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#60 to #57 - lemonlord (11/01/2011) [-]
you just crushed Every straight guys dreams
god damn the truth
i want to be like this "lemon"
User avatar #75 to #60 - codyxvasco (11/01/2011) [-]
ORANGE IS SPY!
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#733 to #128 - leachound (11/02/2011) [-]
kind of reminds me of this
User avatar #66 to #60 - eemampeeshuleen (11/01/2011) [-]
sry bro...
User avatar #68 to #66 - lemonlord (11/01/2011) [-]
but you made me laugh
and I salute you sir
#70 to #57 - resbloodlord (11/01/2011) [-]
... we can dream :'(
#297 - mrfireheaddragonn (11/02/2011) [-]
i hate to say it but these are the kind of girls that have herpies
#300 to #297 - Penguination (11/02/2011) [-]
By the gods he is right...
#677 - dcoleman (11/02/2011) [-]
**dcoleman rolls 00** look at the pretty numbers
#703 to #677 - anon (11/02/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 219,723,057** Divided by
#603 - mrfartypants (11/02/2011) [-]
The perfect SISTER. lmao sorry had to say it
The perfect SISTER. lmao sorry had to say it
#370 - pistolwhipping (11/02/2011) [-]
**pistolwhipping rolled a random image** <--- mfw i read these
**pistolwhipping rolled a random image** <--- mfw i read these
User avatar #357 to #354 - squirrellyrath (11/02/2011) [-]
we are real you just dont know where to look for us
#359 to #357 - sleeiii (11/02/2011) [-]
LIES! I've searched hi and low and every time I actually find one they always pick the douche bags who treats them like **** .
User avatar #360 to #359 - squirrellyrath (11/02/2011) [-]
not me. i are forever alone. i dont deal with douchbags. cause like you said they dont treat a girl right
#361 to #360 - deathxpulse (11/02/2011) [-]
also no fat chicks
#363 to #361 - squirrellyrath (11/02/2011) [-]
not fat, big boobs though. and thats beer btw
#368 to #363 - beblackat (11/02/2011) [-]
freaking nice tags
freaking nice tags
User avatar #748 to #368 - squirrellyrath (11/02/2011) [-]
thanks.. :)
User avatar #371 to #359 - RoyalNightmare (11/02/2011) [-]
Well, sadly, most of the dicks, jerks, assholes and douches are the only ones who'll actually ask us out. I know it's outdated and archaic to wait for the guy to ask first, but that's how a lot of girls are. If a nice guy made a move, I promise you his chances are a hell of a lot higher than the Jersey Cocksucker.
#380 to #371 - sleeiii (11/02/2011) [-]
while that my be true I'm one of the few nice guys who actually does ask, I just do it in a respectful way. The typical responses range from "i already have a boyfriend" "your not my type" "i like you as a friend" That's why I sometimes consider becoming a complete douche around women because I don't plan on staying in a relationship with my hand forever
#414 to #380 - Vaginalbloodshart (11/02/2011) [-]
Girls aren't attracted to douche bags, it's confidence that rustles their jimmies; everyone likes a challenge bro. so when the asshole comes along, acting like he doesn't need her but still asks her out, she gets wetter than a scuba diver. when you like a girl, before you get put in the friend zone, make your intentions known in a subtle way but don't be all over her like she's your first girlfriend. It makes guys come off as needy, clingy and desperate. you have to make them feel like they need you. not the other way around
User avatar #386 to #380 - RoyalNightmare (11/02/2011) [-]
I'm sorry man. If that's the case, then I genuinely wish you luck in finding a girl. Maybe the ones you're seeking are shallow? If so, **** 'em.

