My Revenge Story. Sorry, I know, lots of text and no big punchline - but perhaps someone who thirsts for revenge gets a kick out of it. This is my first upload  Revenge
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My Revenge Story

My Revenge Story. Sorry, I know, lots of text and no big punchline - but perhaps someone who thirsts for revenge gets a kick out of it. This is my first upload

Sorry, I know, lots of text and no big punchline - but perhaps someone who thirsts for revenge gets a kick out of it.

This is my first upload and it's OC, so please go easy on me.

Edit: Thanks for all the thumbs (Top 60?? Seriously?? Wow!)! And if it seems somewhat freaky to hold a grudge for something like 20 years - you should have been there and seen the look on her face when she smiled at me, knowing full well that I liked her. There are girls who rip your heart out because they don't know any better and then there are girls who do it 1000% on purpose...

Tags: Revenge
Many 599 in high ... T wasn' t exactly the strongest
or the most confident guy...
me into the wall. This
guy was in my grade,
but two years older
and 50 pounds heavier
than me. A textbook
Herpette - I was
madly in love with her
Soon, the inevitable happened. " " _ -
Le Asshole, " UGUU
fondling her I ' , I uguu
badly drawn
What the ******* tane dag! I
She let him touch
her in public! tane day, I
And Twhen I 53" shall have my
them, she even REVENGE?
******* SHILED
so years later: Cr his you norcal, ---eventually googling the name
bored and googling the names of of m? hated -.
people T used to know...
Le Asshole
One search result pointed to an
older: archived Associated Press
Le Asshole, who was wanted in
the Netherlands on suspicion of
human trafficking was arrested by
Russian police in St. .
was sure that it was the right guy.
How many parents would name their child
But you
know what?
It got even
Le Me, only
one who did not:
get fat!
Fat loser high
school classmates
Even now, a couple of years after
the reunion, I can make myself
happy anytime by remembering it.
Herpette - now fat, ugly,
three kids from some loser
who divorced her!
So if there is a high school kid out: there
reading this now who feels depressed about
some asshole bullying him or some girl
preferring an asshole over him: If there
is only one thing you are willing to learn
from some old fart‘ s experiences, then learn
this: Don' t worry, all you have to do is to
make sure you don‘ t get fat and you don‘ t
end up poor or in jail, and you will get
your revenge, because the stupid people
around you will **** up their lives all by
themselves. Just lean back, wait a few
decades, and you will see:
You will have the last laugh,
my friend! (even the "human trafficking“ part:
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Submitted: 11/08/2011
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#6 - whiiterussian (11/09/2011) [-]
A tale even more inspirational.
#37 to #6 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
Best tale i've heard in months hahahhahahahhahaha - bitch had it coming
#40 to #6 - thepsycho (11/09/2011) [-]
...If I ever find out his name...My first 13 children will have it.
#15 to #6 - zippox (11/09/2011) [-]
#10 to #6 - thebromance (11/09/2011) [-]
cant believe i read all that lol good story though
cant believe i read all that lol good story though
#33 - wyckalas (11/09/2011) [-]
I was bullied and i'm fat :( well ****
#38 to #33 - brasilient (11/09/2011) [-]
Just start working out man, you'll eventually get there. worked for me, it'll work for you too bro
#14 - imsamwilson (11/09/2011) [-]
What feels even worse is when you are madly in love with a girl and are competing with a guy for her. Worst part is you know he's smarter and better looking than you too. also not an asshole in any way.
#41 to #14 - thepsycho (11/09/2011) [-]
Worse yet is knowing that you'd burn an orphanage for her.  
Even worse is knowing that you lost...
Worse yet is knowing that you'd burn an orphanage for her.
Even worse is knowing that you lost...
#21 to #14 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
He's only smarter and better looking than you?
Than you must be funnier, nicer, more caring, and a lot of other stuff.

