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Comp of MY Facebook Statuses VII

Comp VI: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2836950/Comp+of+MY+Facebook+Statuses+VI/
I did not make these up. I got them from many different sites.

Joey -
The only part of you mats a virgin is your nose and even mats been fingered a
Few times,
Like Comment June 13 at 12:
Ali-, Jared_, Permaband q others like this,
Britta "/ oat about ears?
June 13 at 12: . Like
Rubin -Joey doesn' t have virgin ears.
Britta 'buahahahahaha
June 13 at . Like
Geev-
Human Being bei ) - n, A creaturae whe cuts trees, makes paper, and
writes 'Save Trees' en the same paper.
Like Comment Jane 12 at. 1', . P.
Samandira ., Alltsa . and 4 others like
this,
Jew]
One time I didn' t masturbate Fer 11 years. Then I turned LI,
Like Comment ' IO at IO', 15. wpp,
Silken - Jared - 4 others like this,
Nina - . l. THAT IS DESGUSTING AS ALL HELL! l l! U
NASTY!! WE DENT WWW WOW THAT! l l!
Justine 2 this rly doesn' t surprise me EEO
I all my penis the truth ‘muse bitches aan' t handle it,
Like Comment June er,' at 11:
El Renee -, Mary - Mike 'Bi- and 4 others like this,
Britta " lmao
June 9 at 11: . Like
Jess m Doubtful :1
June 9 at 11: . Like
l.. Roeg mu just
Joey I
Idea Fer Myth Busters: Once you go black do you never go back?
Like Comment ‘Julie 8 at 113:
El Brittany-_, Jared - Samandira - and 7 others like
this,
I Britta ivy-_ pretty sure they busted that myth, lelel
June 13 at & . Like
Geev-
I wish I was homeless so drinking en the streets was acceptable,
Like . Comment June 7 at 11:
El Brittany-_, Samandira End David - like this,
Hate -It Is where I lave
June aat 12: . Like
Rachelle- ahhaa! hello joey your silly like your daddy
June . Like
Geev-
that high,
El Rachelle 2, Alanna - and Samandira Ike this,
Geev-
Aith three girls and a gay guy. IDA% chance ill get laid. 75% chance ill enjoy it,
Like Comment -Jute E at
Brittany's Mark: Swen‘ and 5 others like this,
June 5 at IO', via mobile . Like
Sketch: 3 m 1 odds, give me 20 bucks en disappointment,
June 5 I Like .
Berkaii; you gem take ene Fer the team
how the night falls.
June 6 at 1: via mobile . Like . , 1
They should make the Mrs, Butterworth syrup bottles in the shape of Michael
Jackson, That way we an watd' 1 him mart off black and turn white as we pour,
Like .Ccomment '.: rne E at 11:
Silken -, Jared - and 2 others like this,
Geev-
I got bored yesterday so I put en a blue shirt and some khaki pants, drove dawn
m Best Buy, walked in and yelled , QUIT.‘
Like ': cmment lime aat 9:
Jared - Silken _, iwebby_ and 5 others like this,
h rm you just planed Austin Jar: rhs and my next
adventure
Jew]
Life is like soup, You only get blewn if yeu' re hot,
Like Comment -Jame 3 at 3: :
F'. anee- and Daniel _like this,
Joey -
Saw a homeless man using ene ofthe at the library taday m check his
Facebook, He kept getting an error message whenever he dicked the Heme‘
butten.
Like Comment Jame 2 at '3:
April -, Daniel-, Mark 2 and 2 others like this,
Devan i get that alet. ..
June 2 at & . Like
Jami
Drunks think the step sign isn' t there, stoners wait Fer it w turn green.
Like . Comment . June 1 at 113: 1] lam
Silken I Kaine - David - and 13 others like this,
Devan -1 thought what happened in Madison, strayed in
Madison, .
Katie " hahaha! l l
June lat 12: . Like
Pissed my pants but then mid myselfe was just kidding so it all turned out okay, ..
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#11 - zenopopa (11/07/2011) [-]
A bunch of jokes from the internet on facebook?

Internet superhero.
User avatar #7 - qrky (11/07/2011) [+] (4 replies)
This reminds of some kid everyone likes at my old school who posted jokes he found online and claimed them to be his.
Everyone thinks he's hilarious.

If only they knew..
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#18 - thepouchka (11/07/2011) [-]
People think you're funny for jokes that aren't yours.
User avatar #9 - Zarakima ONLINE (11/07/2011) [-]
I think Brittany wants your cock.
#25 - sockiiee (11/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
It was somewhat embarrassing to read those. . .knowing that you look stupid posting them.
#21 - Kyuss (11/07/2011) [-]
ITS SO 						*******					 COOL TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLES MATERIAL AND POST IT AS YOUR OWN. LET US ALL LINK HIM SOME FUNNI 						****					, SO HE CAN POST MORE OF HIS "FUNNY" POSTS. 						****					 						******					, GO MOLEST A 						*******					 MEAT GRINDER. Oh my. Who uttered such wrath. OH YWAH, THAT WAS ME. Ahem. Please wash the "Massage-apparatus", after you're done putting them up your behind.
ITS SO ******* COOL TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLES MATERIAL AND POST IT AS YOUR OWN. LET US ALL LINK HIM SOME FUNNI **** , SO HE CAN POST MORE OF HIS "FUNNY" POSTS. **** ****** , GO MOLEST A ******* MEAT GRINDER. Oh my. Who uttered such wrath. OH YWAH, THAT WAS ME. Ahem. Please wash the "Massage-apparatus", after you're done putting them up your behind.
#22 - Jowi (11/07/2011) [-]
So you're just one of those cunts who posts jokes from the internet and pretend you're funny.... Man you're hilarious
#19 - jrook (11/07/2011) [-]
Well of course he doesnt have virgin ears, in his profile pic he's got someone ****** his ears.
#3 - wiking (11/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
What is this guy called on twitter?!
#4 to #3 - Penn (11/07/2011) [-]
I don't have a Twitter account.
#29 - cinematicbrix (11/07/2011) [-]
You Just got a 2x GGG point bundle with one post!
User avatar #28 - samplethisbitch (11/07/2011) [-]
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#20 - anonymous (11/07/2011) [-]
Brittany wants your cock.
#16 - anonymous (11/07/2011) [-]
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