Women. Sorry females, but what can you do. NOTHING HAHAHAHAAHA EDIT HOLY FLIPPING FUN FRONT PAGE yay thanks guys for helping me lose my front page virginity. I'
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Women

 
Women. Sorry females, but what can you do. NOTHING HAHAHAHAAHA EDIT HOLY FLIPPING FUN FRONT PAGE yay thanks guys for helping me lose my front page virginity. I'

Sorry females, but what can you do.

NOTHING HAHAHAHAAHA
*EDIT* HOLY FLIPPING FUN FRONT PAGE
yay thanks guys for helping me lose my front page virginity.
I've been trying for months and my friend made an account and got 3 front pages in 2 days...
THANK YOU SO MUCH

Funnyjunk
I believe we may
have gone too
far with our
sexism
It is time for a
new era
An age where
our female
counterparts go
where they
please without
fear of trolling
After all they are
the givers of
bacon
And Vagina
And ofcourse the
Mighty Boobs
So heres to all
the female
funnyjunkies out
there
While you may
have your defects
cough* period
cough*)
We love you all
the same
So as a gift to you
all
I give you a place
for safety
At long last,
somewhere you
can protect
yourself from the
more vulgar of the
funnyjunkies we
call our friends
...
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Submitted: 11/09/2011
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#65 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
totally didn't see THAT coming -_-.
totally didn't see THAT coming -_-.
#778 to #65 - masterjello (11/10/2011) [-]
Hey look its me
Hey look its me
#528 - bonafideasfuck (11/10/2011) [-]
** ************** rolled a random image** what your mom looks like after I bang her
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#530 to #528 - meettheorphans **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#553 to #530 - anon (11/10/2011) [-]
HAHAAA
#203 - joemeister (11/09/2011) [-]
**joemeister rolled a random image**
User avatar #182 - zebrasofdeath (11/09/2011) [-]
Vagina jokes aren't funny.

Period.
#205 to #182 - Eralus (11/09/2011) [-]
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#185 to #182 - beyondyourmind (11/09/2011) [-]
I see what you did thar
#820 - theoneandonlynate (11/10/2011) [-]
wow how original OP! i'm sure no one saw that coming.
#518 - sickofyourcrap (11/10/2011) [-]
**sickofyourcrap rolled a random image** what I think of women
#125 - billitrance (11/09/2011) [-]
They give us bacon? are they pigs?
#815 - TJClemenza (11/10/2011) [-]
A kitchen joke. Didn't see that coming from a mile away.
#158 - iAmAmerican (11/09/2011) [-]
Yawn.  
  
Same old kitchen jokes...
Yawn.

Same old kitchen jokes...
#60 - charlielamia (11/09/2011) [-]
<<< You
#930 - zealeybug (11/10/2011) [-]
Saw that coming from a mile away.
Saw that coming from a mile away.
#737 - compass (11/10/2011) [-]
*scrolling down*
"This ***** serious?"
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"Nah..."
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"It's going to be a kitchen isn't it?"
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"Kitchen, kitchen, it's going to be a kitchen..."
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"OH! It's a kitchen! No way! What a surprise!"
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#19 - maskedguardian **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#43 to #19 - Fgner (11/09/2011) [-]
**Fgner rolled a random image** Well apparently a vast majority of people found this funnier than offensive by the fact it not only has positive thumbs... but 221 (as of now).... I laughed my ass off... now get a sense of humor or GTFO =D
User avatar #107 to #43 - feeed (11/09/2011) [-]
Yea and its seems the majority of peoplethink all muslims are terrorist so that must be true since its the "majority". Now think again before making a dumb statement AND gtfo.
User avatar #509 to #107 - Fgner (11/10/2011) [-]
...Okay.... Muslims being terrorists Vs. Sexist jokes being funny... You just made quite a leap. Your argument compares roughly to this logic: "Because not all murders are immoral, not all rapes are immoral." There is a different between a matter of opinion, and facts. Just because one thing is believed, even though it isn't true, doesn't mean that applies to all things. Especially that of opinion. Humor is opinion based, and I used the fact this has a high ratio of positive to negative thumbs to support the statement that this was funny. Tell me how I was wrong at all? My statement is way more intelligent than your random comparison. Now if you want to talk like a big boy, bring a big boy argument. AND gtfo.
User avatar #685 to #509 - feeed (11/10/2011) [-]
Its not only about sexist jokes. You are saying "this post is being thumbed so its funny". Im using that against you, these jokes arent funny at all, i wouldnt mind sexist jokes if they were funny. "LOL GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN WOMAN" Very hilarious right?

