Alternate Chess. Democrat chess is the same layout as normal chess... but all the pieces can move however the hell they want.. Millinery CHESS . -. GAY' PRIDE G alternate Alternative chess Rules layouts lukesurl comic comics
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#89 - Chromatix
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Middle East Chess = Pawns can explode, Rooks have to fall when a Pawn reaches them with a plane, and the king stays hidden in a cave.
#90 to #89 - Chromatix
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Don't call me racist, I'm algerian. >.> Just FYI.
#124 - MrWobblez
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Marvel chess: Why's this game so serious?
#126 to #124 - Hubbleknarf **User deleted account**
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#141 to #126 - MrWobblez
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(03/22/2010) [-]
...****.
#95 - RUSSIANxLEGION
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(03/22/2010) [-]
RUSSIAN CHESS: Pawns are in the back, King, Queen, Knights, etc. in front.
#99 to #95 - yosoyeltupapi
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(03/22/2010) [-]
no you are wrong sir, russian chess is shot glasses and two bottles of vodka, tequila, rum, dessiar, whiskey, and some good ole fashion ale you keep playing til one of you passes out or succumbs to alcohol poisoning.
#102 to #99 - RUSSIANxLEGION
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Leave out cigarettes again and we're gonna have a problem, guy.
#15 - ExplosionsHurt
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Ninja Chess?
#22 to #15 - Jiraiya
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(03/22/2010) [-]
pirate chess
#23 to #15 - Jiraiya
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(03/22/2010) [-]
or ninja pirate chess
#33 - anon
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(03/22/2010) [-]
in black chess you can kill anybody from anywhere by shooting them
#34 to #33 - waitasecond
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(03/22/2010) [-]
and you can steal chess pieces
#44 to #34 - Mudkip
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(03/22/2010) [-]
***** STOLE MY PAWN!
#50 to #44 - WolfgirllrigfloW
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(03/22/2010) [-]
***** STOLE THE KING!
#51 to #50 - Mudkip
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(03/22/2010) [-]
I believe that is checkmate my friend.
#52 to #51 - WolfgirllrigfloW
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(03/22/2010) [-]
I dont think so when he's got a gun to the kings head.
#53 to #52 - Mudkip
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Yah...Thats still checkmate. Checkmate is not removing the king from the board. It is the act of preventing it from moving anywhere else. If you got a gun to the kings head, do you really think he would move?
#55 to #53 - WolfgirllrigfloW
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(03/22/2010) [-]
If he was told to do so, yes.
#71 to #55 - awesomosaurous **User deleted account**
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(03/22/2010) [-]
c=c=c=c=combo breaker!
#79 to #71 - thecodfatha
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(03/22/2010) [-]
c equals c equals equals c equals c breaker ?
#172 to #71 - awesomosaurous **User deleted account**
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(03/23/2010) [-]
yeah sorry didnt notice grammer nazis were on kk i'll do it again c-c-c-c-c-c-ccombo breaker
#58 to #55 - Mudkip
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(03/22/2010) [-]
good point.
#84 to #58 - anon
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(03/22/2010) [-]
OR- if he was emo/masoquist!!!!
#87 - OneHundredandFifty
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Sparta Chess - the aim is to force the king towards a bottomless pit. once the opponent is no longer able to move (i.e. they're checkmated) you know want to scream...
#110 to #87 - anon
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(03/22/2010) [-]
for ice cream!!
#32 - THex
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Who wants a shubery?
#35 to #32 - Realexis **User deleted account**
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(03/22/2010) [-]
"TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!!!!!!"
#36 to #35 - Boozehound
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(03/22/2010) [-]
COME BACK HERE! I'LL BITE YER LEGS OFF!!
#37 to #36 - Realexis **User deleted account**
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(03/22/2010) [-]
The-Knight-Robin-Not-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot-The-Brave
#38 to #37 - Boozehound
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(03/22/2010) [-]
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads
#39 to #38 - Realexis **User deleted account**
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(03/22/2010) [-]
And now for something completely different
#42 to #39 - Boozehound
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(03/22/2010) [-]
I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
#43 to #42 - Realexis **User deleted account**
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(03/22/2010) [-]
I want to have a baby
You can't have a baby
Why not?
Because you don't have a uterus
#47 to #43 - Boozehound
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(03/22/2010) [-]
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
#48 to #47 - Realexis **User deleted account**
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(03/22/2010) [-]
What makes you think shes a witch?
She turned me into a newt
.....a newt?
....................................................I got better
BURN HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#54 to #48 - Boozehound
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
#56 to #54 - Realexis **User deleted account**
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(03/22/2010) [-]
One, two FIVE
Its three my lord
THREE
#57 to #56 - Boozehound
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(03/22/2010) [-]
He's having a go at the flowers now!!!!
#59 to #57 - Realexis **User deleted account**
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(03/22/2010) [-]
One day, lad, all this will be yours.
What, the curtains?
No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.
#60 to #59 - Boozehound
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(03/22/2010) [-]
But I don't want to be a king, father, I just want to siiii...
hey...enough of that
#61 to #60 - Realexis **User deleted account**
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(03/22/2010) [-]
....and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shape
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
#62 to #61 - Boozehound
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(03/22/2010) [-]
We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.

We are now the knights who say "Ekki Ekki Ekki Ekki PTANG. Zoom Boing Z'nourrwringmm
#63 to #62 - Realexis **User deleted account**
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done.
#64 to #63 - Boozehound
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
#65 to #64 - Realexis **User deleted account**
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(03/22/2010) [-]
What an eccentric performance.
#72 to #65 - EarthwormEd
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(03/22/2010) [-]
what is your favourite colour?
blue. no, GREEN! AAAAARGGHH...
#88 to #65 - Boozehound
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(03/22/2010) [-]
King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?
French Soldier: Of course not. You're English types.
King Arthur: What are you then?
French Soldier: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French Soldier: Mind your own business.
#96 to #65 - Arghhthepirate
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(03/22/2010) [-]
"he held up thy holy hand grenade to the light" " And god did grin, and the towns people feasted upon the squirrels, and the birds, and oragotans, and dogs and breakfast cereals"
#67 to #65 - anon
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(03/22/2010) [-]
A swallow would have to beat it's wings 47 time per second to carry it, right?
i'm not interested.
Am i right?

it could be carried by an african swallow
#73 - yourfaceismine
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Lolz. The New Hampshire version is true. I'm a Hampshirite.
#83 to #73 - SimplyNarcotic
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(03/22/2010) [-]
I am too but I don't get it at all?...
#14 - SimonBelmont **User deleted account**
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(03/22/2010) [-]
I want nihilist chess. It doubles as nihilist checkers.
#12 - Bloody Yeti
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(03/22/2010) [-]
i dont get the mormon one
#26 to #12 - pwthoma
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Because Mormon's (religion) believe (or used to) in polygamy, or that a man could have many wives.
#16 to #12 - Absolut
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(03/22/2010) [-]
There is one king, THE REST IS ONLY QUEENS.

Nuff said. Refrigerator.
#17 to #16 - Bloody Yeti
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(03/22/2010) [-]
oh polygamy hahahahahahahah i get it now thanks
#18 to #17 - Absolut
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(03/22/2010) [-]
It's a haiku too! Just for the lulz XD.
#19 to #18 - Bloody Yeti
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(03/22/2010) [-]
yeah idk what that means but i believe ya
#20 to #19 - Absolut
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Poem of 17 syllables.
#21 to #20 - Bloody Yeti
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(03/22/2010) [-]
ah nice very clever +1 thumbs on me