what a dick. www.facebook.com/Pantalamonshan.. 1. make sanitizer that kills 1% of germs 2. sell it next to other sanitizers 3. ??? 4. profit literally. what a dick www facebook com/Pantalamonshan 1 make sanitizer that kills 1% of germs 2 sell it next to other sanitizers 3 ??? 4 profit literally
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#11 - badboywantsu
Reply +242
(11/06/2011) [-]
1. make sanitizer that kills 1% of germs
2. sell it next to other sanitizers
3. ???
4. profit literally.
#25 to #11 - anon
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(11/06/2011) [-]
or use the same sanitizer twice :l
#28 to #25 - badboywantsu
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(11/06/2011) [-]
shh anon don't ruin my plans.
#116 to #25 - inetus
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(11/06/2011) [-]
But when you kill 99%, that doesn't mean it kills 99 bacteria. You have thousands on your hands, not 100. So you keep killing 99% of what's there. Theoretically it's impossible to kill 100% because the number will just keep getting smaller to ridiculous decimal points.
#146 to #116 - mynamesandrew
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(11/06/2011) [-]
Ahh its a limit approaching zero!
#151 to #146 - blahness
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(11/06/2011) [-]
limits dont count in situations like this...

how can you have 0.01% of a bacteria?
#447 to #151 - inetus
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(11/06/2011) [-]
The percentage doesn't represent how much of a bacteria there is, but how many there are. 0.01% makes sense since if you have for example 10,000 bacteria, that leaves a 100. But yeah, eventually when you get to like .0000000000000000000012, it gets to the point where you just say that it's 0, but it's actually not. (like half-lives)
#153 to #151 - mynamesandrew
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(11/06/2011) [-]
.01% of the total bacteria that were first present on the hand. Eventually it wouldn't work but calculus is after all used theoretically.
#117 to #116 - inetus
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(11/06/2011) [-]
99.9%* my bad. What I said still stands, I just forgot the .9
#102 to #11 - bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn **User deleted account**
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#114 to #102 - MiNo
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(11/06/2011) [-]
Oh you're absolutely right.. Because 100 - 99.9 = 1...
#124 to #114 - bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn **User deleted account**
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#293 to #124 - badboywantsu
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(11/06/2011) [-]
neither am I i forgot the . in .1%
#149 to #114 - funyhahanotfunygay
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#118 to #102 - inetus
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(11/06/2011) [-]
No, you'd be killing 99.9% of the "1%" which technically qualifies as 100% now since that's all there is
#66 to #11 - trollbro **User deleted account**
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#3 - lenus
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(11/05/2011) [-]
wait... if you kill 99.9% of germs then why not do it twice, killing 99.9% of the .1%?
#53 to #3 - ningyoaijin
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(11/06/2011) [-]
The idea is that 0.1% of bacteria contain resistance genes. If they've been exposed to it already, the ones that are left are all immune, so using it again does nothing.
#122 to #3 - inetus
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(11/06/2011) [-]
No. Say you've got 15,000 bacteria on your hand. After the 99.9% being killed, you're left with around 15 (maybe like 14.9). Then if you use it again, you'll kill 99.9% of 15 which is .015. Again: .000015. And so on and so forth. Theoretically, it's never going to end, same concept as half-lives.
#140 to #3 - Downey
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(11/06/2011) [-]
#occupyhand
#5 to #3 - LoosyFur
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(11/05/2011) [-]
the reason .1% survive is because they have a natural immunity to the cleaner, thus using the cleaner twice will do nothing.
#12 to #5 - Butter
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(11/06/2011) [-]
actually it's not proved that there are any germs behind, it just can't be proven to kill 100%, so they can only put 99.9% on the bottle
#49 to #12 - inbeforeherpes
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(11/06/2011) [-]
It's impossible to get rid of all the germs in your hands because we have a sexy bacterial/fungal coat over our skin that's part of who we are. True story too.
#79 to #12 - helloiloveyou
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(11/06/2011) [-]
I'll thumb you 'cause Qi!
#8 to #3 - boeka
Reply +61
(11/05/2011) [-]
< use alcoholic hand cleaning stuff
< light on fire
< wave hand
< realise it's on fire
< die a horrible death
#208 - trilogical
Reply +62
(11/06/2011) [-]
**trilogical rolls 1**
#379 to #208 - ugotdubs
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#380 to #208 - ugotdubs
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(11/06/2011) [-]
**ugotdubs rolls potato** more like this
#6 - boeka
Reply +59
(11/05/2011) [-]
Germs.
Germs.
#172 - antitristu **User deleted account**
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#175 to #172 - LoadedDeagle
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(11/06/2011) [-]
**LoadedDeagle rolled a random image** I fap to this
#180 to #175 - angreif ONLINE
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(11/06/2011) [-]
and i now have "i don't wanna set the world on fire" stuck in my head
#182 to #180 - LoadedDeagle
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(11/06/2011) [-]
And it shall stay there
#366 - mytrakytra
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(11/06/2011) [-]
This image has expired
#240 - thelegendarylegend
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(11/06/2011) [-]
#210 - yournewdad
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(11/06/2011) [-]
Why does every idiot who can make an unfunny ragecomic think he needs a ******* facebook fanpage??
Why does every idiot who can make an unfunny ragecomic think he needs a ******* facebook fanpage??
#16 - shiningbacon
Reply +24
(11/06/2011) [-]
i made this one it kind of sucks but it's the first thing i ever made
#7 - pantalamonshan [OP]
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(11/05/2011) [-]
**pantalamonshan rolled a random image** MFW my hands are still dirty