November 8th, 2011. I have nothing against MW3, im lined up like everyone else for that game. Also, MS Paint and White Space because you.. So, November Bth, 201
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November 8th, 2011

November 8th, 2011. I have nothing against MW3, im lined up like everyone else for that game. Also, MS Paint and White Space because you.. So, November Bth, 201

I have nothing against MW3, im lined up like everyone else for that game.
Also, MS Paint and White Space because **** you.

So, November Bth, 2011
People have been waiting for
this day for a long, bong time.
Because today is the release
Seriously, Eragon came out
when I was in tth *******
grade, and in college
still waiting for the last
book. And you ******* are
complaining about waiting 2
damn years for '
I mean yeah, its Star Wars
set in Middle Earth, but
since when does that make
it a bad thingd'
Anyway, heres to me trying
to hold on to my childhood
for the last time. 4 books
that to me were almost as
epic as Harry Potter, but
still not quite there.
Seet' 4 books is Aili's
called a Cycle, not a
Saga, Stephanie
Meyer you dumb
Cunt.
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User avatar #640 to #47 - thewebspinner (11/09/2011) [-]
I ******* love eragon!!! kinda disappointed it turned out to be the star wars story with dragons...
#605 to #47 - funstix (11/08/2011) [-]
**funstix rolled a random image** I ******* lawled on this picture.
#732 to #47 - mistericarus (11/09/2011) [-]
Haha! Rest In Peace Bill HIcks, we'll love you forever!
#625 to #47 - thesupertechie (11/08/2011) [-]
we dont take kindly to readers around here
#331 - renegadebane (11/08/2011) [-]
Amazon is bringing it to me in a few days.
#869 to #331 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
I pre-ordered it at my local book store and just got back from picking my copy up. I'm going to be incredibly unproductive for the next few days...
User avatar #497 to #331 - mcmg (11/08/2011) [-]
To hard to drive to a Walmart, eh?
User avatar #838 to #497 - renegadebane (11/09/2011) [-]
Without a car, yes, yes it is.
#1 - isopozp (11/08/2011) [-]
patience lvl 78
User avatar #16 to #1 - EdwardNigma (11/08/2011) [-]
Waiting for Skyrim: Patience level 85
User avatar #85 to #16 - pootakka (11/08/2011) [-]
Your patience level has increased, you should rest and meditate on what you've learned.
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User avatar #706 to #704 - EdwardNigma (11/09/2011) [-]
Unheard of, isn't it?
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User avatar #254 to #197 - TheWayneAdams (11/08/2011) [-]
How did you get thumbed down for waiting for Skyrim?

FJ is weird.
User avatar #279 to #254 - EdwardNigma (11/08/2011) [-]
I don't know. Do I give a **** ? Not really. I just want Skyrim.
User avatar #347 - EvilSquiggly (11/08/2011) [-]
**** you guys im going to the library.
#349 to #347 - harryboom (11/08/2011) [-]
TO THE LIBRARY
#350 to #349 - EvilSquiggly (11/08/2011) [-]
I'm going to read so much.

