PAUSING TIME!. lol it would be epic. so taking a test, and i KNOW gonna get an F. i could just LUSH at everyones paper and i wouldnt get caught! or l Could just PAUSING TIME! lol it would be epic so taking a test and i KNOW gonna get an F could just LUSH at everyones paper wouldnt caught! or l Could
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PAUSING TIME!. lol it would be epic. so taking a test, and i KNOW gonna get an F. i could just LUSH at everyones paper and i wouldnt get caught! or l Could just

lol it would be epic

so taking a test,
and i KNOW gonna get an F.
i could just LUSH at everyones
paper and i wouldnt get caught!
or l Could just look in the textbook....
wait... why not just go look at the
teachers answer sheet??
ANSWERS
I DONT EVEN NEED TU TAKE THE TEST!!
I CAN JUST PAUSE TIME AND CHANGE MY GRADES!!
HAW/
FUCK! WHY WOULD I NEED TO
ROB BANKS??
I COULD JUST PAUSE TIME
AND TAKE STUFF!!
UK EVERYONE! TIME IS UP!
HAND IN YOUR TESTS!
THUMBS UP IF YOU EVER WISHED YOU
COULD PAUSE TIME!!!
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#5 - kidwiththehair
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Pause time, then instantly die because air isn't flowing.
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User avatar #589 to #5 - mofopartyplan
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**mofopartyplan rolls 20**
#831 to #5 - kidwiththehair
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I really don't know how this got into the top 4 but, I'll accept it.
User avatar #946 to #5 - gmanonetwosixfive
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not only that but time might be paused for everyone and some troll just might leave time on pause for the rest of non time passing non eternity!!!
User avatar #1010 to #5 - SlipknotNine
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haha i thought of that today after i was watching misfits and thinking about my awesome powr
#1008 to #5 - joeltroll
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User avatar #166 to #5 - accdodson
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lolnope, you will still be inhaling which would cause the air to go into your lungs.
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User avatar #206 to #107 - retardedboss
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Wouldn't it make more sense to slow everything down, rather than speed you up? if you just speed yourself up, then you still wouldn't bee able to process what you're doing as you do it. If everything else is slow, it just seems like you're fast.
User avatar #961 to #206 - fignewtonz
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but if you speed yourself up, that would include speeding up your brain and your thought processes, so it would essentially be the same as slowing everything else down.
User avatar #996 to #961 - retardedboss
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except for it's implications on physics.
#291 to #107 - biggilton
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Gif ******* related.
Gif ******* related.
User avatar #78 to #5 - asmodeu
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The idea of time stopping is that you are the only one who can move around. That includes each of your molecules, which, with their movement will inadvertently set in motion other molecules and combining with them.
Needless to say, it's hard to choke to death when stopping time.

And who is stupid enough to wait to die ? You can just "play" time back.
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#958 to #788 - aBlindMoron
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You perceive sight because light is entering your eye. If time is stopped, light is not moving, and therefore not entering your eye. You'd see only blackness.
User avatar #998 to #958 - retardedboss
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You could move you're eye into the light particles, and see only the light that you have run into. I'm not entirely sure what that would look like, but it sounds right to me. (I'm no physicist mind you)
#1000 to #998 - aBlindMoron
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User avatar #999 to #997 - aBlindMoron
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Your brain is constantly interpreting signals because the light is hitting your retina constantly. The "light that is in your eye" is not moving, because time is stopped. Therefore it is not hitting your retina and all you see is blackness.
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#950 to #78 - detectivejewfro
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#34 - Guvy
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User avatar #265 to #34 - funkyspot
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made me laugh more than the post =]
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User avatar #256 to #34 - xengard
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Oh my gad. That was hilarious.
User avatar #328 to #34 - aintafag
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You made me fall our of my chair .lol
#500 to #34 - YourName
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I haven't actually laughed on funnyjunk in weeks, until now.  
  
Thank you.
I haven't actually laughed on funnyjunk in weeks, until now.

Thank you.
#49 to #34 - chimpwithalimp
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Holy **** that's funny.
#38 to #34 - moosehat
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User avatar #111 - mazlum
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1.Pause Time
2.impragnate every hot girl in the world
3.start Time and wait 9 months
4.?????
5. Creator of new generation of social awkward children
#22 - bobtheunbeatable
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step 1:freeze time
step 2:get alien costume
step 3:sneak on nasa shuttle launch
step 4:stow away
step 5: wait till astronauts are asleep
step 6: stand in middle of darkened room and play a very loud recording of the alien screech
#130 - nopedontcare
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User avatar #663 to #130 - dapianoman
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I always* like to breathe air. Plus I'm using my friend's laptop in his house.
#141 to #130 - slystrawberry
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#144 to #130 - dexterwho
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#133 to #130 - FightClub
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This image has expired
I'M SUBSCRIBING!!

but i'm not thumbing... for classified reasons.....
#350 to #133 - nopedontcare
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FightClub commented on my comment?
My comment got 34 thuмbs?
#355 to #350 - FightClub
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User avatar #75 - amammcmam
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Step1 Pause Time
Step 2 Get a bunch of people
Step 3 Strip them naked
Step 4 Have sexy no-time with all the sexy girls
Step 5 Just as girls about to have orgasm pull dick out
Step 6 Get all of them in awkward positions together
Step 7 UnPause Time
Step 8 ??????????????
Step 9 Profit
#942 - ragemode
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**ragemode rolls 55**
#945 to #942 - kempson
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**kempson rolls 04**
**kempson rolls 04**
#947 to #945 - kempson
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**kempson rolls 0** minus this
#952 to #947 - kempson
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**kempson rolls 5** FHUKEN 0 ALL THE TIME
#944 to #942 - stillhopeful
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Hey, Vegeta, you check his dubs?
Hey, Vegeta, you check his dubs?
#498 - parsa
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**parsa rolls 0**
User avatar #516 to #498 - princetrollio
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im your friend...
User avatar #506 to #498 - pouriahh
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**pouriahh rolls 3** I thought I was your beloved brother
#510 to #506 - pouriahh
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User avatar #502 to #498 - alexryan
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**alexryan rolls 0** you have me bro
#66 - rjfarmer
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What are you? A giraffe?
User avatar #77 to #66 - joverisen
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Made me laugh! thumb for you :D
User avatar #209 to #66 - kogmawsummoned
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his arms are longer than his legs too
****** slenderman
#505 - stxinferno **User deleted account**
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#511 to #505 - pastelink
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Is it bad that I know exactly where this is from?
#554 to #511 - Ethshar
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Not at all. Do tell.
User avatar #1014 to #554 - pastelink
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Wanko to Kurasou, it's a game, might be hard to find the English version.
#519 to #505 - furryfemboy
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