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Jesus Vs. Batman!

Jesus Vs. Batman!. Not mine, found on Failbook but I have not seen it on here yet so I hope you all enjoy. EDIT: Holy crap Frontpage, thanks guys!. Glenn My hep

Not mine, found on Failbook but I have not seen it on here yet so I hope you all enjoy.
EDIT: Holy crap Frontpage, thanks guys!

Glenn My hep beats yam here. Thanks desusu
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#42 - Wingbuster (11/06/2011) [-]
Anyone else not give a **** about Enrique?
User avatar #165 to #42 - Downey (11/07/2011) [-]
lol yeah gtfo Enrique
#210 - sandexicutionist (11/07/2011) [-]
Jesus has parents, Jesus wins. Jesus also does my gardening and landscaping.
#12 - JSismyname (11/06/2011) [-]
I think the picture says it all...
#97 - roxasbaby ONLINE (11/07/2011) [-]
Yo Julie imma let you finish, but batman could easily beat Jesus in hand to hand combat.
User avatar #23 - zevran (11/06/2011) [-]
I like how these Christians become all defensive and preachy once their prophet is mentioned.
User avatar #27 to #23 - xkmarcus (11/06/2011) [-]
I thought that's what we disliked about them?
User avatar #28 to #27 - zevran (11/06/2011) [-]
No no, it discredits them making us look smarter than we really are, besides, it's fun to watch.
#30 to #28 - xkmarcus (11/06/2011) [-]
I agree with that, I know, but no matter what you say, not matter what logic you throw at them, they still think they came out of it the victor with all the proof....you know?
User avatar #31 to #30 - zevran (11/06/2011) [-]
Yeah, I know. You can never convince them they are wrong. But to anyone else watching they look like brainwashed fools. Which is really the only reason I bother to argue with them.
User avatar #40 to #38 - zevran (11/06/2011) [-]
If you say so...
User avatar #41 to #40 - swittig (11/06/2011) [-]
All I'm saying is that not all Christians are like the people in this post. And as a Christian who is accepting of all people, it hurts to see people categorizing the majority of good Christians with preachy people like this.
User avatar #43 to #41 - zevran (11/06/2011) [-]
Sure. I didn't say all christians are like these guys. I'm sure most Christians are nice people. It's your religion I've got a problem with. Not the people who belive in it.
#156 - enclavesoldier (11/07/2011) [-]
my god wins
#33 - mango (11/06/2011) [-]
MFW They say batman is fictional and Jesus isn't.
User avatar #645 to #33 - smatches (11/07/2011) [-]
She was totally avoiding the general question cause she knew Batman would easily whoop Jesus in a straight up fist fight. Twat.
User avatar #64 to #33 - wallacewells (11/07/2011) [-]
Not trying to sound dicky, but denying the existence of Jesus is stupid. Whether or not he is truly the human manifestation of God is what the whole dispute is about.
User avatar #118 to #64 - mostinterestingman (11/07/2011) [-]
At its core, ignoring everything that religions and comic books say about both of them.

Jesus' level of existence is the exact same as Batman's level of existence.

Everything we know about both is from written works. Neither have more legitimacy over the other.
#124 to #64 - anon (11/07/2011) [-]
There is no evidence of his existence, so no the argument is not if he was a human manifestation of god or not, it is if he existed or not.
#1055 to #33 - anon (11/07/2011) [-]
Actually, Jesus was a real man who lived arround that time with the disiples etc. That he could go on water, heal people and was gods son is ******** though.
#554 to #33 - ratiller (11/07/2011) [-]
completely secular people with phd's in history will tell you jesus of Nazareth was real...now when you ask if he was gods child or whatever then it's up for speculation but the man himself was real enough...and batman woulda beat his ass
#885 to #33 - mango (11/07/2011) [-]
I'm not even reading people's responses.
Just wondering why I had 2 of my comments made directly after each other both have 150+ thumbs.

