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Racism Jokes

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Racisem Jokes
Q: What are it things a black person can' t get?
A: A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Q: What does a tree branch and a black guy have in common?
A: They' re both brown and useless.
Q: What' s a six letter word for a may baker?
A: Hitler.
Q: What do you call a short Mexican?
A: A paragraph, because he' s too short to be an essay.
Q: What did the manager say to the Mexican robber?
A: You may want to "Hold Up" your pants.
Q: Why do black pepple have noses?
A: So they have something to pick other than cotton.
Q: What did the sun bather say to the black guy?
A: "Gee, Rick, you may have been in the sun for too long."
I' m Prabably gems get a lot of thumbs down from the blacks and Mexicans,
but c' mon, understand a little joke.
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Submitted: 03/21/2010
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User avatar #233 - SuperNazi (03/22/2010) [-]
****** and his ****** girlfriend are in a car, who is driving?
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the cop
User avatar #239 - Bloody Yeti (03/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?
The teacher told her to do an essay!
LOL X)
User avatar #204 - Pedobearchaser (03/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why dosent mexico have any olimpic athletes?


because all the ones that can run swim or jump are already in america
User avatar #18 - ploppup (03/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there.
User avatar #253 - acerulzall (03/22/2010) [+] (8 replies)
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
User avatar #194 - EvanChandler (03/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

They were all still monkeys!
User avatar #199 to #194 - Rofltroll (03/22/2010) [-]
There are also none in The Jetsons . Guess they will eventually evolve to white people.
User avatar #10 - kaykayv (03/21/2010) [-]
lol im mexican and i didnt think it was that bad lol
User avatar #242 - AdmiralPEDO (03/22/2010) [-]
why do asprin work? cuz they're white
User avatar #240 - Babymuncher (03/22/2010) [-]
How do you know its a black kids birthday? your bike has been stolen
User avatar #225 - shorkian (03/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
When does a black man become a ****** ? When he leaves the room.
User avatar #201 - PTTN (03/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What did the Mexican Firefighter name his 2 children?

"Hose A" and "Hose B"
User avatar #203 to #201 - Mizakalo (03/22/2010) [-]
Silly PTTN, Mexicans can't get a job.
User avatar #77 - Shiny (03/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why are there no black astronauts?








Their lips explode at 50,000 feet
#252 - lachieBBB (03/22/2010) [-]
Q: Why should you never stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: Because the black one might steal your watch
User avatar #250 - Fouadd (03/22/2010) [-]
what's green and hangs from my tree? a dead ****** and i can paint him any color i want.
User avatar #247 - TwistedBamboozler (03/22/2010) [-]
Why do mexicans drive lowriders? so they can drive and pick lettuce at the same time :D
#234 - JimmyNormal (03/22/2010) [-]
how do you get a black man to starve? hide his food stamps in his work boots.
User avatar #185 - Swoosh (03/22/2010) [-]
Here's some racism to balance out all the negative Chi energy I am sensing from the comments:
Black: I have some Africans in my family tree. I believe they are still hanging from it.
White: Is it just me or do they all disappear when it snows?
Asian: How do they get their last name? Drop a frying pan and listen for the noise.
Mexican: Why isn't Mexico in the Olympics? Because all the ones who can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Oh and sorry, but I have to throw in my favorite:
Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can run, shoot, and steal.
#130 - kamuy (03/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
a ****** , a spic, and a wetback walk into a bar..


the bartender says get the **** out
#128 - troglodite (03/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Racism is always appreciated as a quality of the utmost sophisticated and refined individuals who inhabit this site.
User avatar #33 - bradynissen (03/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
How do you keep a black person busy?
Put his food stamps in his work boots.

What is a Jewish person's biggest fear?
Free pork.

And one from Grand Torino:
A mexican, a jew, and a black guy walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the hell out."
User avatar #37 to #33 - Jakolantern (03/21/2010) [-]
grand torino = epic film
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