Jesus Vs. Batman!. Not mine, found on Failbook but I have not seen it on here yet so I hope you all enjoy. EDIT: Holy crap Frontpage, thanks guys!. Glenn My hep na na na na na n
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Jesus Vs. Batman!

Not mine, found on Failbook but I have not seen it on here yet so I hope you all enjoy.
EDIT: Holy crap Frontpage, thanks guys!

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#33 - mango ONLINE (11/06/2011) [+] (19 replies)
MFW They say batman is fictional and Jesus isn't.
#42 - Wingbuster (11/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone else not give a **** about Enrique?
#18 - nicolasouras (11/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
One person having an imaginary friend; crazy.  
A group of people sharing an imaginary friend; religion.  
  
						****					 Logic!
One person having an imaginary friend; crazy.
A group of people sharing an imaginary friend; religion.

**** Logic!
#12 - JSismyname (11/06/2011) [-]
I think the picture says it all...
User avatar #7 - strawberryhoney ONLINE (11/06/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Did anybody else find Julie very annoying?
#20 - TehNinjaOkina (11/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Is it bad that I was rooting for Ronald the whole time even though I am a Christian? XD BATMAN FTW!
Is it bad that I was rooting for Ronald the whole time even though I am a Christian? XD BATMAN FTW!
#457 - oberon (11/07/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**oberon rolled a random image** could beat both jesus and batman
#475 to #457 - darkpassenger (11/07/2011) [-]
**darkpassenger rolled a random image** But Blastoise couldn't beat this guy
#641 - stewpid (11/07/2011) [+] (2 replies)
But Jesus's father works for Batman...
#59 - crookedgrin (11/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Evidence?

Batman has thousands of accounts of his life by a plethora of different sources who are still alive today (as Batman is).

Jesus has one anthology by a handful of sources who often tell the same story but with differences, thus discrediting it as a source.
#210 - sandexicutionist (11/07/2011) [-]
Jesus has parents, Jesus wins. Jesus also does my gardening and landscaping.
#152 - bonersoup (11/07/2011) [-]
tl;dr; but Batman would win
tl;dr; but Batman would win
User avatar #23 - zevran (11/06/2011) [+] (8 replies)
I like how these Christians become all defensive and preachy once their prophet is mentioned.
#729 - azsh (11/07/2011) [+] (11 replies)
Sounds like he's a real...
#75 - alberoalberto (11/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**alberoalberto rolled a random image** this will beat batman
#97 - roxasbaby ONLINE (11/07/2011) [-]
Yo Julie imma let you finish, but batman could easily beat Jesus in hand to hand combat.
#156 - enclavesoldier (11/07/2011) [-]
my god wins
User avatar #19 - tehhamster (11/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Extreme Christians are annoying. ._.
#367 - bronytroll (11/07/2011) [-]
here. win for everyone
User avatar #66 - nang (11/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
It was funny but I stopped reading because the Jesus worshippers were pissing me off and there was no way I could manage to smash their heads together and dispute that what they are saying is FULL OF CRAP
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