America Comp. Edit: Apparently my motives for making this comp have been misunderstood by some people. Let me be clear: I am American, and I am very proud to be america
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America Comp

America Comp. Edit: Apparently my motives for making this comp have been misunderstood by some people. Let me be clear: I am American, and I am very proud to be

*Edit: Apparently my motives for making this comp have been misunderstood by some people. Let me be clear: I am American, and I am very proud to be one. I also happen to find these pictures funny. I don't really see why so many people think I hate America for posting these pictures. I love my country, and at no point did I insinuate that these few idiots above represent it.

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#154 - eamonn (11/02/2011) [-]
wtf is engilsh i speak redneck
#217 - Serjical (11/02/2011) [-]
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#243 to #217 - Rascal (11/02/2011) [-]
I think the sea owns most of it.
#407 - mestroxant (11/03/2011) [-]
Funny thing is. I see all this talk about "Canada **** yea" and "Norway is the **** !" and here we are..." **** america and all it''s fatty ignorant fa ggots" I guess this is the part where I step in...

I'm glad to be an American, not because we have a McDonalds on every street corner or own a lawnmower on a stick. But glad to be an American due to the fact that this is the land of the free and the home of the brave. I'm not saying Canada is ******* gay or Norway is just retarded. NO I love Canada! It's gracious skies and land spirited people are amazing! and Norway for it's rememberable history, culture, land, and humorous, loving kinsman! Not just Norway and Canada, but England, France, Sweden, China, Russia and so forth as well. Every country has it's faults with government or it's people, but it's something we all learn from to make better and improve. Clearly America isn't the the one to sit back and relax, but still has a pointless war to deal with along with it's ****** economy, but like i said, it's something we all learn from...

now I sit here deciding if i should post this...
User avatar #442 to #407 - otakusama (11/03/2011) [-]
I think America is a pretty cool guy. eh kills Nazis and doesn’t afraid of anything…
#445 to #407 - Rascal (11/03/2011) [-]
i'm sorry to do this man
but it's memorable, not rememberable

also i believe America is great because of it's blend of everything
i no longer believe it's much of the land of the free in the way it used to be
but i like it here
sure some of the people are stupid, but stupid people are everywhere
there are even stupid people in japan and china and all that jazz
we just have people that are stupid and fighting for stupid causes
(not referring to the military, they just do what they're told)
but a lot of the citizens
all in all, i like it in Cali
don't go much to the rest of the states, and don't much care to

no i'm talking to the non-american haters out there
we're making a meat salad.
**** your lettuce.

nah, but you guys can be dicks too

also, this is batman
#462 to #445 - Rascal (11/03/2011) [-]
now i'm talking*
User avatar #414 to #407 - fosforgasxiii (11/03/2011) [-]
too bad the majority isn't like you, but every country has its dumb people so I guess it's OK
#417 to #407 - surfingbudha **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #455 to #417 - PickleBall (11/03/2011) [-]
Yup. But not on a private website like Funnyjunk, where this comment would have been thhumbed down to triple figures....
#283 - localpanda (11/02/2011) [-]
america is the only country on the planet that has idiots in it.....sounds legit
#238 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #275 to #238 - trollgasm (11/02/2011) [-]
User avatar #256 to #238 - allamericandude (11/02/2011) [-]
Ponies rule.
#285 to #238 - yarolord (11/02/2011) [-]
Macs are the ****

UK > America

MLP is the best show ever
User avatar #314 to #285 - rainbowhyperion (11/02/2011) [-]
#372 - agooodname (11/03/2011) [-]
so are these men, when i think of american i think of all the europeina civillans and jews they helped to save durring ww1
sorry for my grammer im french
#390 to #372 - zomba **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #434 to #390 - ragereader (11/03/2011) [-]
but keep in mind america had japan to take care of that was one of our main priorities
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User avatar #38 - Quixo (11/02/2011) [-]
To be fair about the money one: £ounds. I always thought the £ looked like an "L"
#44 to #38 - moreplease (11/02/2011) [-]
I believe it's to do with the French word Livre, which was their currency. I believe that the word also has to do with a pound (mass) in French, and us using it to refer to Pounds Sterling has derived from that, somewhere.
#45 to #44 - moreplease (11/02/2011) [-]
Realised that I missed the point I was trying to make, a bit there. It's meant to look like an L because it came from Livre.
#245 - hanssarpeiftw (11/02/2011) [-]
America 			****		 yeah
America **** yeah
User avatar #495 to #245 - Downey (11/03/2011) [-]
Nice American AK-47 ya got there
#539 to #495 - Rascal (02/19/2014) [-]
Maybe you can show us yours sometime.

