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Jesus Vs. Batman!. Not mine, found on Failbook but I have not seen it on here yet so I hope you all enjoy. EDIT: Holy crap Frontpage, thanks guys!. Glenn My hep

Not mine, found on Failbook but I have not seen it on here yet so I hope you all enjoy.
EDIT: Holy crap Frontpage, thanks guys!

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#33 - mango
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MFW They say batman is fictional and Jesus isn't.
User avatar #64 to #33 - wallacewells
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Not trying to sound dicky, but denying the existence of Jesus is stupid. Whether or not he is truly the human manifestation of God is what the whole dispute is about.
User avatar #118 to #64 - mostinterestingman
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At its core, ignoring everything that religions and comic books say about both of them.

Jesus' level of existence is the exact same as Batman's level of existence.

Everything we know about both is from written works. Neither have more legitimacy over the other.
#124 to #64 - anon id: 7ce7dd75
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There is no evidence of his existence, so no the argument is not if he was a human manifestation of god or not, it is if he existed or not.
User avatar #645 to #33 - smatches
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She was totally avoiding the general question cause she knew Batman would easily whoop Jesus in a straight up fist fight. Twat.
#1055 to #33 - anon id: c851e4b8
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Actually, Jesus was a real man who lived arround that time with the disiples etc. That he could go on water, heal people and was gods son is ******** though.
#554 to #33 - ratiller
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completely secular people with phd's in history will tell you jesus of Nazareth was when you ask if he was gods child or whatever then it's up for speculation but the man himself was real enough...and batman woulda beat his ass
#885 to #33 - mango
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I'm not even reading people's responses.
Just wondering why I had 2 of my comments made directly after each other both have 150+ thumbs.

Picture possibly relevant.
#891 to #33 - UncleTwinkleToe
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Listen, there's many sources saying presuming Jesus probably isn't fictional. The Bible isn't a source, ofc. I don't believe in any good, but there probably has been a Jesus 2000 years ago.
User avatar #916 to #891 - EdwardNigma
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"I don't believe in any good."

You're typo gave me a feel.
User avatar #452 to #33 - exoh
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dont get me wrong im not christian by any means but there isnt a fallibility that jesus isnt a real person or wasnt a real person, but he was probably just some chill dude with a beard who hated romans and wrote graffiti over all of their walls. once again if thats the case batman still wins
#51 to #33 - lordankou
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#748 to #51 - westborobaptist
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Leviticus 26:30 "And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you."
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#1007 to #822 - baconthinks
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Don'tfeedthetroll.jpg (gif unrelated)
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#1066 to #748 - DarkNaruto
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#1091 to #748 - lordankou
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I ain't mad, because I know my god is a reasonable guy, and he's cool with our choices. (lol I'm not religious)
#1026 to #748 - andimac
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And proud :D
#307 to #33 - nevolmon
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<---More real than Jesus.
User avatar #586 to #307 - irmcmuffin
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Ra-men my fellow Pastafarian, Ra-men
#42 - Wingbuster
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Anyone else not give a **** about Enrique?
User avatar #165 to #42 - Downey
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lol yeah gtfo Enrique
#18 - nicolasouras
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One person having an imaginary friend; crazy.  
A group of people sharing an imaginary friend; religion.  
**** Logic!
One person having an imaginary friend; crazy.
A group of people sharing an imaginary friend; religion.

**** Logic!
User avatar #300 to #18 - sultans
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I like to look at it this way:
One person suffers from a delusion; Insanity.
A group of people suffer from a delusion; Religion.
User avatar #640 to #300 - ZenMacros
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That's actually the original quote by Robert Pirsig.
User avatar #1070 to #640 - sultans
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Yes indeed it is.
#12 - JSismyname
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I think the picture says it all...
User avatar #7 - strawberryhoney
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Did anybody else find Julie very annoying?
#235 to #7 - greendayalldaylong
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i was calm throughout the entire debate, until about 37th or 38th time she used [:   
lyk wtf kinda face is that????
i was calm throughout the entire debate, until about 37th or 38th time she used [:
lyk wtf kinda face is that????
#724 to #235 - anon id: 0cc2b98a
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I hate people using emoticons in general.
User avatar #163 to #7 - Downey
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No, I actually really liked her. I was really expecting her to be one of those people who claim to be religious but just rage on anyone who says 1 bad thing about their beliefs. She handled it very nicely and respectfully.
User avatar #458 to #163 - exoh
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she handled it passive aggressively saying that he was wrong in believing in batman thats a bit of a dick move if you look at it
User avatar #24 to #7 - zevran
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I know I did. But it added to the awesomeness of the piece.
#39 to #7 - minifridge
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I did, especially when she kept using [: over and over again.
#20 - TehNinjaOkina
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Is it bad that I was rooting for Ronald the whole time even though I am a Christian? XD BATMAN FTW!
Is it bad that I was rooting for Ronald the whole time even though I am a Christian? XD BATMAN FTW!
#50 to #20 - anon id: 45ac702c
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It's not, you are just thinking normally and you aren't brainwashed enough it seems.
User avatar #512 to #20 - lawlasaur
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I know, same for me. Julie is a ******* tard ass christian. Too bad most of them can't take a joke.
#457 - oberon
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**oberon rolled a random image** could beat both jesus and batman
#468 to #457 - themagikaljuno
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User avatar #473 to #468 - oberon
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a valid point sir haha
User avatar #971 to #473 - DemBonez
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My lord oberon, what doth this purple rose?
#475 to #457 - darkpassenger
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**darkpassenger rolled a random image** But Blastoise couldn't beat this guy
#495 to #475 - mrturferpop
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User avatar #490 to #475 - aceshot
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But... Morgan Freeman is god.
#641 - stewpid
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But Jesus's father works for Batman...
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#652 to #641 - leninade
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#332 - vashtehstampede
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#59 - crookedgrin
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Batman has thousands of accounts of his life by a plethora of different sources who are still alive today (as Batman is).

Jesus has one anthology by a handful of sources who often tell the same story but with differences, thus discrediting it as a source.
User avatar #67 to #59 - acar
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your comment should have millions of thumbs