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Racism Jokes. don't take these too seriously.<br /> GRAMMAR NAZIS UNITE. Racisem Jokes Q: What are it things a black person can' t get? A: A fat lip, a bl

don't take these too seriously.<br />
GRAMMAR NAZIS UNITE

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Racisem Jokes
Q: What are it things a black person can' t get?
A: A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Q: What does a tree branch and a black guy have in common?
A: They' re both brown and useless.
Q: What' s a six letter word for a may baker?
A: Hitler.
Q: What do you call a short Mexican?
A: A paragraph, because he' s too short to be an essay.
Q: What did the manager say to the Mexican robber?
A: You may want to "Hold Up" your pants.
Q: Why do black pepple have noses?
A: So they have something to pick other than cotton.
Q: What did the sun bather say to the black guy?
A: "Gee, Rick, you may have been in the sun for too long."
I' m Prabably gems get a lot of thumbs down from the blacks and Mexicans,
but c' mon, understand a little joke.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #233 - SuperNazi
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(03/22/2010) [-]
****** and his ****** girlfriend are in a car, who is driving?
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the cop
User avatar #239 - Bloody Yeti
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?
The teacher told her to do an essay!
LOL X)
#243 to #239 - hdthegreat
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(03/22/2010) [-]
im mexican...that joke is so old and cliche i dont even consider in funny anymore
User avatar #204 - Pedobearchaser
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(03/22/2010) [-]
why dosent mexico have any olimpic athletes?


because all the ones that can run swim or jump are already in america
User avatar #207 to #204 - squigly
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(03/22/2010) [-]
I'm actually Mexican, and that was a ******* great joke. I'll be telling it all day tomorrow. Congrats, you made me rofl.
#218 to #207 - anon id: b7033177
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Everyone needs a little racism. Those who get offended by it se estan chingando por pendejos.
User avatar #18 - ploppup
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(03/21/2010) [-]
There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there.
User avatar #21 to #18 - sXeknockout
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(03/21/2010) [-]
tell him i said hi
User avatar #253 - acerulzall
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(03/22/2010) [-]
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
User avatar #259 to #253 - wellcallmeroo
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(03/22/2010) [-]
i got one!
ok, so there was this black guy that went into a store...
and he actually BOUGHT something!
User avatar #255 to #253 - acerulzall
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(03/22/2010) [-]
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
User avatar #256 to #255 - acerulzall
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Q. How many white people can you fit in a jar?
A. I dont know, I always though crackers came in a box!
User avatar #257 to #256 - acerulzall
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Why are white people afraid of parrots? Because Polly want's A Cracker!
User avatar #258 to #257 - acerulzall
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(03/22/2010) [-]
How do you circumsize a white guy? Kick his sister in the jaw!
User avatar #260 to #258 - acerulzall
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(03/22/2010) [-]
And to even things out:
How many white guyus to screw in a light bulb?
None, they'll hire a ****** to do it!
#261 to #257 - anon id: 2a7c9b16
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Ha ha... dude, im white.... honestly thats semi-funny. it kinda has potential but seroiusly is that the best you have. I will approve only because these are the only "white jokes" i have ever heard in my life. I just assumed ******* were to stupid to come up with them.
User avatar #263 to #261 - acerulzall
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(03/22/2010) [-]
All in the right spirit bro....
And there some real bad jokes, both white and black, which i think is a little over the top, but ****, if people can take it in the right spirit, its all good isn't it?
User avatar #194 - EvanChandler
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

They were all still monkeys!
User avatar #199 to #194 - Rofltroll
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(03/22/2010) [-]
There are also none in The Jetsons . Guess they will eventually evolve to white people.
User avatar #287 to #199 - EvanChandler
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(03/22/2010) [-]
The future looks pretty good! :D
User avatar #10 - kaykayv
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(03/21/2010) [-]
lol im mexican and i didnt think it was that bad lol
User avatar #240 - Babymuncher
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(03/22/2010) [-]
How do you know its a black kids birthday? your bike has been stolen
User avatar #225 - shorkian
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(03/22/2010) [-]
When does a black man become a ******? When he leaves the room.
#244 to #225 - anon id: 5b7d8b2b
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(03/22/2010) [-]
a bitch ass white person would think of some **** like that because THEY ARE PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #246 to #244 - shorkian
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(03/22/2010) [-]
Dude, I'm black. I just have a sense of humor...
User avatar #248 to #246 - haidoss
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(03/22/2010) [-]
good on ya
#267 to #244 - anon id: 7be97f25
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(03/22/2010) [-]
**** you ****** lol
User avatar #77 - Shiny
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(03/21/2010) [-]
Why are there no black astronauts?








Their lips explode at 50,000 feet
#79 to #77 - anon id: 2be24e6f
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(03/21/2010) [-]
Because they're too ******* stupid.
User avatar #132 to #77 - OhSnapItsAnonymous
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(03/21/2010) [-]
yahooooo
answers, that is.