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Female point of view.

I love you if you read the whole thing.

I' noticed a disturbing trend on my
is? beloved funnyjunk recently. . .
f Guys make comics like this...
garf
Women are so ******* shallow
and they only like douchebags.
I liked this girl and she screwed
me over, blah blah rage.
Repeat for infinite thumbs:
What guys don' t seem to understand is...
you may feel ****** about your
current relationship situation,
but girls have it pretty bad too.
we can' t all look like this. We' re sorry.
we genuinely try to be interested in
the things you like. we only ask that
you extend us the same courtesy. If
your girlfriend has just sat down and
played Xbox with you for three hours,
she cares about you a whole ******* lot.
unless she really is a gamer girl. If
so, props to you for finding one.)
Believe it or not, most of us have been
through rejection too. we know that feel.
so guys, don' t treat ladies
like unattainable goddesses,
but don' t treat us like stuck-
up bitches either. No matter
how nice you think you are to
a girl, if you' re not her type,
you' re just not her type.
someone who looks like this could be
the nicest person in the world, but
you wouldn' t give her a seems: glance.
Be honest. would you?
FACT: Girls, on the whole, CARE MUCH LESS
ABOUT LOOKS than guys do.
I can personally vouch for this. Ever
wonder why you see so many pretty girls
with ugly guys, but not the other way around?
so guys, stop acting like girls are all shallow, stupid
bitches. we' re not always the shallow ones.
Thumb me down, I don' t care. It just
feels ******* awesome to have that
off my chest.
sincerely, the rest of us.
...
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#25 - vortexrain (11/08/2011) [+] (24 replies)
This is me. I'm 17, just started a minimum wage job, and weigh too damn much. Would you give me a chance? Probably not.
#153 - adrummerboy (11/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
And you're the girl who is obsessed with horses.
User avatar #62 - DietWater (11/09/2011) [-]
who's that girl in the last picture with Sarah Jessica Parker?
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#1050 - InfernalOneShot (11/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
If you want to get something off your chest try your bra in ****
User avatar #87 - meif (11/09/2011) [+] (4 replies)
i read all of this, and honestly im sick and tired of all this crap too, everyone CAN be shallow, but not every one IS shallow. i hear that crap were i live and im like ugh shut up!! and to all the women on funnyjunk, NEVER GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!


-that gay guy
#1580 - chronoscon (11/09/2011) [+] (6 replies)
You raise a very good point, OP, however I might just like to point out that equally not all guys constantly bitch about their failed relationships. Many of us are quiet, non-intrusive, non-judgemental types. Equally there are plenty of girls (particularly aged around 17) who act quite vicious and devious with regards to the way they manipulate males - for them, guys are just putty in their hands.

P.S im a post-'nice guy'. Its hard to explain in time but basically a 'nice guy' is a male on the lower end of the 'popularity' spectrum, who believes he is right for a certain girl, rather than her actual boyfriend who treats her like **** . In this case, the 'nice guy' is the manipulative one, as he believes being pleasant grants him the right to claim broadly enough as to think he deserves this particular girl as a girlfriend. They are categorised as sociologically weak, and you demonstrated them perfectly in panel 3.

I will say this as well - while guys quickly judge girls based on their appearance, girls will often judge guys quickly based on how loud, or 'in-your-face' their personality is, as well as how tall or muscular they are - there are equivalents of nude mags (of women) for girls as well you know - girls do fall in love with images of men, in the same way men do. The human race is destined to be shallow in its observation. We all strive for approval, whilst all wanting perfection - its a sociological conundrum, one which will never be solved.

TL;DR - OPs content sums up the perpetuity of human flaws.

< yfw read this?
#1364 - klavi (11/09/2011) [-]
Still...
Still...
#1747 - hinathan (11/09/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I would like to get something off your chest also.
#1595 - xabia (11/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I'd give her a second glance.. It's hard to find someone this ugly, you have to savor the view.
#51 - Ayrwen (11/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
This is actually the first post made by a female on this site that I actually liked. What you said is very true and you deserve your thumb, funnyjunker sister.
User avatar #1934 - dankenstein (11/09/2011) [-]
"oh by the way, here's a picture of me just so you know i'm pretty"
#1837 - pickledpicklez (11/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**pickledpicklez rolled a random image**

this is what all my ladies look like
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User avatar #1485 - finnini (11/09/2011) [-]
On another note, you did get your picture taken with Sarah Jessica Parker.
#686 - nayyfenn (11/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
how did you get a picture with her?
#605 - tehstalker (11/09/2011) [+] (9 replies)
This is me honestly admit it, you guys would never look at me. you would be repulsed but this one guy one guy saw me for who i am and not my looks. Sure we get teased because he is shorter then me, but **** them i love him and thats all i really care about.
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User avatar #920 to #166 - nogphille (11/09/2011) [-]
"a ******* filthy hippie"
"look twice you shallow sons-of-bitches"

i'm not even going to say anything...
#433 - Hickster (11/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Alright folks, I'm a guy, have been my whole life and I get tired of everybody posting **** about being friendzoned. When you're trying to pick up a girl, the key point is to be confident and give her ques that you like her. If she is single just walk up and ask her out to dinner and a movie. The worst thing that can happen is she says no, at which point you just move on. If she is seeing someone, then just be her friend and either move on or hope that they break up so you get the rebound. Don't try to get her to break up with the guy or cheat on him, because she will do the same to you. When they break up, back off a bit, but be there if she needs you. Eventually after a few weeks (or months if it was a major relationship) ask her out and confess at the end of the night. If you are confident and don't pussyfoot around, then you will more than likely get the girl. If you don't, move on. Don't dwell on it, eventually you will find a girl. Also, work out a bit, go to the gym, run every day for a little bit, it helps a lot.
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