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Robert Pattinson's (Edward Cullen) DUI

Here is the new and improved version of my original post, with all of your ideas and suggestions. thanks for all the help!<br />
Please thumbs up for awareness!
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Submitted: 03/19/2010
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User avatar #28 - alliexgator (03/20/2010) [-]
TYPO! under story highlights!, it says pereople! FIX IT OR IT WONT SEEM LEGIT D:
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User avatar #30 to #28 - Siaba (03/21/2010) [-]
GRAMMAR NAZI MADE A GRAMMAR MISTAKE ON A GRAMMAR MISTAKE.
It clearly says perople, not pereople.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - alliexgator (03/21/2010) [-]
yeah i realized that after i wrote it.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - DrownedFish (03/20/2010) [-]
Good work grammar Nazi!
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User avatar #27 - RiffReaper (03/20/2010) [-]
hey guys this is the new edition of my post yesterday. Please save it to your computer and wait untill we agree to bring the fag down! its too soon to start another rumor.
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#26 - anonymous (03/20/2010) [-]
the funniest part of this article is when they call him a "beloved and talented actor" :)
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User avatar #25 - Willhelm (03/20/2010) [-]
This looks fake!

"... shortly after leaving a local bar in celebration of a close friend's birthday..."
Everyone know Robert Pattinson doesn't have any friends!
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User avatar #24 - flyingSHARKYthings (03/20/2010) [-]
yay!! april 2nd is my birthday!!! n_n
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User avatar #23 - ChrisCole (03/20/2010) [-]
April 2nd is the day of my surgery.
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User avatar #22 - gatewaymoo (03/20/2010) [-]
guys, we need to take a break, we are gonna fail if we keep doing this to quickly...
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#21 - crosslizard (03/20/2010) [-]
umm. how about hooked up with the guy who plays jacob. better idea
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User avatar #20 - Elmoo (03/20/2010) [-]
he was dui and killed bieber
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#19 - anonymous (03/20/2010) [-]
GUYS I THINK WE DID IT!
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#16 - anonymous (03/20/2010) [-]
if you are going to write a fake news report lrn2fuckingspellcheck
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User avatar #15 - awesomebeans (03/20/2010) [-]
happiest moment of my life.
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User avatar #11 - ScottishPirate (03/19/2010) [-]
THIS WAS JUST FUCKING POSTED!
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User avatar #12 to #11 - RiffReaper (03/19/2010) [-]
its the revised version
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#9 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
so this isnt real?
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#7 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
1) Not a child's story. I've read the books (I only liked the books), and in the 4th Bella shows a liking to abusive sex with him.

2) Anyone else stare at his picture ready to cry seeing a little micheal jackson on his face? Micheal Jackson scares me, and I never really even thought much of Rob. Pattinson... but this.... I'm scared.
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User avatar #13 to #7 - HAMMATIMEZ (03/19/2010) [-]
Michael WAS cool untill he turned white, then he was creepy

i'm not racist btw
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User avatar #10 to #7 - Aceyz (03/19/2010) [-]
ummm scuse me, MJ produced good music even tough he was kind of a weirdo if you ask me. Pattison is just a gay ass weirdo
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#14 to #10 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
agreed...

the whole MJ molesting boys is actually sorta hereditary... his father did it to him... true
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User avatar #8 to #7 - supersparta (03/19/2010) [-]
Leave Michael alone.
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User avatar #1 - Attack Cows (03/19/2010) [-]
So wait... this wasn't REALLY on CNN?
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User avatar #2 to #1 - CrashLandon (03/19/2010) [-]
Are you retarted?!
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User avatar #3 to #2 - Attack Cows (03/19/2010) [-]
Judging by your spelling and the fact that FJ underlines misspelled words in the comment box, you sir, are the retard.
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User avatar #17 to #3 - scottalias (03/20/2010) [-]
spelling "retarded" as "retarted" or even "retired" are just kind of inside jokes here on Funnyjunk
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User avatar #18 to #17 - Attack Cows (03/20/2010) [-]
No they're not.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - CrashLandon (03/19/2010) [-]
thats the point retard.....
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#5 to #4 - superou (03/19/2010) [-]
this guys retarded becase the original idea was for him to raciest
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#6 to #5 - superou (03/19/2010) [-]
oops now that i read it i kinda take it back
 
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