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Racism Jokes

Racism Jokes. don't take these too seriously.<br /> GRAMMAR NAZIS UNITE. Racisem Jokes Q: What are it things a black person can' t get? A: A fat lip, a bl

don't take these too seriously.<br />

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Racisem Jokes
Q: What are it things a black person can' t get?
A: A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Q: What does a tree branch and a black guy have in common?
A: They' re both brown and useless.
Q: What' s a six letter word for a may baker?
A: Hitler.
Q: What do you call a short Mexican?
A: A paragraph, because he' s too short to be an essay.
Q: What did the manager say to the Mexican robber?
A: You may want to "Hold Up" your pants.
Q: Why do black pepple have noses?
A: So they have something to pick other than cotton.
Q: What did the sun bather say to the black guy?
A: "Gee, Rick, you may have been in the sun for too long."
I' m Prabably gems get a lot of thumbs down from the blacks and Mexicans,
but c' mon, understand a little joke.
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User avatar #233 - SuperNazi (03/22/2010) [-]
****** and his ****** girlfriend are in a car, who is driving?
the cop
User avatar #239 - Bloody Yeti (03/22/2010) [-]
Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?
The teacher told her to do an essay!
#243 to #239 - hdthegreat (03/22/2010) [-]
im mexican...that joke is so old and cliche i dont even consider in funny anymore
User avatar #204 - Pedobearchaser (03/22/2010) [-]
why dosent mexico have any olimpic athletes?

because all the ones that can run swim or jump are already in america
User avatar #207 to #204 - squigly (03/22/2010) [-]
I'm actually Mexican, and that was a ******* great joke. I'll be telling it all day tomorrow. Congrats, you made me rofl.
#218 to #207 - John Cena (03/22/2010) [-]
Everyone needs a little racism. Those who get offended by it se estan chingando por pendejos.
User avatar #253 - acerulzall (03/22/2010) [-]
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
User avatar #259 to #253 - wellcallmeroo (03/22/2010) [-]
i got one!
ok, so there was this black guy that went into a store...
and he actually BOUGHT something!
User avatar #255 to #253 - acerulzall (03/22/2010) [-]
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
User avatar #256 to #255 - acerulzall (03/22/2010) [-]
Q. How many white people can you fit in a jar?
A. I dont know, I always though crackers came in a box!
User avatar #257 to #256 - acerulzall (03/22/2010) [-]
Why are white people afraid of parrots? Because Polly want's A Cracker!
User avatar #258 to #257 - acerulzall (03/22/2010) [-]
How do you circumsize a white guy? Kick his sister in the jaw!
User avatar #260 to #258 - acerulzall (03/22/2010) [-]
And to even things out:
How many white guyus to screw in a light bulb?
None, they'll hire a ****** to do it!
#261 to #257 - John Cena (03/22/2010) [-]
Ha ha... dude, im white.... honestly thats semi-funny. it kinda has potential but seroiusly is that the best you have. I will approve only because these are the only "white jokes" i have ever heard in my life. I just assumed ******* were to stupid to come up with them.
User avatar #263 to #261 - acerulzall (03/22/2010) [-]
All in the right spirit bro....
And there some real bad jokes, both white and black, which i think is a little over the top, but **** , if people can take it in the right spirit, its all good isn't it?
User avatar #10 - kaykayv (03/21/2010) [-]
lol im mexican and i didnt think it was that bad lol
#186 - John Cena (03/22/2010) [-]


User avatar #240 - Babymuncher (03/22/2010) [-]
How do you know its a black kids birthday? your bike has been stolen
User avatar #225 - shorkian (03/22/2010) [-]
When does a black man become a ****** ? When he leaves the room.
#244 to #225 - John Cena (03/22/2010) [-]
a bitch ass white person would think of some **** like that because THEY ARE PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #246 to #244 - shorkian (03/22/2010) [-]
Dude, I'm black. I just have a sense of humor...
User avatar #248 to #246 - haidoss (03/22/2010) [-]
good on ya
#267 to #244 - John Cena (03/22/2010) [-]
**** you ****** lol
User avatar #18 - ploppup (03/21/2010) [-]
There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there.
User avatar #21 to #18 - sXeknockout (03/21/2010) [-]
tell him i said hi
User avatar #264 - chickildick (03/22/2010) [-]
im black and i laughed!!! we all need to find our sense of humor
#252 - lachieBBB (03/22/2010) [-]
Q: Why should you never stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: Because the black one might steal your watch
User avatar #250 - Fouadd (03/22/2010) [-]
what's green and hangs from my tree? a dead ****** and i can paint him any color i want.
User avatar #247 - TwistedBamboozler (03/22/2010) [-]
Why do mexicans drive lowriders? so they can drive and pick lettuce at the same time :D
#152 - John Cena (03/21/2010) [-]
Q; A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? A: The Cop!
Q: Why are there no Blacks in the Flinstones? A: They were still monkeys back then.
Q: How long does it take for a black woman to take a dump? A: 9 months
Q: How come black people only have nightmares? A: Because we killed the ones who have dreams.
Thank you
#156 to #152 - John Cena (03/21/2010) [-]
(I'm the same anon.)
Q: Why does Mexico suck at the Olympics? A: Because all of the mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.
Q: Why did the Jews roam the Holy Land for 40 years? A: Because someone dropped a quarter.
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a cano? A: One tips
And a White Joke! :)
Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A: The NBA
#159 to #156 - John Cena (03/21/2010) [-]
Canoe* My bad
User avatar #123 - dashunicorn (03/21/2010) [-]
honestly there is no reason to hate jews. they dont do anything to us, theres nothing wrong with them.......But Jesus couldnt please them why should i try
User avatar #85 - Coffeegrinds (03/21/2010) [-]
this is simply a joke

how can you tell a black woman is pregnant? you shove a banana in her vag and if it comes out with bite marks, another monkey is on the way.
#43 - SomeoneNamedChris **User deleted account** (03/21/2010) [-]
what do you call back people under the washington monument?
pubic hair
#16 - GISteve **User deleted account** (03/21/2010) [-]
HEY the second one was VERY offensive!!! I can make a tree branch into a walking stick if I wanted to!!!
User avatar #242 - AdmiralPEDO (03/22/2010) [-]
why do asprin work? cuz they're white
User avatar #77 - Shiny (03/21/2010) [-]
Why are there no black astronauts?

Their lips explode at 50,000 feet
User avatar #132 to #77 - OhSnapItsAnonymous (03/21/2010) [-]
answers, that is.

#79 to #77 - John Cena (03/21/2010) [-]
Because they're too ******* stupid.
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