10 Things That Piss Me Off. They really do get annoying.... Hey guys, I really had no clue what to put up, so I' m just gonna run through the top IO things that top things that annoy me funny

10 Things That Piss Me Off

10 Things That Piss Me Off. They really do get annoying.... Hey guys, I really had no clue what to put up, so I' m just gonna run through the top IO things that

They really do get annoying...

Hey guys, I really had
no clue what to put
up, so I' m just gonna
run through the top
IO things that piss
me off to the ultimate
max. Enjoy :)
IO. When people ask you whats wrong when
your upset and they keep bugging you untill
you tell them. Leave me the **** alone
g. When someone draws a picture and they
say ' sucks' just to make you say 'Noo, it' s
really goodl'
8. When someone tickles me and they don' t
stop, yes it funny for the first 3 seconds, but
keep going and ima ******* punch you.
I When Peic) ple Like DIS And dey
Tink IE . No it' s not gangster you
******* moron, it makes you look like an
uneducated ******* .
When fat people order a big mac meal with
a diet coke. Yeah, going for a diet coke aint
gonna make you drop IO pounds fatass.
5. Teens who go to parties, drink half a bottle
of 3% alcohol and act like pans hilting. Then
the next day put the pictures ofthem drinking
the alcohol on facebook, So hard.
l When your looking for something and
someone says 'Where did you last put it? If
I knew that, don' t you think i' d be looking
there you ******* retard.
3. Chain letters. Send this to IO people and
you will get kissed by the one you love this
friday? This just shows how desperate you
are to get kissed. Stupid ************ .
2. When you' re having the most peaceful
sleep and then BADM, someone hits the
light switch and they don' t even turn it off.
Take it off or I swear ima go Bruce Lee on
your stupid ass.
1. And here it is my friends, the number one
The Fugly, Sparkly, Square headed
faggot that every girl seems to go ape ****
for. No, he is not a real vampire. No he is
not sexy. And no he isn' t a gentle, kind,
flawless, romantic, dream boy. its called
makeout and a script bitches.
Thanks for reading guys, hope you liked it I
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User avatar #29 - Acrylic (03/20/2010) [-]
You know what I hate? Girls who are bitches just for the sake of being bitches. Now Ill be honest, I look emo. So i was walking through wal mart and this black chick comes up to me, not really saying anything, she was kind of acting like she was looking for the same things I was (fig newtons ***** ). Then out of no where her 2 friends come up and they just look me up and down and start asking ******** questions like 'Are you a girl? Can your nuts breathe in those jeans? Who the hell is 'ICP'?'...
User avatar #389 to #29 - Absolut (03/21/2010) [-]
Looking emo is the best way to acquire the... wait for it...

#272 to #29 - TheBalance (03/20/2010) [-]
not all people who like jayZ and lil wayne r dickheads :(

preparing for downs :'(
User avatar #450 to #272 - TheFreshPrince (03/21/2010) [-]
You know what I hate? ^

People like that.
User avatar #455 to #29 - Deadlock (03/21/2010) [-]
User avatar #30 to #29 - Acrylic (03/20/2010) [-]
So I straight up look them in the eye and say 'You know what, what the **** is wrong with you? Is it your soul mission to purposely pick on people just because they are a little different? Yes Im a guy, yes my nuts can breathe, and ICP is the best band ever bitch. Way better than your JayZ and Lil Wayne bull **** . So here's 12 dollars, go buy a bucket of chicken from the deli, go steal a watermelon, and have a nive ******* day'. And I flip my hair, and leave.
#385 to #30 - nofunzone (03/21/2010) [-]
Air five over the internet!

....Did you do it?
User avatar #51 to #30 - Marker ONLINE (03/20/2010) [-]
dude.... thats awesome
#449 to #30 - themanster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64 to #30 - freshblob (03/20/2010) [-]
It shall be my personal duty to ensure that this gets to top comments
User avatar #421 to #30 - TheSecondCumming (03/21/2010) [-]
Thank you for making my day that much better
User avatar #445 to #30 - RACECAR (03/21/2010) [-]
i hope you really said that
User avatar #33 to #30 - Arsonist (03/20/2010) [-]
I just stare at them with my "Say one more word and I will shove a rose bush up your ass" face.
Tends to shut people up.
User avatar #444 to #33 - IloveWAFFLES (03/21/2010) [-]
That happened to me except it was spanish kid when I was about 14 and I was a nerd he thought he was cool he pissed me off and I said " at least I won't be working at mcdonald's at the age of 36
User avatar #1 - EpicWin (03/20/2010) [-]
I feel like we would be good friends if I knew you in real life....
#2 to #1 - brickwall (03/20/2010) [-]
I second that.
#3 to #2 - arranx **User deleted account** (03/20/2010) [-]
I third that
#4 to #3 - brickwall (03/20/2010) [-]
#5 to #4 - arranx **User deleted account** (03/20/2010) [-]
High Five!!!
#6 to #5 - brickwall (03/20/2010) [-]
User avatar #13 to #6 - EpicWin (03/20/2010) [-]
Let's all be friends!
User avatar #27 to #13 - XxepicwinxX (03/20/2010) [-]
User avatar #167 to #27 - EpicWin (03/20/2010) [-]
Name stealer O.o
User avatar #213 to #167 - XxepicwinxX (03/20/2010) [-]
haha lol yeeah
User avatar #193 - Disastrous (03/20/2010) [-]
actually robert pattinson hates twilight too but he said they offered him alot of money to play the role...hes still a faggot though
User avatar #113 - pinesol (03/20/2010) [-]
last i checked, unedjucated ******* was the fefinition of gangster
User avatar #114 to #113 - pinesol (03/20/2010) [-]
i fail so bad =[
User avatar #116 to #113 - Awakive [OP](03/20/2010) [-]
lol fefinition
User avatar #119 to #116 - pinesol (03/20/2010) [-]
*hides face in shame*
#201 - anon (03/20/2010) [-]
To number 6, i have diabetes, and the coke with mah food equals too much shot to handle. And if you call me a ******* pussy, **** you, try giving 4 shots a day to yourself, thats over 1000 shots a year.
User avatar #203 to #201 - Awakive [OP](03/20/2010) [-]
If your diabetic, you shouldn't be eating McDonalds anyways.
User avatar #191 - SgtObvious (03/20/2010) [-]
This not only demonstrates common annoyances, but it also bashes Twilight, which many people n this site dislike! HA!
User avatar #340 - Scrackkn (03/20/2010) [-]
Also hate when your at the movies, and your friend goes. OMG DID YOU SEE THAT?! no dumbass i paid $10 to stare at the fricken floor
#355 to #340 - anon (03/20/2010) [-]
LMAO! I love you now.
User avatar #384 to #355 - Monopolus (03/21/2010) [-]
OMG LOL Scrackkn that was ******* hilarious.
User avatar #363 to #340 - fiveneight (03/20/2010) [-]
User avatar #360 to #340 - EvilSquiggly (03/20/2010) [-]
Your avi amuses me.
#414 - anon (03/21/2010) [-]
"No it's not gangster you ******* moron, it makes you look like an uneducated ******* ."
So it IS gangster.
User avatar #145 - Viacom (03/20/2010) [-]
God forbid anyone ask you what's making you upset with the intent of trying to make you feel better. How DARE they.

