I like big. . .. . i like big banks and i cannot lie. you other readers camh deny: when a bunk til walks in with a guard plot base and a big spine in you get sp
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I like big. . .

i like big banks and i cannot lie. you other readers camh deny: when a bunk
til walks in with a guard plot base and a big spine in you get sprung,
wanna pull -DUI Hour be cause you noticed that was was dense., reading,
halfswiss i' m wearing. i' m hooked and i can' t strap caring. oh, baby, i want an
we -reader and a meaningful meter. my teachers tried as train me but that
bank you get makes me so brainy
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#72 - istoleurtoaster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#138 - akieda (11/10/2011) [-]
This is what I read.
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#178 - mrtomservo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 - ichibanohimesama (11/10/2011) [-]
**ichibanohimesama rolled a random image**  
Love reading. All those haters can't get into a good book ^_^
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Love reading. All those haters can't get into a good book ^_^
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#56 to #51 - Obscurity Comment deleted by obscurity [-]
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#67 to #51 - dizzymiller **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #10 - TheTurnbull (11/09/2011) [-]
Did anyone else read pens as PENIS?
User avatar #14 to #10 - thumbchuck (11/09/2011) [-]
Am i the only one that read books as boobs?
User avatar #86 to #14 - victoryismine (11/10/2011) [-]
Not at all. I got about 3 sentences in thinking it was the original song and singing the original in my head before I realized......
#46 to #14 - Cloudxhigh (11/10/2011) [-]
What are you guys talking about?
#48 to #47 - Cloudxhigh (11/10/2011) [-]
I guess you don't understand SEXUALLY OBLIVIOUS RHINO. Do you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - jaquepowers (11/10/2011) [-]
I do but he is supposed to MISUNDERSTAND things not just completely forget what they are. I'm right, you're wrong.
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#376 to #49 - nerdfighter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#246 - tatoba (11/10/2011) [-]
**tatoba rolled a random image** I came.
#228 - Rubens (11/10/2011) [-]
who else sang this while reading it? just like the song :P
#92 - TheDarkrai (11/10/2011) [-]
Decisions.
Decisions.
User avatar #94 to #92 - razorxspike (11/10/2011) [-]
hmm to look at porn or play with his woody?
#95 to #94 - manofparody ONLINE (11/10/2011) [-]
#122 to #95 - digestivebiscuit (11/10/2011) [-]
Because Mexicans are too poor.
User avatar #117 to #94 - VegetarianCat (11/10/2011) [-]
Either way he is playing wth his wody.
#214 - azteciceman (11/10/2011) [-]
My new book for this month but will probably get distracted by skyrim
So much awesomeness this month
#218 to #214 - Rascal (11/10/2011) [-]
ERAGON AND ARYA DONT GET TOGETHER IN THE END!!!!!!!
#229 to #214 - Rascal (11/10/2011) [-]
THATS ONLY BECAUSE HE LEAVES ALAGAISIA TO TRAIN THE DRAGONS
#233 to #229 - Rascal (11/10/2011) [-]
ALSO URU-BAEN GETS NUKED
#239 to #233 - Rascal (11/10/2011) [-]
AND THEN ARYA BECOMES A RIDER  
  
  
  
AND THEIR TWO DRAGONS 			****
AND THEN ARYA BECOMES A RIDER



AND THEIR TWO DRAGONS ****
#241 to #239 - Rascal (11/10/2011) [-]
also: spoiler alert
User avatar #38 - isaacturner (11/10/2011) [-]
i pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise
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#41 to #38 - Obscurity Comment deleted by obscurity [-]
#53 to #41 - noopinion (11/10/2011) [-]
Remember when you we're funny? Me neither.
Remember when you we're funny? Me neither.
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#71 to #53 - powerfrog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #127 to #71 - LemonNADE (11/10/2011) [-]
"Good for you, want a cookie?"
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#54 to #50 - MGK has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #55 to #54 - gnillort (11/10/2011) [-]
well, he can afford the red thumbs I suppose. All is fair in funnyjunk.
User avatar #59 to #54 - djbagboy (11/10/2011) [-]
What'd he say?
User avatar #128 to #59 - LemonNADE (11/10/2011) [-]
"Good for you, want a cookie?"
User avatar #129 to #128 - djbagboy (11/10/2011) [-]
Wow that's not nice.
#42 to #41 - Rascal (11/10/2011) [-]
I sure do want one
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#52 to #41 - murphymacmanus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #45 to #38 - turtleflare (11/10/2011) [-]
I pee. That is all...
#89 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/10/2011) [-]
I like big Trucks and i cannot lie,
You other drivers cant deny,
When a big rig pulls in with iddy biddy tow hitch and a big old trailer in your face you get sprung,
You wana pull up front
cuz you realise this truck drivers a cunt
but then things start to get scary, The driver is all hairy,
and for some reason he wont stop staring,
the car behind tried to warn me,
why is this making me horny?
he is lip syncing Dannii Minogue,
now im really confused,
turns out im on drugs,
and that truck driver was my mum,
my headache is getting worse,
and my mum says i have been sniffing turps,
my brain has turned sludge,
i realise i really like these drugs...
That is all.





#83 - Rascal (11/10/2011) [-]
I nerded all over the floor.
#114 to #83 - lolparty (11/10/2011) [-]
Here you are my good friend :)
Here you are my good friend :)
#35 - hamstershuffle (11/10/2011) [-]
**hamstershuffle rolled a random image** What I read
#141 - atrocitustheking (11/10/2011) [-]
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MFW

It's clever and educational, what more could a guy like me ask for?
#9 - Pasok (11/09/2011) [-]
#136 - leawesomesauce (11/10/2011) [-]
anyone else read this to the tune of the actual song?
User avatar #140 to #136 - atrocitustheking (11/10/2011) [-]
Indubitably...
#146 to #136 - Skwertuhl (11/10/2011) [-]
I did! I did!
#73 - crazychips (11/10/2011) [-]
Anyone think of her when you read this?
User avatar #75 to #73 - supamonkey (11/10/2011) [-]
all the time...
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