HOW TO KICK DOOR DOWN. . How Break Down Cl Door Kick nutnut lack, teii] :3; lack Mali ii" sibiria: j, thi] Drive heel of standing Fuel into ground "? aba EHW. What really happens
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#80 - idelki (10/31/2011) [-]
'BOOM'

No more door.
#39 - StudmanSnow (10/31/2011) [-]
1. Be kool aid man.
2. break through door/wall
3. oh yeeeaaah
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User avatar #55 to #41 - misterbonzo (10/31/2011) [-]
Step 4 is Everyone drinks your delicious, sweet blood.
#7 - whiiterussian (10/30/2011) [-]
What really happens
What really happens
#14 to #7 - anon (10/31/2011) [-]
thats why they make those doors out of balsa wood
#235 to #14 - Greengreda (10/31/2011) [-]
GARY LOVED BALSA WOOD.
GARY LOVED BALSA WOOD.
User avatar #8 to #7 - whiiterussian (10/30/2011) [-]
And THEN you have to go ******* fix it
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User avatar #127 to #9 - themorg (10/31/2011) [-]
Hey! I really love that GIF and i wonder if you have the source to it? It seems like it's from a tv show or wrestling.
User avatar #148 to #127 - Tusura (10/31/2011) [-]
Source is Quinton Rampage Jackson from UFC. The show is The Ultimate Fighter. The show plays on Spike TV.
#73 - Luffy91 (10/31/2011) [-]
**Luffy91 rolled a random image** what I use to break doors
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#123 to #73 - Pizda (10/31/2011) [-]
With your dick?
#187 - warriormonk (10/31/2011) [-]
Thanks for the instruction!  now she cant get away from me by just locking the door...
Thanks for the instruction! now she cant get away from me by just locking the door...
User avatar #15 - spicyballsack (10/31/2011) [-]
this actually worked. my mom wasn't too happy tho.
#246 - wtfmoo (10/31/2011) [-]
reality
reality
User avatar #282 to #246 - naziwalrusbastard (10/31/2011) [-]
Transporter rules. :)
User avatar #250 to #246 - itsjmanhere (10/31/2011) [-]
he did a jump kick
#220 - LoadedDeagle (10/31/2011) [-]
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah?
#223 to #220 - iamverymighty (10/31/2011) [-]
**iamverymighty rolled a random image** made me laugh so hard
#94 - justpureme (10/31/2011) [-]
**justpureme rolled a random image** how I kick a door down..
#4 - kirokan (10/30/2011) [-]
harder than it looks
User avatar #209 to #4 - ThankYouComeAgain (10/31/2011) [-]

Best movie reference ever.

thumb for you.

#12 to #4 - rykenn (10/30/2011) [-]
Shadow in the way? I know that feel bro...
#217 - bleedinggiraffe (10/31/2011) [-]
**bleedinggiraffe rolled a random image** This is how i kick.
#204 - freshoc (10/31/2011) [-]
**freshoc rolled a random image** What I use to break down doors.
**freshoc rolled a random image** What I use to break down doors.
#208 to #205 - freshoc (10/31/2011) [-]
It's been a long day...
#170 - fuckyouimspiderman (10/31/2011) [-]
Twofoot FTW!
Twofoot FTW!
User avatar #171 to #170 - pezmetal (10/31/2011) [-]
Have you ever had that done to you? Get some serious whiplash...
#215 - failtolawl (10/31/2011) [-]
works for this guy
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#152 - auditore (10/31/2011) [-]
Doing it right?
#5 - ochere (10/30/2011) [-]
I once kicked down my bedroom door because the lock got busted somehow, and it couldn't open, so i just went ******* on it's ass like BAM a kick on the wood how do you like that door? So the door started to beg me for mercy, but no im a ************* baller, so i kicked it again and again and again until the door **** herself (all doors are female, and they're named Zim, while the couches are named Zem, if you don't believe me read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy it's legit). " Please, Please, ill give you a knobjob (like a handjob, but she's a door and duh, the knob.) . I said " **** yea, bend over, let's get it on forget the knobjob ill take your hinges off bitch. I whipped out my piece and started going to town on that ho, while she was screaming in joy " Oh yea baby, you're the best guy this two pound whore of a door has ever had." I finish in her, but wait, i remembered i had to start a fire to keep myself warm, because all bad ass people run on wood, not on heating systems. As fast as a duck on rabbit season i run to **** that door up ( again) this time with my trusty axe ( whose name was Bob, and he had a nasty door fetish, so a win-win situation). I get that axe from it's throne, and cut that whore up, i mean really chopped her to bits, and me and Bob savored it. We then started a fire and told to the many chicks in my palace the tale of that time me and Ford ( my car, who is also a transformer, he transforms in to a space shuttle, cuz you know, me and Chuck Norris know how to get around in style.) got up to the moon and teabagged it's craters, because we all now, the moon is totally Earth's bitch. And we all lived happily ever after being crazy rich and were winning like Sheen for the rest of our days. The end. OR IS IT?
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User avatar #185 to #5 - retardedboss ONLINE (10/31/2011) [-]
Instant thumb for Hitch hikers reference, the rest was pretty good too.
#190 to #185 - ochere (10/31/2011) [-]
Im sorry though, Zem was a mattress, i was too into writing the story to correct myself. We are sorry for the inconvenience. hah get it? :D
User avatar #202 to #190 - retardedboss ONLINE (10/31/2011) [-]
Yeah, Zem was the mattress from the swamp right? it's been a couple of years since I'v read the books.
#210 to #202 - ochere (10/31/2011) [-]
The same, i just finished them last week. They were awesome.
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#298 to #5 - shangrula (10/31/2011) [-]
that was the most amazing story i have ever heard. you smokin ganja or snortin coke?
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User avatar #216 to #151 - retardedboss ONLINE (10/31/2011) [-]
At least 37 people did. Unless there are people that just blindly thumb something up because it has a large amount of thumbs already.
User avatar #129 to #5 - AwesomeGingerKid (10/31/2011) [-]
What the **** did I just read?
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User avatar #23 to #5 - shitshitshit (10/31/2011) [-]
OP what the **** is wrong with you?
#288 - weavedog (10/31/2011) [-]
<-----practicing
<-----practicing
User avatar #291 to #288 - liukang (10/31/2011) [-]
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #304 to #288 - dymethyltryptamine (10/31/2011) [-]
sauce?!
#200 - turbosune (10/31/2011) [-]
**turbosune rolled a random image**
I'll use a jump kick! Don't tell me what to do!
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