Alternate Chess. Democrat chess is the same layout as normal chess... but all the pieces can move however the hell they want.. Millinery CHESS . -. GAY' PRIDE G alternate Alternative chess Rules layouts lukesurl comic comics

Alternate Chess

Alternate Chess. Democrat chess is the same layout as normal chess... but all the pieces can move however the hell they want.. Millinery CHESS . -. GAY' PRIDE G

Democrat chess is the same layout as normal chess... but all the pieces can move however the hell they want.

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User avatar #87 - OneHundredandFifty (03/22/2010) [-]
Sparta Chess - the aim is to force the king towards a bottomless pit. once the opponent is no longer able to move (i.e. they're checkmated) you know want to scream...
#110 to #87 - anon (03/22/2010) [-]
for ice cream!!
User avatar #95 - RUSSIANxLEGION (03/22/2010) [-]
RUSSIAN CHESS: Pawns are in the back, King, Queen, Knights, etc. in front.
User avatar #99 to #95 - yosoyeltupapi (03/22/2010) [-]
no you are wrong sir, russian chess is shot glasses and two bottles of vodka, tequila, rum, dessiar, whiskey, and some good ole fashion ale you keep playing til one of you passes out or succumbs to alcohol poisoning.
User avatar #102 to #99 - RUSSIANxLEGION (03/22/2010) [-]
Leave out cigarettes again and we're gonna have a problem, guy.
User avatar #89 - Chromatix (03/22/2010) [-]
Middle East Chess = Pawns can explode, Rooks have to fall when a Pawn reaches them with a plane, and the king stays hidden in a cave.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Chromatix (03/22/2010) [-]
Don't call me racist, I'm algerian. >.> Just FYI.
User avatar #15 - ExplosionsHurt (03/22/2010) [-]
Ninja Chess?
User avatar #22 to #15 - Jiraiya (03/22/2010) [-]
pirate chess
User avatar #23 to #15 - Jiraiya (03/22/2010) [-]
or ninja pirate chess
#111 - anon (03/22/2010) [-]
I hope you realize Marxist chess IS communist chess...
#145 - anon (03/22/2010) [-]
Ku Klux Klan, nno black pieces?
User avatar #32 - THex (03/22/2010) [-]
Who wants a shubery?
#35 to #32 - Realexis **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
User avatar #36 to #35 - Boozehound (03/22/2010) [-]
#37 to #36 - Realexis **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
User avatar #38 to #37 - Boozehound (03/22/2010) [-]
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads
#39 to #38 - Realexis **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
And now for something completely different
User avatar #42 to #39 - Boozehound (03/22/2010) [-]
I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
#43 to #42 - Realexis **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
I want to have a baby
You can't have a baby
Why not?
Because you don't have a uterus
User avatar #47 to #43 - Boozehound (03/22/2010) [-]
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
#48 to #47 - Realexis **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
What makes you think shes a witch?
She turned me into a newt
.....a newt?
....................................................I got better
BURN HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #54 to #48 - Boozehound (03/22/2010) [-]
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
#56 to #54 - Realexis **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
One, two FIVE
Its three my lord
User avatar #57 to #56 - Boozehound (03/22/2010) [-]
He's having a go at the flowers now!!!!
#59 to #57 - Realexis **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
One day, lad, all this will be yours.
What, the curtains?
No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.
User avatar #60 to #59 - Boozehound (03/22/2010) [-]
But I don't want to be a king, father, I just want to siiii...
hey...enough of that
#61 to #60 - Realexis **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
....and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shape
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
User avatar #62 to #61 - Boozehound (03/22/2010) [-]
We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.

We are now the knights who say "Ekki Ekki Ekki Ekki PTANG. Zoom Boing Z'nourrwringmm
#63 to #62 - Realexis **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Boozehound (03/22/2010) [-]
Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
#65 to #64 - Realexis **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
What an eccentric performance.
User avatar #72 to #65 - EarthwormEd (03/22/2010) [-]
what is your favourite colour?
blue. no, GREEN! AAAAARGGHH...
User avatar #88 to #65 - Boozehound (03/22/2010) [-]
King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?
French Soldier: Of course not. You're English types.
King Arthur: What are you then?
French Soldier: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French Soldier: Mind your own business.
#67 to #65 - anon (03/22/2010) [-]
A swallow would have to beat it's wings 47 time per second to carry it, right?
i'm not interested.
Am i right?

it could be carried by an african swallow
User avatar #96 to #65 - Arghhthepirate (03/22/2010) [-]
"he held up thy holy hand grenade to the light" " And god did grin, and the towns people feasted upon the squirrels, and the birds, and oragotans, and dogs and breakfast cereals"
User avatar #136 - IEpicWinGuyI (03/22/2010) [-]
Michael J Foxx chess, all the white pieces are knocked over.
User avatar #73 - yourfaceismine (03/22/2010) [-]
Lolz. The New Hampshire version is true. I'm a Hampshirite.
User avatar #83 to #73 - SimplyNarcotic (03/22/2010) [-]
I am too but I don't get it at all?...
#14 - SimonBelmont **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
I want nihilist chess. It doubles as nihilist checkers.
#181 - Playerstar (03/25/2010) [-]
Shouldnt the Monty Python one be coconuts?
Big ones...
Small ones...
And some as big as your head?
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#131 to #130 - anon (03/22/2010) [-]
it is.... if you would read
#132 to #131 - BMTEJ **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#135 to #132 - anon (03/22/2010) [-]
you fools, new hampshire gay pride chess was all "Bishops"
because they allow gay priests there
User avatar #139 to #135 - SemperUbiSubUbi (03/22/2010) [-]
no new hampshire has a gay bishop
User avatar #162 to #130 - Aiwatcher (03/22/2010) [-]
#133 to #130 - KillerP **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]
that was new hampshire gay pride
#127 - koobztwoonefourtwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#118 - anon (03/22/2010) [-]
anarch chess, everyone starts everywhere, 5 kings, 7 queens, the team colors are checkerboard, purple, tigerprint, blood spatters, polka dots, and fire. the pawn can fly, and there's a dragon piece
User avatar #108 - Killerdreage (03/22/2010) [-]
Socialist: All the same colour.
Communist: All leaded by one person on one side.
#8 - anon (03/21/2010) [-]
Monty Python Chess = WIN. -almost tempted to log in to thumbs up- XD
User avatar #9 to #8 - jxs [OP](03/21/2010) [-]
Doooo itttt
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User avatar #166 to #160 - patriotic canadian (03/22/2010) [-]
the bishops
User avatar #78 - SuperLesbian (03/22/2010) [-]
lol gay pride chess :3
User avatar #29 - AwesomeFoursome (03/22/2010) [-]
Shouldn't the 3rd panel be called "Ninja Chess"
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