HOW TO KICK DOOR DOWN. . How Break Down Cl Door Kick nutnut lack, teii] :3; lack Mali ii" sibiria: j, thi] Drive heel of standing Fuel into ground "? aba EHW. What really happens
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HOW TO KICK DOOR DOWN

How Break Down Cl Door
Kick nutnut lack,
teii] :3; lack Mali
ii" sibiria: j, thi]
Drive heel of standing Fuel
into ground "? aba EHW
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Submitted: 10/30/2011
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#7 - whiiterussian (10/30/2011) [+] (7 replies)
What really happens
What really happens
#73 - Luffy91 (10/31/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**Luffy91 rolled a random image** what I use to break doors
#80 - idelki (10/31/2011) [-]
'BOOM'

No more door.
#39 - StudmanSnow (10/31/2011) [+] (2 replies)
1. Be kool aid man.
2. break through door/wall
3. oh yeeeaaah
#5 - ochere (10/30/2011) [+] (12 replies)
I once kicked down my bedroom door because the lock got busted somehow, and it couldn't open, so i just went apeshit on it's ass like BAM a kick on the wood how do you like that door? So the door started to beg me for mercy, but no im a motherfucking baller, so i kicked it again and again and again until the door shit herself (all doors are female, and they're named Zim, while the couches are named Zem, if you don't believe me read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy it's legit). " Please, Please, ill give you a knobjob (like a handjob, but she's a door and duh, the knob.) . I said " Fuck yea, bend over, let's get it on forget the knobjob ill take your hinges off bitch. I whipped out my piece and started going to town on that ho, while she was screaming in joy " Oh yea baby, you're the best guy this two pound whore of a door has ever had." I finish in her, but wait, i remembered i had to start a fire to keep myself warm, because all bad ass people run on wood, not on heating systems. As fast as a duck on rabbit season i run to fuck that door up ( again) this time with my trusty axe ( whose name was Bob, and he had a nasty door fetish, so a win-win situation). I get that axe from it's throne, and cut that whore up, i mean really chopped her to bits, and me and Bob savored it. We then started a fire and told to the many chicks in my palace the tale of that time me and Ford ( my car, who is also a transformer, he transforms in to a space shuttle, cuz you know, me and Chuck Norris know how to get around in style.) got up to the moon and teabagged it's craters, because we all now, the moon is totally Earth's bitch. And we all lived happily ever after being crazy rich and were winning like Sheen for the rest of our days. The end. OR IS IT?
#220 - LoadedDeagle (10/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah?
#164 - shibdogg (10/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
how real men kick down doors
how real men kick down doors
#204 - freshoc (10/31/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**freshoc rolled a random image** What I use to break down doors.
**freshoc rolled a random image** What I use to break down doors.
#186 - dedtooi ONLINE (10/31/2011) [+] (6 replies)
No, THIS is how you do it!
No, THIS is how you do it!
#17 - incomingdespair (10/31/2011) [+] (2 replies)
If you acctualy manage to break down a door using the the jump kick you look pretty awesome. IF you fail you deserve to get laughed at tho.
#22 to #17 - devout feminist (10/31/2011) [-]
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#234 - wahnsinnswolf (10/31/2011) [+] (5 replies)
except when you're in Europe, where the doors aren't made out of cardboard
#152 - auditore (10/31/2011) [-]
Doing it right?
#187 - warriormonk (10/31/2011) [-]
Thanks for the instruction!  now she cant get away from me by just locking the door...
Thanks for the instruction! now she cant get away from me by just locking the door...
User avatar #15 - spicyballsack (10/31/2011) [-]
this actually worked. my mom wasn't too happy tho.
#246 - wtfmoo (10/31/2011) [+] (2 replies)
reality
reality
#4 - kirokan (10/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
harder than it looks
#98 - Eydrrup (10/31/2011) [-]
**Eydrrup rolled a random image** how I kick down a door
#94 - justpureme (10/31/2011) [-]
**justpureme rolled a random image** how I kick a door down..
#170 - fuckyouimspiderman (10/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Twofoot FTW!
Twofoot FTW!
#66 - Shoobaloo (10/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**Shoobaloo rolled a random image** The doors face when
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