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#53 - dingojohn
Reply +68
(11/03/2011) [-]
> Meet really cute and cool girl at event
> Get her number
> Like girl and talk to her on phone and skype all the time
> Girl admits she really likes you
> Subtle sexual tension in her texts
> Girl lives 5 hours and $150 away
> Decide to go ******* visit her like a baws
> She is really busy, but I can visit an entire weekend
> Said weekend is in, like, a month.
> "Come visit the 11. of November"
> Date sounds familiar, but does not take notice and agrees
> Two weeks later, realise SKYRIM
> Can't decide if pussy for a weekend, or Skyrim for a weekend
> Masturbate furiosly while changing between pictures of girl and Dovahkiin

WTF do I do ?!?

Help me Funnyjunk, you're my only hope !
#472 to #53 - sirgawain
Reply +2
(11/03/2011) [-]
Stop by gamestop on your way over. Problem solved.
#244 to #53 - awhitemansdick
Reply +5
(11/03/2011) [-]
#151 to #53 - burnoutlegend
Reply +2
(11/03/2011) [-]
take whatever platform your getting it on with you =3
#145 to #53 - drulludanni ONLINE
Reply +5
(11/03/2011) [-]
>buy a laptop
>meet girl
>play skyrim on laptop while no sex
#80 to #53 - bithcwits
Reply +9
(11/03/2011) [-]
Pussy. Then Skyrim - Skyrim will be all the sweeter afterwards.
#65 to #53 - hazious
Reply -10
(11/03/2011) [-]
1st of all, WHY DO YOU FAP IN NO FAP NOVEMBER?
2nd, Your ******* talking about skyrim here. Pussy can wait, skyrim cannot. Tell her you forgot that you actually had to visit your sick grandmother. That always works.
#74 to #65 - trolololer
Reply 0
(11/03/2011) [-]
It didn't work when I said it... do you know how much work it took to get her back? What if she starts asking questions? What if she asks for DETAILS?? THEN you're pretty ******, unless if you thought it through before. :/
#72 to #65 - dingojohn
Reply +11
(11/03/2011) [-]
I never understood the concept of no fap november. It just swooshed over my head.
Also, trolololer presented valid points, and I tend to like sex quite a lot..

<-- What sex is
#441 to #72 - trollinlove
Reply +2
(11/03/2011) [-]
thumbed for that picture lol
#76 to #72 - trolololer
Reply +2
(11/03/2011) [-]
Thank you. A thumb for you, my good sir.
#57 to #53 - trolololer
Reply -1
(11/03/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolls 49** oh, and here you go. Some dubs to cheer you up. ^_^
#58 to #57 - trolololer
Reply +9
(11/03/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolls 55** dubs?
#66 to #58 - trolololer
Reply -5
(11/03/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image** HAHA! Just realized! These dubs are a reference to my genius comment! xD hahaha awesome! :D
#59 to #58 - trolololer
Reply 0
(11/03/2011) [-]
Thank you for your time! :) Btw,...YOUR READING SKILL INCREASED BY 9001 POINTS!!! >.<
#55 to #53 - trolololer
Reply +60
(11/03/2011) [-]
Ok, guess what bro. When you get offered sex for the first time by a particular girl, you will most likely not get that offer again, especially if the reason behind your rejection is to go and play...a video game. -.- Girls would be like the ****************** jackie chan, and then rejection is very likely. But, ok, say you buy the game. You'll have that game with you, and it's not gonna go anywhere! Well, ok, maybe if you can't play it this weekend, next weekend is just around the corner, and that game console will be waiting for you 24/7! Not her. So you know what I say? I say go to her house and **** until you have to go, or until your dick falls off, whichever comes first. Then, you come home, and if you have free time, PLAY ******* SKYRIM. Of course, taking a break might be close to impossible, but you sure will have plenty of time to play it later! That's a 200% guarantee. Plus, you'll have a girl who will say yes to sex the next time she sees you! It's a double-win, bro. Just think it through. Would you rather have an epic gaming time of Skyrim, or would you rather SHAG HER BRAINS OUT first, then have an epic gaming time of Skyrim? TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, BABY, GO GET HER!!!!!
#170 to #55 - EdwardNigma
Reply -5
(11/03/2011) [-]
Look buddy, I am just saying, I would rather Skyrim than sex.

However, there is one girl I would stop playing Skyrim for...but still, that's a different story.
#61 to #55 - dingojohn
Reply +30
(11/03/2011) [-]
Your point is valid. Sexy time now, gaming time later !
I like it.

I'll **** her brains out, just for you
BUT IF MY DICK FALLS OFF BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH SEX !! WELL, I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO SEND YOU A "THANK YOU" CARD !
#64 to #61 - trolololer
Reply +9
(11/03/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image** Yeah. I mean, I, unfortunately, don't play video games much anymore. Guitar/bass/drums has taken over that. But, when I see a bro in need, I always help out. And I'm studying psychology and logical processes and ****, so this should be helpful! haha And I understand the whole &quot;boys will be boys&quot; thing, which is wanting to get to their video games ASAP, but hey, when a girl presents her be-HIND to you, christ, you know what to do. xD And you still get both! Peace out man! :D
**trolololer rolled a random image** Yeah. I mean, I, unfortunately, don't play video games much anymore. Guitar/bass/drums has taken over that. But, when I see a bro in need, I always help out. And I'm studying psychology and logical processes and ****, so this should be helpful! haha And I understand the whole "boys will be boys" thing, which is wanting to get to their video games ASAP, but hey, when a girl presents her be-HIND to you, christ, you know what to do. xD And you still get both! Peace out man! :D
#70 to #64 - dingojohn
Reply +9
(11/03/2011) [-]
Cookies for a bro ;)

Tail is inbound, Skyrim will be the after-sex delicious snack
#73 to #70 - trolololer
Reply +10
(11/03/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image** Nowwww, I wonder what ****** thumbed down all these posts. Probably can't read anyways, that's why s/he thumbed down HAHAHAHAHA stupid retard.
#680 to #73 - dingojohn
Reply +2
(11/14/2011) [-]
It just might not interest you that I went to her place, got laid and then got dumped by her, just as I started to actually like her a ******* lot..  
  
Lol, **** ****, i still got some poontang ! And... it.. was... GOOOOD !
It just might not interest you that I went to her place, got laid and then got dumped by her, just as I started to actually like her a ******* lot..

Lol, **** ****, i still got some poontang ! And... it.. was... GOOOOD !
#681 to #680 - trolololer
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(11/15/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image** Wait. waitwaitwait. She...dumped you?? O.O AWW MAN!!! Well, it was good while it lasted. :/ :)
#682 to #681 - dingojohn
Reply +1
(11/15/2011) [-]
Turns out she has some unresolved issues with her ex, so she "wasn't just quite ready for a relationship yet"!

But dude.. The sex. . Her body is a ******* miracle ! :D
#683 to #682 - trolololer
Reply +1
(11/16/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolls 9** Hahaha xD well, her problem, not yours. That roll is the number of ***** you should give about this. "Doesn't matter, had sex!" Right? xD hahaha I'm glad my advice helped you. *internet brofist* and you got to play Skyrim! :D
#684 to #683 - trolololer
Reply +1
(11/16/2011) [-]
Minus 9. -.-
#685 to #684 - dingojohn
Reply +1
(11/16/2011) [-]
<3 Skyrim

<3 Sex

Thanks for listening to my tale of the sex with unresolved-ex-issues-girl !
#687 to #685 - trolololer
Reply +1
(11/18/2011) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image** Bros before hos, man. :D And skyrim before other stuff! haha :P