Or have you been friends with them for a while? Because really, if you don't make your intentions clear within a certain period of knowing a girl, you may (sadly) get friend-zoned. (Which happens to us girls, to)
#392 to #386 - sleeiii (11/02/2011) [-]
yep, I couldn't have said it better my self. the only hope for me left is just to wait for that one in a million chance where the sparks fly, until then the image should explain the rest.
#381 to #380 - sleeiii (11/02/2011) [-]
*may*
#377 to #371 - anon (11/02/2011) [-]
Your a fatty , we dont like fattys.
User avatar #387 to #377 - RoyalNightmare (11/02/2011) [-]
Dude, what the **** is your issue? I'm by no means fat, but even if I was, who ******* cares? If someone's overweight, that doesn't mean they aren't entitled to a fulfilling relationship. I hope someone stabs you in the goddamn neck with a pencil.
#36 - bigralf (11/01/2011) [-]
on that last one nothings more distracting then getting head from your gf while questing. only enough blood to run one head properly
on that last one nothings more distracting then getting head from your gf while questing. only enough blood to run one head properly
#51 to #36 - brrigg (11/01/2011) [-]
yeah, and playing with one hand is a bitch too.
#576 - anon (11/02/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** GIVING HEAD UNTIL A SAVE POINT?!? SEEMS LEGIT.
#188 - fickdich (11/02/2011) [-]
Why must you taunt me with mythical creatures I know don't exist!
#228 - ibinluv (11/02/2011) [-]
just sounds like a nice slut
#548 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/02/2011) [-]
I sense a lot of complaining relating to friend zones and girls dating douche bags.
#552 to #548 - jordanish (11/02/2011) [-]
I have a bad feeling about this master
#555 to #552 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/02/2011) [-]
Don't worry, the force will guide us.
#557 to #555 - jordanish (11/02/2011) [-]
But then again...
#566 to #561 - jordanish (11/02/2011) [-]
So much for the force guiding us to those promised women
#571 to #567 - jordanish (11/02/2011) [-]
There is hope again!
#573 to #571 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/02/2011) [-]
Obiwan, you must train these forever alone guys to give them confidence, they will... bring balance...
#586 to #573 - jordanish (11/02/2011) [-]
...This is what I have to work with?
#597 to #586 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/02/2011) [-]
remember F.A.G. you loved this woman since you first met her, now show some courage and ask her out!
User avatar #600 to #597 - jordanish (11/02/2011) [-]
Not sure if you're talking to me or anakin...
User avatar #650 to #600 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/02/2011) [-]
F.A.G. = forever alone guy.
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#430 - strokemypapaya (11/02/2011) [-]
**strokemypapaya rolled a random image** mfw
#351 - AlphaWolfOmega (11/02/2011) [-]
if only she were real.....
#305 - disfiguredhamster (11/02/2011) [-]
this girl doesn't exist, every girl is bitchy in some sorta way if you're close to them.
this girl doesn't exist, every girl is bitchy in some sorta way if you're close to them.
User avatar #396 to #278 - cnlsanders (11/02/2011) [-]
was not expecting that many thumbs from a meme i made in paint lol
#185 - KisukeUrahara (11/02/2011) [-]
And that's when I lose Nno Fap November.
And that's when I lose Nno Fap November.
#194 to #185 - MTVOTER (11/02/2011) [-]
and thats why I use head and shoulders.
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#18 - thecatatnight (11/01/2011) [-]
:3 i would do all of those for my man....i just have to find someone tho
User avatar #199 to #18 - Krystoking (11/02/2011) [-]
It shouldn't be that hard them
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#384 to #18 - emeraldslam ONLINE (11/02/2011) [-]
I'm okay with anyone. As long as they live in my area

Pic unrelated
#42 to #18 - aninymous (11/01/2011) [-]
i know that feel. Most guys are douches. but i like people that are like on this site
#55 to #18 - bitchimflawless (11/01/2011) [-]
same but the one guy who was PERFECT moved to France D:
same but the one guy who was PERFECT moved to France D:
User avatar #746 to #18 - jdizzleapplepie (11/02/2011) [-]
lol just thumbed your comment because i'm a guy and you're a girl and this is a comic about sex. internet anonymity rules!
#23 to #18 - eroseroticapram (11/01/2011) [-]
*agreed* :'(
User avatar #33 to #18 - Angelecticea (11/01/2011) [-]
I agree. However people don't look at the socially awkward chick :/
User avatar #64 to #33 - uppitywhitey (11/01/2011) [-]
socially awkward chicks usually have better personalities. and they usually don't try to hurt your feelings because they know what it is like.
User avatar #78 to #64 - Angelecticea (11/01/2011) [-]
This is the truth, however, attractive, socially acceptable males rarely look at a slightly awkward female for fear of judgment by peers.
#180 to #78 - anon (11/02/2011) [-]
The same goes for socially awkward guys and attractive socially acceptable females.
User avatar #182 to #180 - Angelecticea (11/02/2011) [-]
You know, I can see why... for both cases really... sometimes lines are crossed... theres a difference between awkward and embarrassing.
#59 to #18 - ehhh (11/01/2011) [-]
Im interested ;]
User avatar #63 to #59 - uppitywhitey (11/01/2011) [-]
no, you're ehhh
#25 to #18 - TurkDragon (11/01/2011) [-]
i love you... :3
#41 to #18 - nimberoxfeii (11/01/2011) [-]
Chances are your not looking hard enough.  
  
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Chances are your not looking hard enough.