You can't FIRE it because lol European gun laws, but you can show it.
#490 - planbskaterb (11/03/2011) [-]
i realize this is a joke and all, but the month/day/year thing makes sense if you think about it. You would say November 2nd, 2011, correct? In that order, it would be 11/2/11.
User avatar #538 to #490 - moustachecat (01/24/2014) [-]
Well we use day/month/year (netherlands) and we say it like 2 november 2011
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#268 to #250 - Rascal (11/02/2011) [-]
We apologized for the bombs, they refuse to apologize for what they did
User avatar #274 to #250 - thisitesux (11/02/2011) [-]
1. everyone made tsunami jokes
2. pearl habor was an unprovoked attack on a neutral nation, the atomic bombs saved hundreds of thousands of lives, as both the usa and russia were prepared to invade japan, whose people were going to fight to the death
User avatar #292 to #274 - upunkpunk (11/02/2011) [-]
Oh so attacking civilians who want nothing to do with any of this is better! Imaging japan nuking america then using the same excuse.
User avatar #299 to #292 - thisitesux (11/02/2011) [-]
they were part of the war effort, millions of civilans died in europe you realize, the germans were much worse
User avatar #303 to #299 - upunkpunk (11/02/2011) [-]
japan isnt in europe and they were so desprate they were using kamikazis because they were running out of oil, they were screwed either way, they were surrounded by china,america and russia they were screwed, atleast with soldiers less civilians would of died
User avatar #343 to #303 - thisitesux (11/03/2011) [-]
i know japan isn't in europe just saying if you want to talk about dead civilians, much more died in europe. and japan under the emperor was ready to fight to the death, as kamikaze attack showed, something like the bombs was needed to crush that spirit, it was horrible, but needed to be done
User avatar #346 to #343 - upunkpunk (11/03/2011) [-]
well its a matter of opinion at this point i personaly rather have soldiers who signed up die than civilians who have nothing to do with it
User avatar #349 to #346 - thisitesux (11/03/2011) [-]
civilians would have died in greater numbers in the invasion :/ in a war of it's scale it was going to happen either way
User avatar #358 to #349 - upunkpunk (11/03/2011) [-]
yeah but theres a difference between using nuclear bombs over soldiers, so nukes should be used in iraq and afghanistan or some other country to save lives?
User avatar #365 to #358 - thisitesux (11/03/2011) [-]
look im not a war expert ok, in the end the nukes saved lives and ended ww2
User avatar #371 to #365 - upunkpunk (11/03/2011) [-]
well thats what your logic shows, nukes save lives? idk man im just ganna end this conversation lol cya
#307 to #292 - gunnyjoe (11/02/2011) [-]
What your dumbass doesn't understand is that, if Russia and the U.S. were to invade Japan, hundreds of thousands more would've died. The projected death of the Americans alone were around 2 million. Now factor in the Japanese deaths, the Russians, and all the other allied countries, and the civilian Japanese deaths, you'll have about the number of casualties in a single invasion as you had in the entire war.. So, in my eyes at least, dunno about anyone elses', but America saved a lot more lives with the bombs than they would've with an invasion.
User avatar #310 to #307 - upunkpunk (11/02/2011) [-]
projected? 2 million deaths? wtf how do you know this would of happened you idiot
#316 to #310 - gunnyjoe (11/02/2011) [-]
I payed attention in History class, and have been to nearly every National Museum that has anything to do with WW2 in the country. That is how I know, you ******** .
User avatar #333 to #316 - upunkpunk (11/02/2011) [-]
still didnt tell me who projected 2 million, how they projected it, japan was slowly deing anyway they resorted to using kamikazes, how was america even able to get to Hiroshima and Nagasaki? any strong country would of shot down the planes, Have you heard of the Bombing of Tokyo (before nuke), there own capital was being blown to bits!yet they had the ability to kill 2 million american soldiers?
#403 to #333 - gunnyjoe (11/03/2011) [-]
I read the 2 million somewhere on a facts sheet about the Pacific Theater. I don't have sauce, so you can be Skeptical Sally about it all you want, I'm actually kinda skeptical about it myself. And I have heard of the Bombing of Tokyo. The Americans' were shooting down the planes, it's just kinda hard to dodge a 300 mp/h flaming, explosive hunk of metal when you're a +500ft. ship. And the 2 million would've been from the initial invasion and establishment of a beachhead, not the time after the taking of the coastal areas.
#222 - blueblob (11/02/2011) [-]
Oh god, I'm American but that 'We're gonna free the 			****		 outta you!' one cracks me up EVERY time.
Oh god, I'm American but that 'We're gonna free the **** outta you!' one cracks me up EVERY time.
#12 - Rascal (11/02/2011) [-]
#18 to #12 - Rascal (11/02/2011) [-]
So true, Idiots FTW!!!
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User avatar #28 to #12 - bananaananas (11/02/2011) [-]
yeah? but everyone who is not dyslexic can spell right in my country. atleast the easy ones. English is my second language, and I am better at spelling than these ******* up there. (btw, I don't hate America. I like it and all. but some of the people there are just so hatefull and ignorant. you know who I'm talking about, Christians.) (christian myself, or if you prefer Luteran. and I don't understand the hate steaming out of their ears when they hear, GAY or Atheists or something like that.
User avatar #17 to #12 - SlowpokeForever ONLINE (11/02/2011) [-]
Thank you!
#21 to #12 - skarre (11/02/2011) [-]
The EuroRichard Simmons committee aproves of this
User avatar #11 - SinniS (11/02/2011) [-]
As a Spanish man, believe it or not but i agree. you come to our country, you should speak out language. If i was to visit another country i would at less try to speak there's.
#9 - Schreck (11/02/2011) [-]
The history of the US dollar sign ($) is that years back, it was an "S" shape with two vertical lines through it. And back when America was started and we were establishing our own currency, the two vertical lines were joined at the bottom by a curve. So the original US dollar sign was the letter "U" superimposed over the letter "S".
#236 - wtfdidyoueat (11/02/2011) [-]
Not all Americans are dumb. Not all Spanish people smell. Not all English people have gross ******* teeth. Not all French people are pussies. Not all Europeans are Richard Simmonss. Not all Germans are creepy as **** and support Hitler. Not all Irish people drink a lot. Not all Asians are smart or drive badly. Not all Africans are poor or have AIDS. Not all Middle Eastern people are terrorist. Not all Canadians ride polar bears or say "Eh". Not all Indian people work at 7/11. Not all (American) Indian people own casinos. Not all Australians hunt crocodiles and chase kangaroos.