And on #5: I think the real hitter's the fact that the consumption of alcohol never made anyone look cool anywhere. Ever.
It is beyond me where people got this idea, no matter how little or how much you've drunken. On the contrary, there's few times in your life that you'll look more like **** or act more like a moron.

BTW, what an original #1. Sure never heard that one before!
#151 to #145 - MCPopeVII (03/20/2010) [-]
Hell.......stupidity is popular why do you think GaNgStAs are so in fashion.

PeAcE OuT MoFo LoL...I sicken my self!
User avatar #25 - kaykayv (03/20/2010) [-]
well im a girl and i think that everyone involved in twilight or that likes twilight should burn in hell
User avatar #466 to #25 - Marker ONLINE (03/27/2010) [-]
You ARE one of the rare ones....
User avatar #28 to #25 - freshblob (03/20/2010) [-]
marry me
User avatar #63 to #28 - brinethechocobo (03/20/2010) [-]
SHES MINE *shoots shotgun*
User avatar #66 to #63 - freshblob (03/20/2010) [-]
*dodges with epic dance*
User avatar #73 to #66 - brinethechocobo (03/20/2010) [-]
User avatar #75 to #73 - freshblob (03/20/2010) [-]
User avatar #440 to #75 - chicagobulls (03/21/2010) [-]
look you in the face with my cool chicken eyes
User avatar #443 to #440 - Bramtonian (03/21/2010) [-]
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User avatar #416 - clochach (03/21/2010) [-]
# 7 exactly gangster=uneducated *******
#400 - anon (03/21/2010) [-]
you know what i hate rants on FJ but this one is cool
#329 - Unlucky (03/20/2010) [-]
You forgot when people ask you bitch annoying questions, for example;
Instructor Lady- Cmon guys its not that hard, you know how to clap right?
Me- No ******* **** lady i've been doing this **** since i was a baby.

-Later on that day-
Instructor Lady- Okay so do you guys remember the routine or do I have to show it again?
Me- We've been doing this **** all day, of course we ******* remember.
Instructor Lady- Okay now lets do it.

*Routine for Sweet 16*
*D.J ****** ***** up*
User avatar #204 - DoctorMusic (03/20/2010) [-]
Number one on my list? People who write cliches but pretend it's original.
User avatar #202 - pufan (03/20/2010) [-]
#197 - anon (03/20/2010) [-]
im not gonna leave you alone until you tell me whats wrong so im gonna draw you a picture, but it sucks then im gonna find you and im gonna tickle you for 10 seconds,MmKAy, wE cOulD Go OuT ANd RiGht lIKe ThiS ON OthEr PeoPlES HoUsE'S LikE GAnsGtERs, And we could go to mcdonalds and i will order my usual, Big Mac meal with a diet coke (me fat btw), mmkay, i cant drink 1/2 a bottle of 3% alcohol and im a teen but i get drunk after that sooo, yeeeah,
#199 to #197 - anon (03/20/2010) [-]
(cont.) oh and i have this awesome chain letter that you can forward to 10 freinds so you can kissed by your love ^_^ and you can stay at my house but i have this thing where i like to turn the light switch on after being in the dark for 40 minutes (without sleeping) and im not gonna turn it off, while me and you do that we can watch twilight :) i love his square head and hes a real vampire >_o P.S. hope this makes you feel better :)
User avatar #462 - LordofBobz (03/21/2010) [-]
i thought gangster WAS uneducated ******** ... havent seen someone call themselves a gangster without being one...
#433 - anon (03/21/2010) [-]
it pisses me off that I can't go one day on funny junk without seeing this fags picture.
User avatar #428 - Blitzz (03/21/2010) [-]
Holy **** , how are u reading my mind??
#408 - Carden (03/21/2010) [-]
I think you forgot justin beiber. I ******* HATE HER!!!
User avatar #461 to #408 - LadyAnon (03/21/2010) [-]
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