Epic is the only title I can think of.. . So today I was at my girlfriend' s house, and we finally decide to have sex fer the first time. We were gonna do it en tags
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Epic is the only title I can think of.

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So today I was at my girlfriend' s house, and we finally decide to have sex fer the first time.
We were gonna do it en the couch in the living mom, but at first she' s all nerve's and says she wants to undress herzeleid the bathroom while I undress out here. So I' m like whatever, that' s fine
CAUSE I' M GETTING ******* LAID!
So she gees in the bathroom, and I rip my clothes off, and stand there waiting. And waiting. And waiting. And I' m like when the hell is she gonna come out? So I started getting nerve's. like maybe
she would change her mind, er maybe she was actually a dude er something.
The Zenger ottooh, the mere nerve's I got. What would I say to heathen she came out ofthe bathroom? How would I approach her? Eventually I got so nerve's that I couldn' t held it in anymore. I
took a **** right there en the carpet.
Ithought OH **** DH **** what am I gonna do? So I kinda kick it the side by the beeleave and hope she won' t notice it. She finally semes out ofthe bathroom, and I was sitting down en
the couch all trying to leek cool. But she instantly smells the beep and leeks around and sees it and she' s like "OH MYGOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT" So I trate play it the cool guy I am..
and I say "What do you think it is. baby?" and I make a face like I}
She kicks me out and I didn' t get laid.
ANONYMOUS
plays it cool
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Submitted: 03/21/2010
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User avatar #7 - Eralfnoez (03/22/2010) [-]
lol when she smelled it did she **** brix? lol oh wait he already took care of that. carry on. ; ]
User avatar #6 - sumi (03/21/2010) [-]
How do you get nervous enough to take a **** on the floor 0.o
#5 - breannasaurous (03/21/2010) [-]
**** i wish my first time coulda been epic like that
User avatar #4 - Warpshadow (03/21/2010) [-]
i haven t lol'd that hard in a while.
User avatar #3 - Scrackkn (03/21/2010) [-]
LMFAO, what do you think it is baby ;D
User avatar #2 - AstroZombie (03/21/2010) [-]
Lol! xD
User avatar #1 - ThePunisher (03/21/2010) [-]
oh **** . this is awesome.
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