Picture possibly relevant.
#307 to #33 - nevolmon (11/07/2011) [-]
<---More real than Jesus.
User avatar #586 to #307 - irmcmuffin (11/07/2011) [-]
Ra-men my fellow Pastafarian, Ra-men
#748 to #51 - westborobaptist (11/07/2011) [-]
YOU ARE ALL Richard SimmonsS AND WHORES AND WILL BURN IN HELL. GOD WILL DELIGHT IN YOUR DESTRUCTION AND THERE WILL BE NO PITY FOR THE LOVED ONES YOU LEAVE ON THIS EARTH.

Leviticus 26:30 "And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you."

godhatesfags.com
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#1007 to #822 - baconthinks (11/07/2011) [-]
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#1091 to #748 - lordankou (11/08/2011) [-]
I ain't mad, because I know my god is a reasonable guy, and he's cool with our choices. (lol I'm not religious)
#1026 to #748 - andimac (11/07/2011) [-]
And proud :D
#891 to #33 - UncleTwinkleToe (11/07/2011) [-]
Listen, there's many sources saying presuming Jesus probably isn't fictional. The Bible isn't a source, ofc. I don't believe in any good, but there probably has been a Jesus 2000 years ago.
User avatar #916 to #891 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/07/2011) [-]
"I don't believe in any good."

You're typo gave me a feel.
User avatar #452 to #33 - exoh (11/07/2011) [-]
dont get me wrong im not christian by any means but there isnt a fallibility that jesus isnt a real person or wasnt a real person, but he was probably just some chill dude with a beard who hated romans and wrote graffiti over all of their walls. once again if thats the case batman still wins
User avatar #19 - tehhamster (11/06/2011) [-]
Extreme Christians are annoying. ._.
#104 to #19 - shitherppens (11/07/2011) [-]
Anyone who is too extreme about anything is annoying
#641 - stewpid (11/07/2011) [-]
But Jesus's father works for Batman...
#20 - TehNinjaOkina (11/06/2011) [-]
Is it bad that I was rooting for Ronald the whole time even though I am a Christian? XD BATMAN FTW!
Is it bad that I was rooting for Ronald the whole time even though I am a Christian? XD BATMAN FTW!
User avatar #512 to #20 - lawlasaur (11/07/2011) [-]
I know, same for me. Julie is a ******* tard ass christian. Too bad most of them can't take a joke.
#50 to #20 - anon (11/06/2011) [-]
It's not, you are just thinking normally and you aren't brainwashed enough it seems.
#963 - sanepane (11/07/2011) [-]
"Actually Batman is FICTIONAL--"
"And you're neglecting the fact that bruce wayne is FICTIONAL!"
"Whereas Jesus was real, as opposed to a Marvel comic book hero, fed 5000 people with five loaves of bread, raised people from the dead, blah blah blah..."

HAHAHA

No seriously, **** you Enrique.
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User avatar #803 to #795 - iamloki (11/07/2011) [-]
i leveled up!
#833 to #803 - istealurkids (11/07/2011) [-]
looking for this?
looking for this?
User avatar #584 - arshaqv (11/07/2011) [-]
I'm a muslim, but I still think that Batman makes more sense than any religion I've ever heard of.
#152 - bonersoup (11/07/2011) [-]
tl;dr; but Batman would win
tl;dr; but Batman would win
#18 - nicolasouras (11/06/2011) [-]
One person having an imaginary friend; crazy.  
A group of people sharing an imaginary friend; religion.  
  
			****		 Logic!
One person having an imaginary friend; crazy.
A group of people sharing an imaginary friend; religion.

**** Logic!
User avatar #300 to #18 - sultans (11/07/2011) [-]
I like to look at it this way:
One person suffers from a delusion; Insanity.
A group of people suffer from a delusion; Religion.
User avatar #640 to #300 - ZenMacros (11/07/2011) [-]
That's actually the original quote by Robert Pirsig.
User avatar #1070 to #640 - sultans (11/07/2011) [-]
Yes indeed it is.
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