A moment with my father. . .. . My sister and I shall shew these ruffians what fer! Tally hel Playing BFA when my sister Logs Derpette ls inline wall steek me i
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A moment with my father. . .

My sister and I
shall shew these ruffians what
fer! Tally hel
Playing BFA when my sister Logs
Derpette ls inline*
wall steek me in
a dress and eall
me sally! Hey
there moral I
weild laye
help yen en
whatever the hel
it is yen were
talking aient.
Hey sis! I am glad yen are
en, I need help with this
Thats Lt. Colonel
Dad yen,
Wall sen, yen
play didee
games. I play
T? with vaginas
Cm; and tits. Yehr
mather is
gene thas my
densely" ls
unavailable.
Ent, yen den' t play videa
games. What the hell is geing
Uhh, alright. Well this is
battlefield 3. It' s an FPS and
is pretty fast paer, hnd I' ll
eeyep yen as best as I ean.
Se new with
this free time I
get see what
the hype ls
with this Eben
thing and I get
spend time
with my sen. A
twofer indeed.
Righte then! This
sare dees leek
pretty nice.
Cemo in sen, ever.
Kills Deaths
Troll Dad: 28 1
Me: I 15
Orders jast emme dawn frem
HQ. Yen are resign dne
yehr peer .
Turn in yehr
deg tags and
yehr balls
resented
logistics... I
have
reciepe the
medal haner
and faek yehr
mather.
Heedless
...
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#11 - thehighwayman (11/01/2011) [-]
This must have a use somewhere. I just know it.
User avatar #5 - edvf (11/01/2011) [-]
my granpa woulda owned him... he killed 45 people...
User avatar #274 to #5 - marinepenguin (11/02/2011) [-]
**** ... the most for me is 32. And that was just from dumb luck.
#246 to #5 - raheemshibaz (11/02/2011) [-]
to bad i killed fiddy men...
User avatar #6 to #5 - edvf (11/01/2011) [-]
in Germany
User avatar #10 to #6 - newbiedoobiedoo (11/01/2011) [-]
my grandpa killed 6 million. In Germany.
User avatar #13 to #10 - kermheat (11/01/2011) [-]
Winning
+6
#30 to #10 - threedoggninja **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#68 to #10 - anon (11/02/2011) [-]
my grandpa died in that war...he fell out of a watchtower when he leant over to shoot down a jew.
User avatar #575 to #68 - icanspellelephant (11/02/2011) [-]
That's funny, my grandpa died from someone falling on him while he was on patrol.
#92 - accdodson (11/02/2011) [-]
what we think girl gamers were like
User avatar #99 to #92 - accdodson (11/02/2011) [-]
*are like
#93 to #92 - accdodson (11/02/2011) [-]
what they are
User avatar #100 to #93 - TheTypoPoopcicle (11/02/2011) [-]
Even her tits makes Megatron look like he wants a ******* donut.
#98 to #93 - kakakiryo (11/02/2011) [-]
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#42 - capeman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#269 - fignewtonz (11/02/2011) [-]
MFW my dad talks about 			*******		 my mom
MFW my dad talks about ******* my mom
#384 - guitarjunk (11/02/2011) [-]
**guitarjunk rolled a random image** you sir, are excellent at stealing pics and thumbs, from reddit
#144 - Hellsknightv (11/02/2011) [-]
does anyone realize this will be us with our kids in the future, just battlefield 30 instead
#235 - ForReal (11/02/2011) [-]
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#225 - anon (11/02/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** < my dad trying to play xbox
**anonymous rolled a random image** < my dad trying to play xbox
User avatar #63 - davisdamen (11/02/2011) [-]
"Well stick me in a dress and call me Sally."
anyone else read that in the voice of Sarge (from Red vs. Blue)?
haha i'm gonna start using that one
#65 to #63 - OuterworldKing (11/02/2011) [-]
**OuterworldKing rolled a random image** Grif..go sacrifice yourself..for victory!!
#121 to #63 - magnumraptorjesus (11/02/2011) [-]
I still prefer "tickle my anus and call me Samantha".
+1
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#275 - waffleofdoom (11/02/2011) [-]
**waffleofdoom rolled a random image** my face when my dad beats me in BF3
#263 - localafrican (11/02/2011) [-]
Good god this time when the guy says i ****** your mom, its actually true
#330 - yettinarch (11/02/2011) [-]
Gonna be all of us gamers in 20 years....
When our kids think us "old guys" can't play games.
Well god damit they forget that we grew up with Halo, Cod, Battlefield, and many other games.

Bring it on future kids..... Bring it on....
User avatar #334 to #330 - lolollo (11/02/2011) [-]
Except that the games of the future will be judged on things we've never had experience with, like advanced motion sensing, telepathic character control, or talking normal in front of women.
#344 to #334 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (11/02/2011) [-]
That last one, oh God.
#354 to #344 - anon (11/02/2011) [-]
You have a computer. 30% of people who use the internet regularly beyond Yahoo and FB are girls. DO IT DAMMIT.
User avatar #366 to #334 - tombombadil (11/02/2011) [-]
I'll still be playing elder scrolls 8 when my kids are playing Super FPS: Realistic Rain Edition 3.0 Motion Tracker for the PSWii60. I'll go all kinds of Dragon Born on their **** .
+10
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#172 - bestsonicfanever (11/02/2011) [-]
**bestsonicfanever rolled a random image** i wish that were my dad
**bestsonicfanever rolled a random image** i wish that were my dad
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