User avatar #26 to #14 - arrdvark (11/09/2011) [-]
true, cause then you can't really justify hating him, but still kinda do just cause he's after the same girl...i know that feel is what i'm trying to say
#1 - fernandopolis (11/08/2011) [-]
a truly inspirational tale.
a truly inspirational tale.
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#28 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
ah yes this is often true. there was this one douchebag kid I caught working at a chic filet. he looked miserable and I couldnt help but smirk because i remembered all the times he made me feel like **** . I've seen others in similar positions such as a stuck up girl working at a local bar years after highschool ended. she had really moved forward in the world.

there was one more who i grew up with as a friend, when he was just around me he was cool but in his crowd he joined the douchebag brigade. I continually see posts on facebook of how drunk/hungover he is. I just shake my head and think serves you right.

as for myself i work a steady job as a web developer, have plenty in the bank, and while this place isnt the most amazing studio it's been holding steady with the economy
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User avatar #2 - gamesdisk (11/08/2011) [-]
You got a thumb up from me... but really dude... move on.
User avatar #36 - qkz (11/09/2011) [-]
probably the best for you, girls who let guys touch their boobs in public are usually sluts
User avatar #9 - Compootor (11/09/2011) [-]
She didn't let you touch her tits in high school because you were too chicken **** to talk to her? How dare she?! What a bitch! Let's be happy that she got a ****** life like she deserved for not being able to sense that you liked her!
#29 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
I love bullys, i'm a fat kid, bout 250 pounds, been that way since.... hmmmmm 8th grade? lol. natural target for bullies obviously, this one kid named mike always used to give me **** . I'd laugh it off and walk away, one day i was walking by him (i made sure to do this daily) with one of my girl friends, and he pushed her to get over to me. I hadn't noticed at the time because i turned around to give my friend daps really quick, and i just assumed she had somewhere to go. Later that day she told me, the next day i walked out of school with this blood on my arms from beating hit ass. (it was only a very bad bloody nose... but still)

mfw walking out like a baws.
User avatar #30 to #29 - jktrolling (11/09/2011) [-]
wut anon?
#31 to #30 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
bad troll is bad.
User avatar #32 to #31 - jktrolling (11/09/2011) [-]
Your post made no sense at all?
#34 to #32 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
Elaborate. It obviously makes sense to me idiot, tell me why you think it doesn't make sense, instead of just expecting me to know what you think is wrong.
User avatar #43 - TouhouWolf (11/09/2011) [-]
You win, kind sir.
User avatar #44 to #43 - lokilullaby (11/09/2011) [-]
Your name. I love it.
#42 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
yep there was a kid who use to pick on me cuz i got big but in my primary school and i went to some country came to secondary school and ha was size of a mini van...
whos laughing now!!!
#19 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
So true
#18 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
pr0 is having previously stuck up "popular" bitches who thought they were the world emptying your bin in your office...
#11 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
Inflict hurt or harm on someone for an injury or wrong done to oneself.

Technically, it's not a revenge story if you didn't do anything.
#7 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
So you're happy that someone who's only sin was not liking you ended up being bent over a table and ****** by life?
User avatar #23 - cypruswebcraze (11/09/2011) [-]
To the Front Page everyone must see this
User avatar #22 - diddleydoodoodoo (11/09/2011) [-]
And you are how old, exactly? erm...
User avatar #24 to #22 - ruebezahl (11/09/2011) [-]
Old enough to measure time periods in my life in "decades", to be married and have a kid, young enough to spend hours on FJ, wasting a shocking amount of time with the Xbox, playing stupid pranks on friends, etc. I'd rather not put an actual number on it, as it is already depressing enough.
User avatar #25 to #24 - diddleydoodoodoo (11/09/2011) [-]
Fair enough.
The first thought of many people when they hear that there's a thirty-something year old on funnyjunk, where it's mostly 15-25 year olds on here, is "Creep!", so I hope I didn't offend you
User avatar #27 to #25 - ruebezahl (11/09/2011) [-]
Surely not. This site just happens to cater to my sense of humor. If someone finds that creepy, so be it.
#13 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
And yet they had fun and love and you're still bitter and alone.
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