Where I live is awesome
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WHY WHERE I LIVE IS AWESOME.
British Ruled English speaking
It' s a mutha fucking fortress!"
Firstly take a look at it' s location.
South of sunny Spain.
You know what that means'?
YOU GUESSED m
BITCH! 'is" IN
There are beaches all arround the rock.
Do you like alcohol and smoking?
DONT WORRY, PAL! WE GOTCHA
The legal age to buy alcohol starts
from the age of " for Wine, Beer and
cider. " for stronger spirits.
Smoking cigarettes is legal at age 16.
Best of all, it' s all real cheap!
Still not convinced?
i" ii" ikco
Hundreds of these little rascals running
arround the Jungle area' s of the rock.
But dont get too close, these bastards
are notorious for snatching shit from
your hands. Mutha fucka' s stole my
Dorito' s once.
He got Married here.
The mother fucking Government will
even pay your tuition feds if you get
accepted into a college or a University'.
WE GOT DOLPHINS'.
Dolphins are sweet.
THE ONE BAD