Make yourself pass out cold!. Be careful.. down, heavily for' 20 seconds, them stand up quickly and blow on your' Thumb. You will pass out cold! safe:. If you T pass out Cold nigga
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Make yourself pass out cold!

down,
heavily for'
20 seconds, them
stand up quickly
and blow on your'
Thumb. You will
pass out cold!
safe:. If you
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to cratch you.)
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User avatar #223 - grademycheese (11/08/2011) [-]
That akward moment when you mom walks in to you on the floor passed out with this on the screen
User avatar #303 to #223 - aintafag (11/08/2011) [-]
And she stumbles onto the **** section
User avatar #381 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (11/08/2011) [-]
>tell girl to do this
>catch her and lay her down
>let her rest on your bed
>let her come to
>the end

if you thought i was going to say rape her you've been with Fj too long
#419 to #381 - anon (11/08/2011) [-]
>profit
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#102 - killedkenny (11/07/2011) [-]
Have fun waking up with jizz in your mouth and wanting to die the next 48 hours.
Have fun waking up with jizz in your mouth and wanting to die the next 48 hours.
User avatar #117 to #102 - skittlemcmuffin (11/07/2011) [-]
the **** is that behind her
#510 - telestriation (11/08/2011) [-]
Did it.


Turned into spaghetti.
#512 to #510 - telestriation (11/08/2011) [-]
Do not recommend.
User avatar #283 - localbees (11/08/2011) [-]
If you pass out for more than a few seconds, you can cause incredibly severe damage to your brain. Not to mention the possibility of falling on your great-grandpa's collection of rusty bayonets.
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User avatar #289 to #283 - thefloppinater (11/08/2011) [-]
I hate it when I step on his rusty bayonets :(
#290 to #289 - localbees (11/08/2011) [-]
Kinda puts a damper on the whole day, doesn't it?
#85 - aeiownu (11/07/2011) [-]
Hey guise you should totally cut off the oxygen to ur brain and pass out, dun worry its perfectly safe.
What are you ******* retarded?
#112 to #85 - anon (11/07/2011) [-]
yeah because breathing hard cuts off oxygen right? and i suppose drinking more causes dehydration?
#153 to #112 - avatarallison (11/07/2011) [-]
actually, breathing hard, or hyperventilating, causes decreased amounts of carbon dioxide in the blood which affects the ability for hemoglobin in the blood to deliver oxygen to the body, initially resulting in decreased amounts of oxygen dissolved in the blood.
User avatar #199 to #85 - SnugglyWuggly (11/08/2011) [-]
He's saying what were all thinking.
User avatar #105 to #85 - bradynissen (11/07/2011) [-]
IF you noticed. I said "NOT SAFE."
#127 to #105 - aeiownu (11/07/2011) [-]
In your context, "not safe" was directed towards the fact that you could fall and hurt yourself if nobody was there to catch you. Otherwise its A-OKAY?
#377 to #127 - eternalpleasure (11/08/2011) [-]
It should be fine. the brain does regenerate (its not like you're suddenly gonna die after one attempt). I did it 6 times in a row, falling down the 4 times, nothing on the fifth and feeling like jelly on the 6th (really awesome feeling just so you know
#410 to #377 - somepervert (11/08/2011) [-]
i did this when i first saw this a month ago. after the 2nd try the back of my head started hurting...
i did this when i first saw this a month ago. after the 2nd try the back of my head started hurting...
#432 to #410 - eternalpleasure (11/08/2011) [-]
maybe I'm just an alien for not feeling anything with this things...
User avatar #584 to #432 - reptaur (11/08/2011) [-]
umm its extremely unsafe people die from doing this all the time
User avatar #470 - StudmanSnow (11/08/2011) [-]
I got an even better way to do this.
1. tie cinder block to your body. (tie more than one incase obese)
2. jump in water more than 10ft deep.
3. hold breathe for 20 seconds
4. blow on thumb.
5. inhale deep
7 shoot up school.
User avatar #483 to #470 - bulldozah (11/08/2011) [-]
8. ?????
9. PROFIT!
User avatar #485 to #483 - StudmanSnow (11/08/2011) [-]
No, just kill the whole school...
User avatar #399 - noopinion (11/08/2011) [-]
I just squatted down in front of my girlfriend and started breathing heavily. Then I realized... I look like I'm taking a **** .
#300 - winstonpinnicle ONLINE (11/08/2011) [-]
That awkward moment when you don't pass out and you look at the monitor
User avatar #472 to #300 - wrpen (11/08/2011) [-]
This does not work for me for whatever reason. My legs only feel a little tired.
#276 - anon (11/08/2011) [-]
You just gave me an idea
User avatar #128 - delpretzel (11/07/2011) [-]
**delpretzel rolls 88** dubs and i do it
User avatar #280 to #128 - Downey (11/08/2011) [-]
Pics or it didnt happen
#321 to #280 - anon (11/08/2011) [-]
he passed out
#174 to #128 - TheVertigo (11/08/2011) [-]
OP best deliver.
#612 to #174 - tabarnacos (11/08/2011) [-]
I think he's dead... or still passed out.
User avatar #129 to #128 - pedobeardisguised (11/07/2011) [-]
do it Richard Simmons!
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#363 - BaloogaWhale (11/08/2011) [-]
I did this before, but instead of blowing on my thumb, I shot up a school
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#365 to #363 - besart (11/08/2011) [-]
i lol'd so hard :D
#392 to #374 - mylifeasacomic (11/08/2011) [-]
dildo fight?
dildo fight?
User avatar #206 - mcdouchebag (11/08/2011) [-]
No lie. I just tried this and I fell over and woke up about a minute ago and I have no idea what happened. Then I looked at this post again. Then did it a second time. Not knowing that I already did it before.
User avatar #239 to #206 - paulftw (11/08/2011) [-]
how would you know you did it twice if you didnt remember it the first time?
User avatar #243 to #239 - mcdouchebag (11/08/2011) [-]
Look at the comments below. I already answered that question....
User avatar #244 to #243 - paulftw (11/08/2011) [-]
oops didnt see that
User avatar #209 to #206 - jacksipian (11/08/2011) [-]
if you didnt know that you did it before then how do you know you only did it twice?
User avatar #211 to #209 - mcdouchebag (11/08/2011) [-]
Good point. Forgot to mention that my brother told me that I did it once before and the second time.
User avatar #214 to #211 - jacksipian (11/08/2011) [-]
oh ok
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#402 - brodyego (11/08/2011) [-]
TRY THIS.
Grab a gun. Shoot yourself in the face.
True Story: I was on the ground crying like a little girl for like 5 minutes.
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#80 - anon (11/07/2011) [-]
<<<<< or do that
<<<<< or do that
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