If I forgot your Country or Race, Please let me know.
User avatar #281 to #236 - hunamana (11/02/2011) [-]
Not all poles steal cars, maybe?
#286 to #236 - rapewithcheese (11/02/2011) [-]
you forgot scotland and wales...although the scotland one is the same as the irish one.
User avatar #302 to #286 - wtfdidyoueat (11/02/2011) [-]
Not all Welsh people have weird ass names. Not all Scottish people wear bag pipes and hunt the loch ness monster.
User avatar #297 to #236 - wtfdidyoueat (11/02/2011) [-]
Not all Polish people like sausages.
User avatar #269 to #236 - eldavado (11/02/2011) [-]
You forgot Andorra!
#289 to #269 - Rascal (11/02/2011) [-]
what the **** is Andorra
User avatar #295 to #269 - wtfdidyoueat (11/02/2011) [-]
France and Spain practically own Andorra. I already said French/Spanish people. :)
#431 - peasy (11/03/2011) [-]
the $ollar thing has 2 lines.the lines used to be connected to look like just one U. so it was US

the more you know the better
User avatar #439 to #431 - PickleBall (11/03/2011) [-]
HA! No it doesn't. It just looks cooler with two lines... Look your keyboard brah.
#471 to #439 - Rascal (11/03/2011) [-]
My keyboard was made in China; I don't think they would know how to make the sign correctly.
#453 to #439 - peasy (11/03/2011) [-]
if you actually went deep back in history it had 2 lines and if you when deeper you would find that the line was a u
User avatar #467 to #453 - PickleBall (11/03/2011) [-]
I know =3. Not anymore though.
I am that %50...
#423 - Cheypiefly (11/03/2011) [-]
America, **** YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother ******* day yeah!
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