191 - harryboom
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(11/12/2011) [-]
i can see where me and my whales are not wanted
#12 - deatl
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(11/11/2011) [-]
Super Slo-Mo - Fall off building, don't die
#164 - themittyable
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(11/12/2011) [-]
#97 - runici
Reply +26
(11/12/2011) [-]
THESE ARE ******* USEFUL

1. store tears in bottle, throw bottle, profit
2. raping just got easier
3. this would be so ******* useful, the **** is op talking about
4. i'd prove that fruit are sentient beings and unlock the secrets of biology and plant genetics. science prizes here i come.
5. trash can be something that isn't true, and therefor a lie detector.
6. tape plywood to feet and call it a hoverboard. my antics would make me millions.
7. i'll survive an apocalypse because i have light and you dont.
8. surround myself with bulletproof material and protect my comrades in war. that's triple medal of honor **** right there.
9. if i'm ever captured by an enemy and put under severe torture, reading my own mind would help me keep my sanity.
10. just stole from a bank and the police have seen what you look like? no problem, with this power
#132 to #97 - dymysnindy
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(11/12/2011) [-]
How can you generate light with no sun?
#353 to #132 - runici
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(11/12/2011) [-]
with the ******* lamp
#354 to #353 - dymysnindy
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(11/12/2011) [-]
How will you see the mo' fo' lamp if its not turned on and you will have no light source what so ever to see the plug-un?
How will you see the mo' fo' lamp if its not turned on and you will have no light source what so ever to see the plug-un?
#355 to #354 - runici
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(11/12/2011) [-]
this is a self generating lamp. duh.
#356 to #355 - dymysnindy
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(11/12/2011) [-]
It didnt say if was self-generating.
#357 to #356 - runici
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(11/12/2011) [-]
it didnt say it wasnt
#358 to #357 - dymysnindy
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(11/12/2011) [-]
Well played.
Well played.
#359 to #358 - runici
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(11/12/2011) [-]
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#360 to #359 - dymysnindy
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(11/12/2011) [-]
*tu
#99 to #97 - nickmunny
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(11/12/2011) [-]
You are so right. I thought some of these would be useful but I didn't have smart reasons like you haha.
#98 to #97 - runici
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(11/12/2011) [-]
11. grow ********* of hair, shave it, donate it, repeat. i'd get a nobel prize for philanthropy..also, i can cover somebody i don't like's **** with hair. everywhere.
12. if somebody i love is having a bad day, i good just whip out this power and cheer them up. it's the ultimate selfless power, the power of a true hero.
13. can YOU go into slowmo? first off, your mind would percieve everything at the same rate, meaning that you would be able to react to things MUCH more effectively..also, it'd be a helluva dance move.
14. mosquito army. i'd be like a real life kerrigan from sc2. nuff said.
15. aging is the lacking regeneration of your chromosomes. if i can speed up my aging process, scientists would be able to unlock the secret to genetics, and possibly the secret to immortality. if my life can bring about such a thing, so be it.
16. secret messages to your bros, who can see my messages with sciencetools or something
17. have you ever been in the process of punching somebody for MORE than one second? i could beat in all of your ribs with the flick of my pinky..in one second..
18. i'm assuming that the laptop would embody who i truly am, and as a child prodigy, if i turned into a laptop, i'd be the single best ******* laptop out there. i'd be at least thirty decades ahead of modern laptops. my family could sell my laptop form for billions, ensuring them and the next few generations a good life.
19. seduce hats->get hats->hoard hats->sell them on tf2 for real money->???->profit
20. becoming entirely gray would be an incredible feat, and like many of the other powers, would get me millions as a test subject for science. people might be able to change their hair or skin color permanently because of research on this power..not only that, but skin's durability and regeration, etc. we'd be on the verge of superhumans.
#175 - duhzeeman
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(11/12/2011) [-]
#307 - crogarlic
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(11/12/2011) [-]
Seduce hats.... hmmm
#227 - voidgangsta
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(11/12/2011) [-]
1 Second super strength isn't really useless
Use 1 second of strength to punch and send someone flying
amiright?
#226 - ProfessorGigsTwo
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(11/12/2011) [-]
#21: The power to travel through time...at the speed of time.
#193 - damandan
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(11/12/2011) [-]
all black people have the 2nd one
#262 - elbrysobrony
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(11/12/2011) [-]
Possible uses:
Invisibility in the dark: No night-vision goggles can find you. PERFECT for nighttime stealth missions
Communicate with fruit: 1. Tie pineapple (fruit, not grenade) to toy car. 2. Drive toy car around enemies. 3. After it gets some info, get it back and communicate.
Bullet attraction: Cover yourself in kevlar, become ULTIMATE human shield.
Revive bugs: Toss a couple dead black widows into your enemies base (shut up, those are bugs.) and revive them.
1 second super strength: FALCON.... PAHNCH!!!
#263 to #262 - molotowone
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(11/12/2011) [-]
Then who was the phone?
#296 to #263 - bogbean
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#273 to #262 - chowfredokins
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(11/12/2011) [-]
you sir are a genius!
you sir are a genius!
#268 to #262 - dungledoo
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(11/12/2011) [-]
if the super slow-mo slowed down your brain as well, you'd see everything faster.. basically you'd be able to use it to speed up time. no more waiting :3
but if it doesn't slow down your brain, just your body, you can use it to basically speed up your reaction time x100, so you could do jobs that require a lot of caution