PAUSING TIME!. lol it would be epic. so taking a test, and i KNOW gonna get an F. i could just LUSH at everyones paper and i wouldnt get caught! or l Could just
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PAUSING TIME!

 
PAUSING TIME!. lol it would be epic. so taking a test, and i KNOW gonna get an F. i could just LUSH at everyones paper and i wouldnt get caught! or l Could just

lol it would be epic

so taking a test,
and i KNOW gonna get an F.
i could just LUSH at everyones
paper and i wouldnt get caught!
or l Could just look in the textbook....
wait... why not just go look at the
teachers answer sheet??
ANSWERS
I DONT EVEN NEED TU TAKE THE TEST!!
I CAN JUST PAUSE TIME AND CHANGE MY GRADES!!
HAW/
**** ! WHY WOULD I NEED TO
ROB BANKS??
I COULD JUST PAUSE TIME
AND TAKE STUFF!!
UK EVERYONE! TIME IS UP!
HAND IN YOUR TESTS!
THUMBS UP IF YOU EVER WISHED YOU
COULD PAUSE TIME!!!
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#34 - Guvy (11/02/2011) [-]
User avatar #265 to #34 - funkyspot (11/02/2011) [-]
made me laugh more than the post =]
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User avatar #328 to #34 - aintafag (11/02/2011) [-]
You made me fall our of my chair .lol
User avatar #256 to #34 - xengard (11/02/2011) [-]
Oh my gad. That was hilarious.
#500 to #34 - YourName (11/02/2011) [-]
I haven't actually laughed on funnyjunk in weeks, until now.  
  
Thank you.
I haven't actually laughed on funnyjunk in weeks, until now.

Thank you.
#49 to #34 - chimpwithalimp (11/02/2011) [-]
Holy **** that's funny.
User avatar #111 - mazlum (11/02/2011) [-]
1.Pause Time
2.impragnate every hot girl in the world
3.start Time and wait 9 months
4.?????
5. Creator of new generation of social awkward children
#22 - bobtheunbeatable (11/02/2011) [-]
step 1:freeze time
step 2:get alien costume
step 3:sneak on nasa shuttle launch
step 4:stow away
step 5: wait till astronauts are asleep
step 6: stand in middle of darkened room and play a very loud recording of the alien screech
User avatar #75 - amammcmam (11/02/2011) [-]
Step1 Pause Time
Step 2 Get a bunch of people
Step 3 Strip them naked
Step 4 Have sexy no-time with all the sexy girls
Step 5 Just as girls about to have orgasm pull dick out
Step 6 Get all of them in awkward positions together
Step 7 UnPause Time
Step 8 ??????????????
Step 9 Profit
#942 - ragemode (11/03/2011) [-]
**ragemode rolls 55**
#945 to #942 - kempson (11/03/2011) [-]
**kempson rolls 04**
**kempson rolls 04**
#947 to #945 - kempson (11/03/2011) [-]
**kempson rolls 0** minus this
#952 to #947 - kempson (11/03/2011) [-]
**kempson rolls 5** FHUKEN 0 ALL THE TIME
#944 to #942 - stillhopeful (11/03/2011) [-]
Hey, Vegeta, you check his dubs?
Hey, Vegeta, you check his dubs?
#498 - parsa (11/02/2011) [-]
**parsa rolls 0**
User avatar #516 to #498 - princetrollio (11/02/2011) [-]
im your friend...
User avatar #506 to #498 - pouriahh (11/02/2011) [-]
**pouriahh rolls 3** I thought I was your beloved brother
#510 to #506 - pouriahh (11/02/2011) [-]
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User avatar #502 to #498 - alexryan (11/02/2011) [-]
**alexryan rolls 0** you have me bro
#66 - rjfarmer (11/02/2011) [-]
What are you? A giraffe?
User avatar #77 to #66 - joverisen (11/02/2011) [-]
Made me laugh! thumb for you :D
User avatar #209 to #66 - kogmawsummoned (11/02/2011) [-]
his arms are longer than his legs too
****** slenderman
#5 - kidwiththehair (11/02/2011) [-]
Pause time, then instantly die because air isn't flowing.
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User avatar #589 to #5 - mofopartyplan (11/02/2011) [-]
**mofopartyplan rolls 20**
#831 to #5 - kidwiththehair (11/02/2011) [-]
I really don't know how this got into the top 4 but, I'll accept it.
User avatar #946 to #5 - gmanonetwosixfive (11/03/2011) [-]
not only that but time might be paused for everyone and some troll just might leave time on pause for the rest of non time passing non eternity!!!
User avatar #1010 to #5 - SlipknotNine (11/03/2011) [-]
haha i thought of that today after i was watching misfits and thinking about my awesome powr
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User avatar #166 to #5 - accdodson (11/02/2011) [-]
lolnope, you will still be inhaling which would cause the air to go into your lungs.
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User avatar #206 to #107 - retardedboss (11/02/2011) [-]
Wouldn't it make more sense to slow everything down, rather than speed you up? if you just speed yourself up, then you still wouldn't bee able to process what you're doing as you do it. If everything else is slow, it just seems like you're fast.
User avatar #961 to #206 - fignewtonz (11/03/2011) [-]
but if you speed yourself up, that would include speeding up your brain and your thought processes, so it would essentially be the same as slowing everything else down.
User avatar #996 to #961 - retardedboss (11/03/2011) [-]
except for it's implications on physics.
#291 to #107 - biggilton (11/02/2011) [-]
Gif 			*******		 related.
Gif ******* related.
User avatar #78 to #5 - asmodeu (11/02/2011) [-]
The idea of time stopping is that you are the only one who can move around. That includes each of your molecules, which, with their movement will inadvertently set in motion other molecules and combining with them.
Needless to say, it's hard to choke to death when stopping time.