If you look at the comments most of the top are saying how these jokes arent funny anymore. And since they are thumbed the majority of people think its not funny, and you dont have to be so mad and tell people to GTFO just because you dont like what they are saying. maskedguardian didnt insult you so chill the **** out.
User avatar #714 to #685 - Fgner (11/10/2011) [-]
1) The joke wasn't just go back to the kitchen though. That's why it is funny. It was clever for anyone who hadn't already seen it.
2) But you have no ratio of people that even look at comments, nor how many people thumbed down their comment. Therefore you cannot say a majority of people think it is not funny based on the thumbing of comments. You, however, can use the fact that his ratio of negative to positive thumbs (2371 positive more than negative now) to say that more people like this than don't. Because that is an undeniably proven fact?
3) Saying GTFO isn't mad? I put a smiley face right after such? GTFO is just a commonly used term with very little emotion to it, if at all. What makes you even assume I am angry? I have been the one with either the happy or the completely neutral tone this entire time? And so what if he didn't insult me? All I did was tell him what the statistics point to?
User avatar #745 to #714 - feeed (11/10/2011) [-]
1) Its still a kitchen joke and it was obvious and not funny.

2) People thumb down some of the stupidest things to the frontpage, reposts, porn, girl with tits. That means nothing, just because its thumbed doesnt mean its funny. How many times have you seen someone say "X died thumb up for him" and its top contest in the frontpage ? I dont find that funny at all specially for a site that is meant for fun.

3) Alright im sorry for thinking you are mad its my fault.
User avatar #747 to #745 - feeed (11/10/2011) [-]
Im sorry i meant thumb up in sentence 2 not thumb down.
User avatar #763 to #747 - Fgner (11/10/2011) [-]
Yea it's fine I knew what you meant! =D
1) *Shrugs* Still I LOL'd... But I've never seen this and I rarely hear sexist jokes anymore so I guess it was the refreshing feel of a good ol' sexist joke that made me laugh.
2) I will give you that, can't we take out the damned rating system though. No, how about this, keep the thumbs. But make every single post ANON and not get credit- that way people only post for the funnies, instead of thumbs and people thinking they are cool
3) I ain't mad bro. I see where you are comin' from! It's all good!
User avatar #772 to #763 - feeed (11/10/2011) [-]
Alright then :L i always see sexist jokes that why i find it not funny beside its always the same kitchen joke.
User avatar #776 to #772 - Fgner (11/10/2011) [-]
For some reason the biomed. majors don't appreciate less than intelligent humor.... So I don't get any immaturity but with my fiance and MY AMAZING FJ COMMUNITY =D... so yea... I'm in the latest uploads section most of the time.... I rarely see the front page bullcrap anymore anyway xD
User avatar #471 to #43 - tharic (11/10/2011) [-]
i thumbed this without finding it funny.... **** YOUR LOGIC
#510 to #471 - Fgner (11/10/2011) [-]
**Fgner rolled a random image** Man below you - idiot.  
You - Genius....
**Fgner rolled a random image** Man below you - idiot.
You - Genius....
#805 to #43 - anon (11/10/2011) [-]
*cough* 48176 views with only 2607 thumbs is not the majority *cough*
#810 to #805 - Fgner (11/10/2011) [-]
**Fgner rolled a random image** It has 891 down thumbs and 3511 up thumbs that means 79.75920036% (80% if rounded) thinks its funny. and only the remaining 20% (20.24079964% if not rounded) don't. Skips are not counted because they forfeit their vote when they skip. A majority is anything above 50% Therefore majority thinks its funny... I have facts... Bitches love facts.
#541 to #19 - anon (11/10/2011) [-]
Hey, I completely agree with you, but it's also about time that this website becomes less offensive to black people (like myself). Stop saying the n word...
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User avatar #755 to #541 - fuckingtrolls (11/10/2011) [-]
but this is the only place were we can say ****** without being jumped a gang raped by 6 ft black men
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User avatar #64 to #19 - Snerdlic (11/09/2011) [-]
I agree. Telling women to get back to the kitchen as a joke just isn't funny. It's far past been played out and it's just ridiculous.
#827 - Evanalmighty (11/10/2011) [-]
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#61 to #20 - dreigamos (11/09/2011) [-]
Here's another version of mister happy cat
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