Useless Superpowers. Please Thumb guys.. USELESS SUPERPOWERS. Invisibility in the dark - Picture clearly shows a moon, nightfall = perma invisibility. 75% levitation - You are now the worlds greatest athlete, well done. In
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Useless Superpowers

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Submitted: 11/11/2011
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#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/11/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Invisibility in the dark - Picture clearly shows a moon, nightfall = perma invisibility.
75% levitation - You are now the worlds greatest athlete, well done.
Instant hairloss - Commit a crime, become bald.
Abnormal arm hair growth - Commit a crime topless/wear a mask.
1 Second super strength - Is exponentially better than zero second super strength.
Control remote control - Endless hours of trolling.
Communicate with fruite - Fruit is now sentient and is able to observe it's surroundings. You now have access to billions of easy surveillance equipment .
Read your own mind - You never actually forget anything, everything in your life is recorded in the brain. You now are able to find anything in your head.

I can think of worse powers to have.
#191 - thatkidwiththeface (11/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
and all of Aquaman's superpowers
User avatar #12 - deatl (11/11/2011) [-]
Super Slo-Mo - Fall off building, don't die
User avatar #97 - runici (11/12/2011) [+] (11 replies)

1. store tears in bottle, throw bottle, profit
2. raping just got easier
3. this would be so ******* useful, the **** is op talking about
4. i'd prove that fruit are sentient beings and unlock the secrets of biology and plant genetics. science prizes here i come.
5. trash can be something that isn't true, and therefor a lie detector.
6. tape plywood to feet and call it a hoverboard. my antics would make me millions.
7. i'll survive an apocalypse because i have light and you dont.
8. surround myself with bulletproof material and protect my comrades in war. that's triple medal of honor **** right there.
9. if i'm ever captured by an enemy and put under severe torture, reading my own mind would help me keep my sanity.
10. just stole from a bank and the police have seen what you look like? no problem, with this power
#307 - crogarlic (11/12/2011) [-]
Seduce hats.... hmmm
User avatar #227 - voidgangsta (11/12/2011) [-]
1 Second super strength isn't really useless
Use 1 second of strength to punch and send someone flying
User avatar #226 - ProfessorGigsTwo (11/12/2011) [-]
#21: The power to travel through the speed of time.
User avatar #193 - damandan (11/12/2011) [-]
all black people have the 2nd one
User avatar #262 - elbrysobrony (11/12/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Possible uses:
Invisibility in the dark: No night-vision goggles can find you. PERFECT for nighttime stealth missions
Communicate with fruit: 1. Tie pineapple (fruit, not grenade) to toy car. 2. Drive toy car around enemies. 3. After it gets some info, get it back and communicate.
Bullet attraction: Cover yourself in kevlar, become ULTIMATE human shield.
Revive bugs: Toss a couple dead black widows into your enemies base (shut up, those are bugs.) and revive them.
1 second super strength: FALCON.... PAHNCH!!!
#237 - PickleTickle (11/12/2011) [-]
a.k.a Black people
User avatar #64 - deluxedaddyrg (11/12/2011) [-]
1 second strength would be good for punching and kicking
#10 - lolfacerage (11/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
invisibility in the dark - sneak into a a hot girls house, RAPE HER
Why is it called useless ?
#26 to #11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/11/2011) [-]
You already ****** .
#214 - Bakerlalalalala (11/12/2011) [-]
Invisibility in the dark is the power of ******* !
User avatar #196 - Nanico (11/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
1) Have 1 second super strength
2) Use super strength in bursts to knock things around
3) ????????
4) Profit
User avatar #105 - plattypus (11/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
One second super strength would be useful as **** when punching.
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User avatar #4 - walhor (11/11/2011) [-]
super strength for 1 sec? that sounds awesome.. i can knock out someone and then leg it xD
User avatar #70 - Pompano (11/12/2011) [-]
How exactly is "seduce hats" a "useless" superpower?
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