Female point of view.. I love you if you read the whole thing.. I' noticed a disturbing trend on my is? beloved funnyjunk recently. . . f Guys make comics like
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Female point of view.

Female point of view.. I love you if you read the whole thing.. I' noticed a disturbing trend on my is? beloved funnyjunk recently. . . f Guys make comics like

I love you if you read the whole thing.

I' noticed a disturbing trend on my
is? beloved funnyjunk recently. . .
f Guys make comics like this...
Women are so ******* shallow
and they only like douchebags.
I liked this girl and she screwed
me over, blah blah rage.
Repeat for infinite thumbs:
What guys don' t seem to understand is...
you may feel ****** about your
current relationship situation,
but girls have it pretty bad too.
we can' t all look like this. We' re sorry.
we genuinely try to be interested in
the things you like. we only ask that
you extend us the same courtesy. If
your girlfriend has just sat down and
played Xbox with you for three hours,
she cares about you a whole ******* lot.
unless she really is a gamer girl. If
so, props to you for finding one.)
Believe it or not, most of us have been
through rejection too. we know that feel.
so guys, don' t treat ladies
like unattainable goddesses,
but don' t treat us like stuck-
up bitches either. No matter
how nice you think you are to
a girl, if you' re not her type,
you' re just not her type.
someone who looks like this could be
the nicest person in the world, but
you wouldn' t give her a seems: glance.
Be honest. would you?
FACT: Girls, on the whole, CARE MUCH LESS
ABOUT LOOKS than guys do.
I can personally vouch for this. Ever
wonder why you see so many pretty girls
with ugly guys, but not the other way around?
so guys, stop acting like girls are all shallow, stupid
bitches. we' re not always the shallow ones.
Thumb me down, I don' t care. It just
feels ******* awesome to have that
off my chest.
sincerely, the rest of us.
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#153 - adrummerboy (11/09/2011) [-]
And you're the girl who is obsessed with horses.
User avatar #162 to #153 - sonicg (11/09/2011) [-]
Horse's are badass dude, just sayin' I plan on owning a Horse and Cattle ranch
#167 to #153 - qwertyjoke (11/09/2011) [-]
big black horse
#1580 - chronoscon (11/09/2011) [-]
You raise a very good point, OP, however I might just like to point out that equally not all guys constantly bitch about their failed relationships. Many of us are quiet, non-intrusive, non-judgemental types. Equally there are plenty of girls (particularly aged around 17) who act quite vicious and devious with regards to the way they manipulate males - for them, guys are just putty in their hands.

P.S im a post-'nice guy'. Its hard to explain in time but basically a 'nice guy' is a male on the lower end of the 'popularity' spectrum, who believes he is right for a certain girl, rather than her actual boyfriend who treats her like **** . In this case, the 'nice guy' is the manipulative one, as he believes being pleasant grants him the right to claim broadly enough as to think he deserves this particular girl as a girlfriend. They are categorised as sociologically weak, and you demonstrated them perfectly in panel 3.

I will say this as well - while guys quickly judge girls based on their appearance, girls will often judge guys quickly based on how loud, or 'in-your-face' their personality is, as well as how tall or muscular they are - there are equivalents of nude mags (of women) for girls as well you know - girls do fall in love with images of men, in the same way men do. The human race is destined to be shallow in its observation. We all strive for approval, whilst all wanting perfection - its a sociological conundrum, one which will never be solved.

TL;DR - OPs content sums up the perpetuity of human flaws.

< yfw read this?
#1589 to #1580 - beefking (11/09/2011) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image** You sir, should be a college professor on social sexuality! You have my thumb! As well as my random roll!
User avatar #1604 to #1580 - themeade (11/09/2011) [-]
so ******* true
User avatar #1601 to #1580 - sherrine (11/09/2011) [-]
you are so correct, i dot get why girls complain that guys are too "in to the hot girl," guys need more cred to them. My friend kenny is in a relationship with this girl, and sadly he was like, "ya she's mad at me.. so now I gotta play that whole game, then call her, and wait for her to finally talk on the phone, and then apologize my ass off, and then we're okay. Repeat a week later." you guys get it rough.
User avatar #1621 to #1601 - chronoscon (11/09/2011) [-]
Exactly - does the girl have any real justification in doing this - why would girls like her prefer to make her boyfriend sweat over a matter, and try desparately to apologise rather than confront the matter with her boyfriend? You could argue this seems a bit sadistic - perhaps they feel it's adequate revenge, because the act of ignoring someone for that long is definitely pre-meditated.
User avatar #1629 to #1621 - sherrine (11/09/2011) [-]
I used to be like that until I realized how stupid it was...All I could tell my friend was you have it all figured out. I dont get why they say "cuz I have the vag, I rule the relationship..." or "cuz I give birth, I rule the relationship." I gave birth... NOT THAT HARD.
#1364 - klavi (11/09/2011) [-]
#1837 - pickledpicklez (11/09/2011) [-]
**pickledpicklez rolled a random image**

this is what all my ladies look like
User avatar #1844 to #1837 - torquemada (11/09/2011) [-]
Have fun with that!
User avatar #1485 - finnini (11/09/2011) [-]
On another note, you did get your picture taken with Sarah Jessica Parker.
#686 - nayyfenn (11/09/2011) [-]
how did you get a picture with her?
#690 to #686 - selfdenyingbeggar (11/09/2011) [-]
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahahahahaha
#605 - tehstalker (11/09/2011) [-]
This is me honestly admit it, you guys would never look at me. you would be repulsed but this one guy one guy saw me for who i am and not my looks. Sure we get teased because he is shorter then me, but **** them i love him and thats all i really care about.
#1278 to #605 - clumsymagician (11/09/2011) [-]
I agree with that anon, you're adorable.
I agree with that anon, you're adorable.
#617 to #605 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
Is he blind?
#1446 to #605 - icebearr (11/09/2011) [-]
What the **** ? are you gay or are you seriously a girl??

