I like big. . .. . i like big banks and i cannot lie. you other readers camh deny: when a bunk til walks in with a guard plot base and a big spine in you get sp
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I like big. . .

i like big banks and i cannot lie. you other readers camh deny: when a bunk
til walks in with a guard plot base and a big spine in you get sprung,
wanna pull -DUI Hour be cause you noticed that was was dense., reading,
halfswiss i' m wearing. i' m hooked and i can' t strap caring. oh, baby, i want an
we -reader and a meaningful meter. my teachers tried as train me but that
bank you get makes me so brainy
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#92 - TheDarkrai (11/10/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Decisions.
Decisions.
User avatar #38 - isaacturner (11/10/2011) [+] (13 replies)
i pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise
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#15 - stealthkitten (11/09/2011) [+] (9 replies)
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User avatar #341 - accdodson (11/10/2011) [+] (3 replies)
oh, novel, I wanna percieve yah
and form a picture
them sparknotes try to warn me
but those words you got make me so nerdy

ooh Rumplestiltskin, you wanna gome get in my brain?
well teach me, and feed me
I know you aint elementary

I see them gawking,
to hell with friend-talking
books are neat, and sweat
I wanna book which to read is a feat

Im tired of magazines,
sayin thin books are the thing
get the average scholar and tell him, look,
you gotta read much books.

#136 - leawesomesauce (11/10/2011) [+] (3 replies)
anyone else read this to the tune of the actual song?
#89 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/10/2011) [-]
I like big Trucks and i cannot lie,
You other drivers cant deny,
When a big rig pulls in with iddy biddy tow hitch and a big old trailer in your face you get sprung,
You wana pull up front
cuz you realise this truck drivers a cunt
but then things start to get scary, The driver is all hairy,
and for some reason he wont stop staring,
the car behind tried to warn me,
why is this making me horny?
he is lip syncing Dannii Minogue,
now im really confused,
turns out im on drugs,
and that truck driver was my mum,
my headache is getting worse,
and my mum says i have been sniffing turps,
my brain has turned sludge,
i realise i really like these drugs...
That is all.





#83 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I nerded all over the floor.
#254 - RaidCatZeroZeroOne (11/10/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Bitch please.
#102 - IgrymI (11/10/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**IgrymI rolled a random image** books can walk?
#138 - akieda (11/10/2011) [-]
This is what I read.
#91 - steckenrider (11/10/2011) [-]
I like big guns and I cannot lie,
you tiny baby's can't deny,
when a gun pops up with a big barrel and large bullets you get sprung!
wanna pull out your white flags cause you noticed my gun was big!
shooting, bandoleers i'm wearing. I am giant and i can't stop shooting. oh, tiny baby, I want a sandvich and a medic. my enemy's try to kill me, but that gun you got makes you so tiny.
#73 - crazychips (11/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone think of her when you read this?
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User avatar #10 - TheTurnbull (11/09/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Did anyone else read pens as PENIS?
#51 - ichibanohimesama (11/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**ichibanohimesama rolled a random image**  
Love reading. All those haters can't get into a good book ^_^
**ichibanohimesama rolled a random image**
Love reading. All those haters can't get into a good book ^_^
#246 - tatoba (11/10/2011) [-]
**tatoba rolled a random image** I came.
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