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Racisem Jokes
Q: What are it things a black person can' t get?
A: A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Q: What does a tree branch and a black guy have in common?
A: They' re both brown and useless.
Q: What' s a six letter word for a may baker?
A: Hitler.
Q: What do you call a short Mexican?
A: A paragraph, because he' s too short to be an essay.
Q: What did the manager say to the Mexican robber?
A: You may want to "Hold Up" your pants.
Q: Why do black pepple have noses?
A: So they have something to pick other than cotton.
Q: What did the sun bather say to the black guy?
A: "Gee, Rick, you may have been in the sun for too long."
I' m Prabably gems get a lot of thumbs down from the blacks and Mexicans,
but c' mon, understand a little joke.
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User avatar #233 - SuperNazi (03/22/2010) [-]
****** and his ****** girlfriend are in a car, who is driving?
the cop
User avatar #18 - ploppup (03/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there.
User avatar #253 - acerulzall (03/22/2010) [+] (8 replies)
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
User avatar #239 - Bloody Yeti (03/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?
The teacher told her to do an essay!
User avatar #204 - Pedobearchaser (03/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why dosent mexico have any olimpic athletes?

because all the ones that can run swim or jump are already in america
User avatar #194 - EvanChandler (03/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

They were all still monkeys!
User avatar #199 to #194 - Rofltroll (03/22/2010) [-]
There are also none in The Jetsons . Guess they will eventually evolve to white people.
User avatar #10 - kaykayv (03/21/2010) [-]
lol im mexican and i didnt think it was that bad lol
User avatar #242 - AdmiralPEDO (03/22/2010) [-]
why do asprin work? cuz they're white
User avatar #240 - Babymuncher (03/22/2010) [-]
How do you know its a black kids birthday? your bike has been stolen
User avatar #225 - shorkian (03/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
When does a black man become a ****** ? When he leaves the room.
User avatar #201 - PTTN (03/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What did the Mexican Firefighter name his 2 children?

"Hose A" and "Hose B"
User avatar #203 to #201 - Mizakalo (03/22/2010) [-]
Silly PTTN, Mexicans can't get a job.
User avatar #77 - Shiny (03/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why are there no black astronauts?

Their lips explode at 50,000 feet
User avatar #271 - TommyAllen (03/22/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I love dark jokes lol
User avatar #276 to #271 - hugsndrugs (03/22/2010) [-]
i love how u say "dark" instead of black lol.
User avatar #264 - chickildick (03/22/2010) [-]
im black and i laughed!!! we all need to find our sense of humor
#252 - lachieBBB (03/22/2010) [-]
Q: Why should you never stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: Because the black one might steal your watch
User avatar #250 - Fouadd (03/22/2010) [-]
what's green and hangs from my tree? a dead ****** and i can paint him any color i want.
User avatar #247 - TwistedBamboozler (03/22/2010) [-]
Why do mexicans drive lowriders? so they can drive and pick lettuce at the same time :D
User avatar #206 - xXxemanresuxXx (03/22/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Q: What do you call an average black guy in a Maserati.

User avatar #209 to #206 - xXxemanresuxXx (03/22/2010) [-]
Q: Why doesn't Mexico ever win at the summer Olympics?

A: Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the US.
User avatar #55 - Pchrissy (03/21/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Um yeah, so "Jewish" is not a race, therefore it is not a racism joke. You can convert from the jewish faith, you can cannot convert from the black race... yet ;) (unless you are michael Jackson)

~ much love, your favorite grammar, and logic nazi
User avatar #59 to #55 - Hyoukin (03/21/2010) [-]
Actually, if you do just a little research people of traditionally Jewish faith carry on similar genetic and physical traits, meaning they could, and are considered by many, a race.

...love YOUR favorite Logic Nazi :)
User avatar #33 - bradynissen (03/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
How do you keep a black person busy?
Put his food stamps in his work boots.

What is a Jewish person's biggest fear?
Free pork.

And one from Grand Torino:
A mexican, a jew, and a black guy walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the hell out."
User avatar #37 to #33 - Jakolantern (03/21/2010) [-]
grand torino = epic film
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