And who is stupid enough to wait to die ? You can just "play" time back.
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#958 to #788 - aBlindMoron (11/03/2011) [-]
You perceive sight because light is entering your eye. If time is stopped, light is not moving, and therefore not entering your eye. You'd see only blackness.
User avatar #998 to #958 - retardedboss (11/03/2011) [-]
You could move you're eye into the light particles, and see only the light that you have run into. I'm not entirely sure what that would look like, but it sounds right to me. (I'm no physicist mind you)
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User avatar #999 to #997 - aBlindMoron (11/03/2011) [-]
Your brain is constantly interpreting signals because the light is hitting your retina constantly. The "light that is in your eye" is not moving, because time is stopped. Therefore it is not hitting your retina and all you see is blackness.
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#223 - rolltherick (11/02/2011) [-]
Anyone else wanna pause time to just **** every hot girl in the room and beat the **** outa everyone you hate?
#227 to #223 - danishredneck (11/02/2011) [-]
YES
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#250 to #223 - shittybastardone (11/02/2011) [-]
What I've always wanted to do to someone that annoys me :D
What I've always wanted to do to someone that annoys me :D
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User avatar #920 to #910 - anonymousattorney (11/03/2011) [-]
or a Bellsprout
User avatar #663 to #130 - dapianoman (11/02/2011) [-]
I always* like to breathe air. Plus I'm using my friend's laptop in his house.
#144 to #130 - dexterwho (11/02/2011) [-]
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#133 to #130 - FightClub (11/02/2011) [-]
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I'M SUBSCRIBING!!

but i'm not thumbing... for classified reasons.....
#350 to #133 - nopedontcare (11/02/2011) [-]
FightClub commented on my comment?
My comment got 34 thuмbs?
#83 - saapanael (11/02/2011) [-]
This happens to me a lot :D. I start imagining something epic, like being able to do really awesome stuff and then, when I suddenly realise that the thing I just thought is impossible and can NEVER occur, I'm all like "feels bad man".
#39 - icedcarbon ONLINE (11/02/2011) [-]
-Freeze time
- **** every female in the room (teacher if applicable)
-See how they all feel awkward down there once you resume the time
-???
-Profit
User avatar #45 to #39 - ilennablond (11/02/2011) [-]
and then they get pregnant
#48 to #45 - icedcarbon ONLINE (11/02/2011) [-]
That's gonna be hard for them to explain, specially those who think they "never had sex" xD

Well at least he'll have plenty of offsprings, part of new generation of humanity comes from him, and he won't even have to take responsibility for anything xD

Hell wish that was me :D
#50 to #48 - ilennablond (11/02/2011) [-]
genius!
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#954 - Jaystray (11/03/2011) [-]
I've thought about all of that stuff. no need to rob banks, just take money locally when paying for things. could you really rape someone you see regularly without guilt? you couldn't change you grades unless your power allowed for you to choose to bring the computer and the servers into the paused time.

The thing i would do Halloween is appear behind someone publicly in a devil mask and get up. I would start off at a little get together with friends and work up to appearing behind the president then vanishing a split second later.

just some things to chew on bros
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#712 - badtaste (11/02/2011) [-]
**badtaste rolled a random image**
User avatar #711 - halfmetalalchemist (11/02/2011) [-]
I would just undress every chick in sight and then unfreeze time so everyone'd be like "WHAT THE **** ? WHY ARE WE ALL COVERED IN SEMEN?!"
#666 - fearlessdudelol (11/02/2011) [-]
AND PAUSE TIME AND **** ANY GIRL YOU WANT!
#747 to #666 - xxkillionarexx (11/02/2011) [-]
Wait, what would you do if time started again?
Wait, what would you do if time started again?
#689 to #666 - moshbear (11/02/2011) [-]
More like pause time and RAPE anyone you want
#600 - kthxbailol (11/02/2011) [-]
**kthxbailol rolled a random image** what i´d do
**kthxbailol rolled a random image** what i´d do
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