Now to find my library card.
#937 to #349 - piclemaniscool (11/09/2011) [-]
yay learning!
yay learning!
#187 - Fwimble (11/08/2011) [-]
TODAY???
#415 - squampa (11/08/2011) [-]
Pre-ordered this instead of COD.
Pre-ordered this instead of COD.
#239 - anon (11/08/2011) [-]
When I read Eragon it was a while before I read Eldest. When Eldest came out I forgot everything so I read Eragon again, then read Eldest. Then, when Brisingr came out, I had to read Eragon and Eldest again before I could read it. Now, I have a 			********		 of reading to do.
When I read Eragon it was a while before I read Eldest. When Eldest came out I forgot everything so I read Eragon again, then read Eldest. Then, when Brisingr came out, I had to read Eragon and Eldest again before I could read it. Now, I have a ******** of reading to do.
#306 to #239 - savvyrunner (11/08/2011) [-]
Me too man me too
User avatar #457 - QuadLife (11/08/2011) [-]
thumb because you called stephanie mayer a dumb cunt
User avatar #161 - jugglingtacos (11/08/2011) [-]
They ruined it in the movie
Still fond of the book though
User avatar #182 to #161 - dementedllama (11/08/2011) [-]
I'm ashamed that badasses such as Jeremy Irons and John Malkovich, and Robert Carlyle had anything to do with that brutal raping. >:|
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#1097 to #1078 - dingobennyfred (11/09/2011) [-]
Not quite, good sir, You see, the bible is anthology, a collection of different tales that do not follow the same time line, only the same idea. This idea is the existence of God, not Christ, as Christ is not mentioned often in the Old Testament, which is the more potent part of the scripture. Most of the New Testament you read today is actually editing made at a far more recent date. Most churches have edited their own versions of the bible to fit with their ideals and personal teachings. And, if you were to actually follow the true version of the bible as a timeline, you would see Jesus die multiple times. This is due to the fact that the books in the bible are based on the different views of different men. Therefore, any religious book related to the bible could only be considered an addition, rather than a sequel.
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User avatar #1105 to #1100 - dingobennyfred (11/09/2011) [-]
Quite so, also, certain books in the New Testament were originally written WITHOUT the crucifixion an the resurrection, as to make Christ seem more holy and impervious to man.
We must also remember that certain parts of the bible could have been written in as a way to further mans own goals.
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User avatar #1117 to #1114 - dingobennyfred (11/09/2011) [-]
Yes, and i would like to state one thing: The bible is supposed to be a moral compass, not a story. In theology, the bible is supposed to help a person determine what is right or wrong in their personal lives, and how to lead a good life. The bible is more of an instruction manual to life.
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User avatar #1120 to #1119 - dingobennyfred (11/09/2011) [-]
Quite so. It has been a pleasure, old chap. Thank you for this rare intellectual conversion.
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#314 - beastymcnasty (11/08/2011) [-]
Your anus


Prepare it
#702 - stuntmanmike (11/09/2011) [-]
My favorite part of the post...
User avatar #323 - monkeymage (11/08/2011) [-]
YOU'RE MY HERO THESE BOOKS MADE MY LIFE HOLY **** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CRIED LIKE A ************ DURING PARTS OF THIS CYCLE!!
User avatar #2 - khalilpowers (11/08/2011) [-]
yeah but the graphics in books suck
User avatar #4 to #2 - BridgeTroll (11/08/2011) [-]
huge problem in the technology
#857 - kittymg (11/09/2011) [-]
To the bookstore!
To the bookstore!
#692 - thehealthinspector (11/09/2011) [-]
in my opinion stephanie meyer is a dumb cunt for actually calling them books.
in my opinion stephanie meyer is a dumb cunt for actually calling them books.
User avatar #760 to #692 - harmphrey (11/09/2011) [-]
stephanie meyer is a dumb cunt for being a woman
#533 - herpderpasaurus (11/08/2011) [-]
I read the first book in three days on the way to Florida in second grade.
I woke up extra-early this morning so I had time to stop at Walmart and buy this before school. I am now in eleventh grade.
These books, along with Pokemon, Harry Potter, and TLoZ made up my childhood. I like to think that until all of these have come to an end, I still have time left for my childhood.

I hope that the day never comes when I have to say goodbye to my youth.
#539 to #533 - shesmurfedme (11/08/2011) [-]
Same here bro.
#327 - toothlessthedragon (11/08/2011) [-]
yes, i like this
yes, i like this
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#1166 - MagicATEBall (11/09/2011) [-]
HOW ABOUT THE PEOPLE THAT ARE WAITING FOR HALF-LIFE 3?!?!?!?!? ANYONE WANNA REMIND HOW LONG IT'S BEEN?!?!?
User avatar #1195 to #1166 - CatHatMan ONLINE (11/09/2011) [-]
im still waiting for jumping flash 3 its been 15 years.
#1201 to #1166 - anon (11/09/2011) [-]
Too goddamn long.
Ask yourself if it's coming soon and then please shake yourself and look at your ass to find the answer.
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