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Special Edition 100 Most Useless Facts

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#591 - Leupoldstotch (04/10/2010) [-]
no, people say god bless you because during the bubonic plague sneezing ment that you were likely to die soon so a priest would come to their home and bless him/her.
#584 - anonymous (03/27/2010) [-]
247 is wrong
Rhythm - 6
Rhythms - 7
#582 - GLiTcHmArInE (03/24/2010) [-]
247. syzygy is another 6 letter word with out a vowel
#566 - BadArtist (03/23/2010) [-]
I have an interesting fact for you: A tic can go 18 years without consuming any blood nor other form of sustenance. They slow down their metabolism to the point that they only use energy when they move. And they don't move.
#562 - rmcclen (03/23/2010) [-]
false. #266 about burping and sneezing in a church in nebraska being against the law...FAKE
User avatar #552 - Underacheiver (03/22/2010) [-]
#231. Isn't it the other way around?
#547 - anonymous (03/22/2010) [-]
208. now i need to watch it to see if it's true.
#549 to #547 - anonymous (03/22/2010) [-]
231 is backwards. i think it's 'age faster than they grow'.i could be wrong.
User avatar #545 - ffxpwns **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
people say bless you becaue they thought it was your soul escaping >_>
User avatar #546 to #545 - ffxpwns **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
because**
User avatar #556 to #546 - immab (03/22/2010) [-]
because during the black death, there were so many people dying that the pope couldnt bless them all...
since sneezing was the last symptom, he told all the people to say bless you to anyone who sneezed, as they were close to death.
thats why.
User avatar #557 to #556 - ffxpwns **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
im sorry, after checking you are right, i just grew up with that.
User avatar #558 to #557 - immab (03/22/2010) [-]
i did too..but world history fixed it
User avatar #542 - ExXZero (03/22/2010) [-]
228. i fucking knew it, fucking bitches

did you know that the thing above the backslash
is called a pipe.
User avatar #538 - LTNLeviathan (03/22/2010) [-]
there are a lot of untrue statements in this.
#532 - anonymous (03/22/2010) [-]
must suck havin one testicle like hitler
User avatar #544 to #532 - ExXZero (03/22/2010) [-]
yea that was prob was he was such a jackass, i know if i only had one testicle and never ate meat , i would prob kill someone too.
User avatar #530 - ClevelandBrownSr (03/22/2010) [-]
dude a LOT of these are incorrect...
User avatar #540 to #530 - PHATTMATT (03/22/2010) [-]
okay as long as im not the only one who thought that too
User avatar #525 - moodizz (03/22/2010) [-]
Don't they say bless you because you can't breath for about a millisecond?






User avatar #534 to #525 - Jjeett (03/22/2010) [-]
ok here's the thing how would you know if a heart stopped for a millisecond, that would be hard to measure at the time people started saying bless you, and can't breathe for a millisecond? stop using millisecond to sound smart, they said bless you because during the middle ages if you caught the plague in the morning and sneezed you'd be dead by the afternoon.

(millisecond=1/1000 of a second when you finish reading this your hair will stop growing for a millisecond)
User avatar #536 to #534 - moodizz (03/22/2010) [-]
I didn't say it to sound smart I just said it because the picture did.
#523 - anonymous (03/22/2010) [-]
206,when you sneeze people used to think that your soul is trying to get out,so they say BLESS you
User avatar #526 to #523 - ClevelandBrownSr (03/22/2010) [-]
i thought that was yawning?
User avatar #521 - kidofhockey (03/22/2010) [-]
Rome, Antartica?
#520 - Psykopathic (03/22/2010) [-]
285: So it's "Go."? What about "Hi."?
User avatar #541 to #520 - LTNLeviathan (03/22/2010) [-]
or when someone ask "who did this?" and you reply "I."
#543 to #541 - Psykopathic (03/22/2010) [-]
That's incorrect grammar though. You should say "I did." or "Me."
User avatar #551 to #543 - LTNLeviathan (03/22/2010) [-]
are you sure?...hmm that sucks. nevermind then.
#519 - Richgar (03/22/2010) [-]
Lmao... 248 is so random...
#522 to #519 - Richgar (03/22/2010) [-]
ok... 256 wtf
#527 to #522 - Richgar (03/22/2010) [-]
287, cats r evil...
#528 to #527 - Richgar (03/22/2010) [-]
289, lmao...
#533 to #528 - Richgar (03/22/2010) [-]
a cat moving its jaws sideways would look creepy..
User avatar #518 - lilruge (03/22/2010) [-]
i dont believe #284..
#516 - warriorsmith (03/22/2010) [-]
212.... then 214.... any one else catch that.... 212 counters 214.... square is NOT rectangle there for... nom nom nomagon
User avatar #529 to #516 - CiaraMc (03/22/2010) [-]
I was just about to write the same comment! except without the nom nom XD
#531 to #529 - warriorsmith (03/22/2010) [-]
haha its like queer eye for the straight guy... but instead of straight guys we see the un seen and i dont know about you but im pretty not queer ... last time i checked
User avatar #539 to #531 - Jjeett (03/22/2010) [-]
all squares are rectangles (rectangles are quadrilateral with four right angles, at least two lines of symmetry, two diagonals of equal length, and opposite sides of equal length; squares ARE rectangles)

not all rectangles are squares;

so 99.9% of flags are rectangle, included in the rectangle group is the one square group, and there is another flag that is not a rectangle, and in turn one flag is not part of the rectangle group
#550 to #539 - warriorsmith (03/22/2010) [-]
what if all we know is a LIE and rectangles are really square.... you never know ok well collage grads know... and specialist who specialize in... shapes .... but who are we that human race to know anything? we dont KNOW anything, we make shit up
User avatar #554 to #550 - Jjeett (03/22/2010) [-]
we can know what we define;

how do we know that dogs are those furry things that bark, because we said so

(also any rectangles that are squares are squares <woo redundancy>)
#514 - anonymous (03/22/2010) [-]
wow 212 contradicts 214
#517 to #514 - anonymous (03/22/2010) [-]
i noticed that too. dumb fucking people
User avatar #548 to #517 - zchrls (03/22/2010) [-]
All squares are rectangles. Take a highschool geometry class.
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