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Life Hacks Part 2

Life Hacks Part 2. PART 5 IS HERE: PART 1: P



This is a series of tips and tricks that I have found on the internet, and want to share with the FunnyJunk community.
These are not supposed to be funny, But informational, and assist you in everyday life.

Life Hacks
Part 2 - Alcohol
1. r you have a girlfriend and would
like to keep her, before you go
drinking with the guys shut your
cell phone off and give it to the
designated driver. Not so much so
she won' t call you, but so you won' t
2. Sleep on your stomach
if you' re been drinking.
Choking on vomit is more
than you might
3. Don dever ask a bartender to "hook you up".
ft will make the bartender charge you more for
calls and add mystery charges to your
4. Red Label Smirnoff Triple Distilled
is 80 Proof, while Blue Label Smirnoff
Triple distilled is 100
Proof. Generally the blue label has a
stronger taste to it
5. r you' re been drinking or are planning on it and
you know you' re going to puke or you think you
might, avoid all spicy food (from peppers to buffalo
wings). They make puking much worse than it
normally would be.
6. When you' re given a cocktail napkin
or coaster with an excessively wet drink
sprinkle salt on it ft will cease to lift up
with your drink.
7. Before you go to bed when you' re drunk, chug a big
glass of water and eat a banana. r you don' t
like bananas then take a pill with potassium, and eat a
package of soda crackers. The big glass of
water is going to wake you up in about 3 hours to go take a
pee. When you pee, chug another glass of
water. You should wake up after about hours with no
hangover, works incredibly well.
Hope you
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#30 - utoob (11/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Tried the last one... Thanks a lot!
User avatar #3 - nunwithagun (11/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Making a part 3 if anyone's interested.
#72 - standaloner (11/04/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**standaloner rolled a random image** mfw i go out drinking
#35 - fignewtonz (11/04/2011) [-]
tip #7
#94 - beiberfever (11/04/2011) [+] (4 replies)
good thing you dont have to worry about vomiting, hangovers, or ruining your relationships when you smoke weed
#86 - jaaardar (11/04/2011) [-]
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User avatar #107 - Lifesnova (11/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
This content is redundant, everyone on funnyjunk is 12 years old...
#108 to #107 - gildemoono (11/04/2011) [-]
>claims content is redundant  
>doesnt know what redundant means  
>claims content is redundant
>doesnt know what redundant means
#111 - Rat Chieftain **User deleted account** (11/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**Rat Chieftain rolled a random image**
Actually sleeping on your stomach would most likely cause sleep apnea and a horribly stiff neck in the morning. (added with a hangover that would ******* suck)
The safest position to sleep in or to put a friend in if they have been drinking too much is to lift the left knee, raise the right arm behind the head, and push the person over to the right.
This is also a position you want to put someone in after CPR and other emergency cases. (Unless the spinal cord was injured)
#77 - ibeatu (11/04/2011) [-]
**ibeatu rolled a random image** my hangover face
User avatar #82 - ThpiderMan (11/04/2011) [-]
-Chug big glass of water before passing out from drinking
-Wake up in pool of your own piss
#81 - marcuss (11/04/2011) [-]
**marcuss rolled a random image** when i wake up my house full off people and somethings burning
User avatar #1 - setofreakingkaiba (11/03/2011) [-]
the last point works so well, never have hangovers anymore because of it!
User avatar #113 - murfulls (11/04/2011) [-]
No. 7 definitely works :)
just that its not the first thing you think of doing,
when you come in drunk! more like sleep :)
#80 - qballextraction (11/04/2011) [-]
Now get your drink on!
Now get your drink on!
User avatar #51 - benwashere (11/04/2011) [-]
I quit drinking, i got drunk at my friends house, and his dad woke me up and i was covered in vomit, i am lucky to be alive. I didnt even feel it or anything, it was horrible knowing that i was 90 degrees away from death. If you do drink, number 2 on this list is definitely the most importatnt
User avatar #9 - uberneinthousand (11/03/2011) [-]
Tommorow is friday..... I just fav'd this so I can use this... thanks bruh
#2 - asainati (11/03/2011) [-]
**asainati rolled a random image** If I ever drink I know how to keep from doing anything stupid now hopefully I'd remember that :)
**asainati rolled a random image** If I ever drink I know how to keep from doing anything stupid now hopefully I'd remember that :)
#106 - GumiiZ (11/04/2011) [-]
**GumiiZ rolled a random image** 8.
#45 - attevelt (11/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
number 2
...thats how Jimmy Hendrix came to his end.
#14 - floopdawhoop (11/04/2011) [-]
I like bananas, good source of potassium!
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