Smoking story that will make you laugh!. My first work. Credit to third_planet edit: Thank you all! great success! (borat voice). The other night: my friend had
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Smoking story that will make you laugh!

My first work. Credit to third_planet
edit: Thank you all! great success! (borat voice)

The other night: my friend had some pot: and wanted me to smoke it: with him, but
we had nowhere to smoke it: because both our parents were home. so we drove around
looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car. Re eventually settled
on a Wendy' s parking lot. The logic is all there... I know it: was a ridiculous idea.
Re were just desperate and that: was the first place to pull off. so we park in the
back of the parking lot under this tree, and it' s dark out:, so we figure we' re secluded
Re start to light: up and a cop pulls in. so we both sit really still and hope the cop
will t: hink the car is empty and just parked there. Or that: he won' t notice. The cop
circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we' re both freaking out:.
so Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot: and shoves it: in the glove compartment. But:
the car smells like pot, so we figure we' re busted. so Bobby says we' gotta distract
the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and
sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what' s happening, the cop knocks on my
window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and
turns bright red. I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered
voice, his face bright red, “you guys he good note" and walks quickly back to his car
and drives off. He didn' t even notice the smell of pot. Re drove home in the most
uncomfortable ******* silence ever.
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#41 - LilPrick (11/09/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**LilPrick rolled a random image** you as gay as this
**LilPrick rolled a random image** you as gay as this
#14 - mychemicalfreak (11/09/2011) [-]
Thats what i call best friends.
Thats what i call best friends.
#9 - xiik (11/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Now if a cop like this walked up, you would both be pretty screwed. And scarred for life.
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#149 - ibmonkeyboy (11/10/2011) [-]
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#159 - pedomegler (11/10/2011) [-]
the cop
#174 - argonian (11/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#67 - thereedxd (11/10/2011) [-]
<---------- the cop
#415 - miotch (11/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Still Counts!
#383 - democo (11/10/2011) [-]
**democo rolled a random image** &lt;----- what i can do while waiting for skyrim!!
**democo rolled a random image** <----- what i can do while waiting for skyrim!!
#73 - oddesy (11/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**oddesy rolled a random image** Cops face later that night
User avatar #255 - BlancoCheese (11/10/2011) [-]
Who cares if he fondled you cock, he's your friend. Besides, that was a genius ******* save.
#395 - mlpmachuplm (11/10/2011) [-]
Later that night, with your friend...
Later that night, with your friend...
#208 - rainbowraindrops (11/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
look on op's face with hand in his pants
#386 - pikachueater (11/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**pikachueater rolled a random image** my reaction the first time i smoked pot
**pikachueater rolled a random image** my reaction the first time i smoked pot
#387 to #386 - pikachueater (11/10/2011) [-]
**pikachueater rolled a random image** and my reaction the first time i got a handjob.
#361 - sleeiii (11/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Meh.. I'll save this and read it later. I'm not in a reading mood at the moment
Meh.. I'll save this and read it later. I'm not in a reading mood at the moment
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