All (jokes) a side - best of luck for the two of you in the future.
#626 to #605 - pelicanfarts (11/09/2011) [-]
wait...you're a chick?
User avatar #629 to #626 - tehstalker (11/09/2011) [-]
yeah the awkward moment when the first time i meet my teacher she thinks im a guy sad thing is happens all the time
User avatar #655 to #605 - roflcopterdown (11/09/2011) [-]
Grow out your hair and you'll be fine. Not that you aren't now, but you'd be more effeminate and could highlight your more girlish accents. =]
User avatar #660 to #655 - tehstalker (11/09/2011) [-]
my voice sounds girly one second and deep the next, its really annoying to control.
and i am going to be shaving my hair next year for worlds greatest shave so i will be growing it out for that.
#613 to #605 - lonelycats (11/09/2011) [-]
You look like chunk from the goonies.
#446 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
Says all girls can't look like this (attractive women photos) post picture of herself looking beautiful at end of comic.
#449 to #446 - cturney (11/09/2011) [-]
ha right bro good catch on that one
#1050 - InfernalOneShot (11/09/2011) [-]
If you want to get something off your chest try your bra in ****
User avatar #87 - meif (11/09/2011) [-]
i read all of this, and honestly im sick and tired of all this crap too, everyone CAN be shallow, but not every one IS shallow. i hear that crap were i live and im like ugh shut up!! and to all the women on funnyjunk, NEVER GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!

-that gay guy
#97 to #87 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
i love you for being gay.

- a fellow homosex :3
User avatar #136 to #97 - meif (11/09/2011) [-]
i love you too ;)
User avatar #132 to #87 - caseyleeeee (11/09/2011) [-]
if you weren't gay you'd be getting a lot of pussy for saying "never go back to the kitchen"
User avatar #138 to #132 - meif (11/09/2011) [-]
yes i know. but even if i was i wouldnt care about that. thats just who i am!
User avatar #62 - DietWater (11/09/2011) [-]
who's that girl in the last picture with Sarah Jessica Parker?
#257 - xhalterx (11/09/2011) [-]
why is she hugging sarah jessica parker?
#1747 - hinathan (11/09/2011) [-]
I would like to get something off your chest also.
User avatar #413 - killerklondike (11/09/2011) [-]
Hahaha... while I sort of kind of disagree, I have to admit, every time I see a guy post something like that, I think that they sound exaaaactly like the girls who just got dumped and post "All guy are assholes" on facebook. And what I mean by that is both sound like whiny bitches.
However, I don't understand why people think caring about someone's looks makes them shallow.. I'm sorry, but any relationship that plans on going beyond friends requires sex. If I can't get my dick up cause she's ugly, then it's doomed. I don't think it's selfish. It's just how it is. Like the sun being bright and the Earth being a planet.
Having made a ****** rant, gotta say I still thumbed up because the front page needs a new god damn perspective.
User avatar #418 to #413 - xxxtsubasaholic (11/09/2011) [-]
Thanks for the honest point of view! But what I meant by that wasn't that guys should date girls they find unattractive just BECAUSE. I wasn't saying looks don't matter, because they do. I was just trying to say that they're not ALL that matters and some guys don't seem to get that. Girls, too, I have to admit.
User avatar #421 to #418 - killerklondike (11/09/2011) [-]
Well then, thank you for being an intelligent human being. Hahaha
#526 to #418 - daviddares (11/09/2011) [-]
I gotta agree with killerklondlke on both accounts. and I shall reinforce his last statement:

THANK YOU for being an intelligent human being. Unfortunately, we seem to be few in numbers in the internet some times.
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User avatar #1698 to #159 - aysonator (11/09/2011) [-]
That gif XD

and fair point some people just dont know how to be funny so just post unfunny crap about kitchens and tihnk they're comedy legends for it
User avatar #164 to #159 - LiberatedCommie (11/09/2011) [-]
Well this is FunnyJunk after all. People here lack originality to begin with and that is why we have reposts.
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User avatar #179 to #174 - LiberatedCommie (11/09/2011) [-]
I agree completely. If I was genuinely insulted with something else rather than the oh-so original kitchen or women's rights jokes then I'd be amused and maybe even glad to say yes, I mad.
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#1223 - trollbearcat (11/09/2011) [-]
Well done, This is my first comment ever and i think this post deserves it.
Well done, This is my first comment ever and i think this post deserves it.
#51 - Ayrwen (11/09/2011) [-]
This is actually the first post made by a female on this site that I actually liked. What you said is very true and you deserve your thumb, funnyjunker sister.
User avatar #220 to #51 - xxxtsubasaholic (11/09/2011) [-]
I raise you one feel. <3
User avatar #1934 - dankenstein (11/09/2011) [-]
"oh by the way, here's a picture of me just so you know i'm pretty"
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