10 Things That Piss Me Off. They really do get annoying.... Hey guys, I really had no clue what to put up, so I' m just gonna run through the top IO things that
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10 Things That Piss Me Off

They really do get annoying...

Hey guys, I really had
no clue what to put
up, so I' m just gonna
run through the top
IO things that piss
me off to the ultimate
max. Enjoy :)
IO. When people ask you whats wrong when
your upset and they keep bugging you untill
you tell them. Leave me the **** alone
douchebag.
g. When someone draws a picture and they
say ' sucks' just to make you say 'Noo, it' s
really goodl'
8. When someone tickles me and they don' t
stop, yes it funny for the first 3 seconds, but
keep going and ima ******* punch you.
I When Peic) ple Like DIS And dey
Tink IE . No it' s not gangster you
******* moron, it makes you look like an
uneducated ******* .
When fat people order a big mac meal with
a diet coke. Yeah, going for a diet coke aint
gonna make you drop IO pounds fatass.
5. Teens who go to parties, drink half a bottle
of 3% alcohol and act like pans hilting. Then
the next day put the pictures ofthem drinking
the alcohol on facebook, So hard.
l When your looking for something and
someone says 'Where did you last put it? If
I knew that, don' t you think i' d be looking
there you ******* retard.
3. Chain letters. Send this to IO people and
you will get kissed by the one you love this
friday? This just shows how desperate you
are to get kissed. Stupid ************ .
2. When you' re having the most peaceful
sleep and then BADM, someone hits the
light switch and they don' t even turn it off.
Take it off or I swear ima go Bruce Lee on
your stupid ass.
1. And here it is my friends, the number one
The Fugly, Sparkly, Square headed
faggot that every girl seems to go ape ****
for. No, he is not a real vampire. No he is
not sexy. And no he isn' t a gentle, kind,
flawless, romantic, dream boy. its called
makeout and a script bitches.
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User avatar #29 - Acrylic (03/20/2010) [+] (13 replies)
You know what I hate? Girls who are bitches just for the sake of being bitches. Now Ill be honest, I look emo. So i was walking through wal mart and this black chick comes up to me, not really saying anything, she was kind of acting like she was looking for the same things I was (fig newtons ***** ). Then out of no where her 2 friends come up and they just look me up and down and start asking ******** questions like 'Are you a girl? Can your nuts breathe in those jeans? Who the hell is 'ICP'?'...
User avatar #1 - EpicWin (03/20/2010) [+] (9 replies)
I feel like we would be good friends if I knew you in real life....
User avatar #340 - Scrackkn (03/20/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Also hate when your at the movies, and your friend goes. OMG DID YOU SEE THAT?! no dumbass i paid $10 to stare at the fricken floor
User avatar #193 - Disastrous (03/20/2010) [-]
actually robert pattinson hates twilight too but he said they offered him alot of money to play the role...hes still a faggot though
User avatar #25 - kaykayv (03/20/2010) [+] (10 replies)
well im a girl and i think that everyone involved in twilight or that likes twilight should burn in hell
User avatar #113 - pinesol (03/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
last i checked, unedjucated ******* was the fefinition of gangster
#201 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
To number 6, i have diabetes, and the coke with mah food equals too much shot to handle. And if you call me a ******* pussy, **** you, try giving 4 shots a day to yourself, thats over 1000 shots a year.
#197 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
im not gonna leave you alone until you tell me whats wrong so im gonna draw you a picture, but it sucks then im gonna find you and im gonna tickle you for 10 seconds,MmKAy, wE cOulD Go OuT ANd RiGht lIKe ThiS ON OthEr PeoPlES HoUsE'S LikE GAnsGtERs, And we could go to mcdonalds and i will order my usual, Big Mac meal with a diet coke (me fat btw), mmkay, i cant drink 1/2 a bottle of 3% alcohol and im a teen but i get drunk after that sooo, yeeeah,
User avatar #191 - SgtObvious (03/20/2010) [-]
This not only demonstrates common annoyances, but it also bashes Twilight, which many people n this site dislike! HA!
#414 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/21/2010) [-]
"No it's not gangster you ******* moron, it makes you look like an uneducated ******* ."
So it IS gangster.
User avatar #404 - JKAMonday (03/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I hate when my gf talks about him, its like "omg edward" and im like "bitch shut the **** up im right here"
User avatar #417 to #404 - Grimmis (03/21/2010) [-]
thats when you backhand the bitch, tell her to make you a ****** sammich, and i forgot the other thing
User avatar #145 - Viacom (03/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
God forbid anyone ask you what's making you upset with the intent of trying to make you feel better. How DARE they.

And on #5: I think the real hitter's the fact that the consumption of alcohol never made anyone look cool anywhere. Ever.
It is beyond me where people got this idea, no matter how little or how much you've drunken. On the contrary, there's few times in your life that you'll look more like **** or act more like a moron.


BTW, what an original #1. Sure never heard that one before!
User avatar #416 - clochach (03/21/2010) [-]
# 7 exactly gangster=uneducated *******
#400 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/21/2010) [-]
you know what i hate rants on FJ but this one is cool
#329 - Unlucky (03/20/2010) [-]
You forgot when people ask you bitch annoying questions, for example;
-Today-
Instructor Lady- Cmon guys its not that hard, you know how to clap right?
Me- No ******* **** lady i've been doing this **** since i was a baby.

-Later on that day-
Instructor Lady- Okay so do you guys remember the routine or do I have to show it again?
Me- We've been doing this **** all day, of course we ******* remember.
Instructor Lady- Okay now lets do it.

*Routine for Sweet 16*
*D.J ****** ***** up*
Sweet 16 Girl-FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-HHHHHRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNGGGGG
User avatar #204 - DoctorMusic (03/20/2010) [-]
Number one on my list? People who write cliches but pretend it's original.
User avatar #202 - pufan (03/20/2010) [-]
i
love
you!
#187 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Number one things that piss me off: Ranters, ranters who are so inconsiderate that they dont even think to make there rant funny, who get so many thumbs and make it to the front page, making it harder for me (MarvelZombie) and others who try to post actually genuinely funny stuff, to get thumbs. Number two? People who make you go quest for the lols, people who say go to youtube/********, and ************* and then lol. that isnt funny thats a job, and I dont work and lol at the same time.
User avatar #194 to #187 - squashman (03/20/2010) [-]
um...you're a hypocrite.
User avatar #91 - lazorgator (03/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
But gangstas are black
and thus
uneducated ******** :)
#102 to #91 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/20/2010) [-]
Al Capone, an educated white man. He is the king of gangsters
User avatar #21 - mistahmiyagi (03/20/2010) [-]
Reminded me of Peter's "You know what really grinds my gears?"
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