Mantises. If you don't get it, do not reproduce... While reproducing themselves the female mantis eat's the males matins head to reproduce Zabug comic
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User avatar #1 - justatroll (11/06/2011) [-]
While reproducing themselves the female mantis eat's the males matins head to reproduce
User avatar #485 to #1 - xdiabolicx (11/07/2011) [-]
what i learned on funnyjunk today is!
#34 to #1 - sdawgo (11/06/2011) [-]
am i the only one who sees all these thumbs and gets jealous?
User avatar #468 to #1 - justatroll (11/07/2011) [-]
Why the **** do I have all these thumbs for a simple comment?
User avatar #486 to #468 - xdiabolicx (11/07/2011) [-]
rite?
User avatar #2 to #1 - nastykoga (11/06/2011) [-]
mantis aphrodisiac?
User avatar #3 to #2 - justatroll (11/06/2011) [-]
Yeah, kind of
#4 to #1 - backdrifts (11/06/2011) [-]
MFW i had not yet read your comment
#91 to #4 - earthbound (11/06/2011) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone.
Take this!
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#112 to #61 - backdrifts (11/06/2011) [-]
Well played

image unrelated
#405 - strokemypapaya (11/07/2011) [-]
**strokemypapaya rolled a random image** whos really a whore
#220 - endofttme (11/07/2011) [-]
If you don't get it, the female matis (the one being pounded) Eats the head of the male mantis (after being pounded), in this case, it seems she eaten quite a few heads.



Pic unrelated.
#227 to #220 - Acity (11/07/2011) [-]
<--- pic also unrelated
#228 to #227 - endofttme (11/07/2011) [-]
How often do you see unrelated spiderman .GIF's?
How often do you see unrelated spiderman .GIF's?
User avatar #233 to #228 - Acity (11/07/2011) [-]
eh here and there
#357 - zombiepigman (11/07/2011) [-]
**zombiepigman rolled a random image** this roll is a whore too
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#377 to #372 - zombiepigman (11/07/2011) [-]
**zombiepigman rolled a random image** in some kind of gay way yes ur too
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#281 - fuckyeahpidgey (11/07/2011) [-]
It's funny because the female mantis devours the male after mating, thus, the implication is that a mantis that is overweight must have engaged in some form of intercourse a number of times, since she would have eaten a number of mates. In conclusion, the humor is derived and summed up in the phrase "Whore", which denotes a female who typically has a lot of sex in a shameless manner.
#299 to #281 - FightClub (11/07/2011) [-]
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you little scholar, you
User avatar #334 to #281 - pedoandrojo (11/07/2011) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #283 to #281 - jettripleseven (11/07/2011) [-]
thanks
#296 to #281 - Rascal (11/07/2011) [-]
#125 - DrollHumor (11/06/2011) [-]
Well she can come right back at him with "Virgin!"
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#268 - Skwertuhl (11/07/2011) [-]
mfw I read it, got it, but didn't laugh
User avatar #193 - dubickimus (11/07/2011) [-]
if you call us dumb for not getting the joke then maybe you should have realized that the plural of "mantis" is "mantids"
User avatar #434 to #193 - xspeedyclaxton (11/07/2011) [-]
well sir... you are right but you are wrong. If considering all of the mantis families it would be mantises, mantids only refers to one mantis family. (also, i don't think he is calling anyone dumb for not getting the joke, he is making a reference to the fact that a female will eat your head off after sex)
User avatar #199 to #193 - pudinman (11/07/2011) [-]
You sir, deserve thumbs.
#202 to #193 - yuukoku (11/07/2011) [-]
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Grammar Nazis everywhere salute thee
#77 - bobJML (11/06/2011) [-]
>If you don't get it, do not reproduce.
>do not reproduce

Oh, I'm sorry that I haven't dedicated my life to learning everything there is about a Praying Mantis. You're right, I shouldn't reproduce, because then my kids will definitely be retarded since I don't know one fact about a particular insect.
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#101 to #92 - iAmAmerican (11/06/2011) [-]
^ People didn't know I was joking around  
  
This makes me mad. I am mad.
^ People didn't know I was joking around

This makes me mad. I am mad.
#87 to #77 - winglit (11/06/2011) [-]
Female mantis or whatever the plural is, eat the heads of their partner when finished mating... so if the 1 on the right is fat? :P
#89 to #87 - bobJML (11/06/2011) [-]
NO WAY!!1!
#97 to #87 - downstrait (11/06/2011) [-]
**downstrait rolled a random image** The plural would be mantids.
#256 to #77 - Rascal (11/07/2011) [-]
wait, your kids are going to be retarded?
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#105 to #77 - eyemuhniddyit (11/06/2011) [-]
I got it but not instantly... I'M SORRY! :C
I got it but not instantly... I'M SORRY! :C
#90 to #77 - TheSpartanHelghast (11/06/2011) [-]
Here you go. I don't know how to respond so I gave you a Gif.
Here you go. I don't know how to respond so I gave you a Gif.
#81 to #77 - koshana (11/06/2011) [-]
Dude, didn't you hear? The president was contacted from the world leader 20 years from November 3rd. Anyway, d'ya know who the leader was? A mutated mantis. So you better start learning.
#84 to #81 - bobJML (11/06/2011) [-]
THE HORROR!
#413 - lockntwist (11/07/2011) [-]
His reaction.
His reaction.
#237 - djcreeper (11/07/2011) [-]
>MFW it took me a minute to get it.
User avatar #93 - gleonardi (11/06/2011) [-]
For those that didn t get it :


Female praying mantis are known for eating their partners heads after mating.

A female praying mantis that is fat, had to eat a lot of heads and therefore had a lot of sex.

A so called whore.

Just helpin here
#106 to #93 - traveller (11/06/2011) [-]
i think everyone got it,

or i HOPE everone got it
#134 to #93 - compass (11/06/2011) [-]
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Correction, she eats the head before in order to initiate the reproductive process, not after they do it.


I'll go now...
User avatar #483 to #134 - gleonardi (11/07/2011) [-]
Thanks bro, my mistake
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#96 to #95 - jimmythehun (11/06/2011) [-]
Lmao, the pic just looks more like herpes.
User avatar #99 to #96 - nang (11/06/2011) [-]
It's mouth blue waffle
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User avatar #132 to #93 - illegit (11/06/2011) [-]
wow i just thought it meant that a praying mantis would be like a devout christian. you know, praying. and it would be some devout christian who calls any girl whos pregnant a whore.

you atheist ***** have made me think all christians are assholes.

who the **** am i talking to
#191 to #93 - dbrak (11/07/2011) [-]
"had to eat lots of heads"

that's how human whores are, too
#28 - likeoneninja (11/06/2011) [-]
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#30 to #28 - thrillville (11/06/2011) [-]
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nice xD
User avatar #83 to #30 - killerliquid (11/06/2011) [-]
still hit even though jailbait
#55 to #30 - mattdoggy (11/06/2011) [-]
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nice
#16 - Beanery (11/06/2011) [-]
The correct plural for a mantis is mantids
The correct plural for a mantis is mantids
#272 - thesoulless (11/07/2011) [-]
and then she ate me.
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