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#21 to #18 - monkee (11/01/2011) [-]
Same...can't meet a guy who isn't a douchebag. Seems all the guys who share the same interests are on the internet.
Same...can't meet a guy who isn't a douchebag. Seems all the guys who share the same interests are on the internet.
#22 to #21 - rmcwilli (11/01/2011) [-]
That is because that is where all the girls with the same interests are.
#537 to #21 - parcorninja (11/02/2011) [-]
Ever hear about the friend-zone?


Might wanna check in there
User avatar #705 to #537 - monkee (11/02/2011) [-]
I do. Regularly. Check my comment below.
#279 to #21 - sinep (11/02/2011) [-]
and whoever you find is no where near where you're from
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#54 to #21 - laxbeast (11/01/2011) [-]
im speaking from experience here because i know that nobody on here knows who i am, im a lacrosse player, a snowboarder, i work out to better my self, i am getting close to a six pack and other than that im prettymuch rock hard everywhere else. despite all of this i dont let it get to my head, i was still scared ******** that she would say no... until i met the girl who was my girlfriend, my ex, then my girlfreind again, and then ex again, and now i dont know where we stand, this expereience has washed me of all that i thought i knew, all i know now is that i want to be with here whenever i can and that i love her. it doesnt matter that she cheated on me three times, it doesnt matter that her anxiety pills mute her ability to love me back, i love her. ive bent over backwards to try to make it work. and no matter how much my freinds tell me im to good for her, or shes not worth all the **** shes putting me through i love her with all my heart, and i just want to throw up now that the thought is settiling in that she will leave my life for good and everyone else im with will never compare. to her. before i worked up the courage to ask her out, i was stuck in the friend zone. traped attempt after feeble attempt to break free i was trapped, until one day when we were at an amusement park and a friend of mine asked, "what are you guys a couple?" and when i said "dispite how much i would like to be, no" thats when i escaped. if you cant find a guy look at your friends, chances are youve put someone that could be someone special in the friendzone
User avatar #653 to #54 - blakeyfaz (11/02/2011) [-]
******** , every guy can get out of the friendzone, it's just something guy's think of as an excuse when they give up trying to get a girl
#755 to #653 - laxbeast (11/03/2011) [-]
i dont know what you read, but i did, i did get out of the freindzone, it just felt like i was climbing up a mountain
User avatar #756 to #755 - blakeyfaz (11/03/2011) [-]
ah shieettt i might have replied to the wrong one. but yeah, probably more effort than climbing up a mountain
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User avatar #56 to #54 - monkee (11/01/2011) [-]
I know it's hard to believe, but I don't friendzone. Because of past experiences I have to be friends with the guy before I even find them attractive. I get friendzoned by them, whilst guys only wanting laid approach me all the time. It happens to both sexes sadly.
#67 to #56 - laxbeast (11/01/2011) [-]
trust me, she was just as shocked that i liked her as i was that she did/does me. its unintentional most of the time, all im saying is the "nice guys," were afraid of getting turned down and loosing the person altogether, so attempts to profess feelings often get misconstrued. i know for a fact that if my girlfriend/exgirlfriend had told me that she had feelings for me or that she might want to see if she did a year ago, i wouldnt have spent this time in the friend zone.
#91 to #67 - monkee (11/01/2011) [-]
Well I wish they would, as whenever I tell them I get rejected. Anyway, enough of self-pity. Have some Monty Python.
#99 to #91 - laxbeast (11/02/2011) [-]
"the only thing a person can change is their own actions" and my own quote "even when you think you dont have anything else that you can do, you always have one card up your sleeve, go for broke and admit the truth." dont give up hope, whoever you are, whatever you have done, if your hurt if your perfectly fine, if your beautiful or ugly, as a fellow human and a nice guy with a hole in his heart, i hope you find someone who can love you unconditionaly
User avatar #38 to #21 - skittlemcmuffin (11/01/2011) [-]
Most guys are douchebags..but they'll grow out of it. I'm only 14, but I love most of the things on this website..so does my girlfriend. No she's neither ugly nor fat, same with me. Last night she dressed up as Superman (; It was cute
User avatar #39 to #38 - monkee (11/01/2011) [-]
I'm 19, and nothing so far lol. Hope youse two have fun though.
User avatar #40 to #39 - skittlemcmuffin (11/01/2011) [-]
Thank you. We do have fun(: I hope you find your special guy, everyone deserves a happy ending :D!
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#511 - oscarthegrouch (11/02/2011) [-]
**oscarthegrouch rolled a random image** my girlfriend
#608 - harbingerrr (11/02/2011) [-]
**harbingerrr rolled a random image** This is my woman of my dreams.
#260 - steelpanther (11/02/2011) [-]
I CANT STOP IT.
I CANT STOP IT.
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