My brain hurts. the paradox to end all paradoxes paradoxi? paradox's? paradoxem ?. Another grandfather paradox (I call it the time paradox): A baby girl is myst
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My brain hurts

the paradox to end all paradoxes
paradoxi?
paradox's?
paradoxem ?

Another grandfather paradox (I call it
the time paradox):
A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grt: itt' s up lonely
and dejected, net who her parents are, ) day in 1963 she is stare.: gell attracted to a
darter. She falls in love, traile him. But just vallen things are finally looking up for lane. a series er
disasters strike. First, she becomes pregnant by the triflin who then disappears. Second, during the
complicated delivery, doctors find that Jane has both sets emails, and to save her life, they are
fenced to "her" a "hint." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the
delivery Tthem.
Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scented by fate. "he" becomes a drunkard and
dither. bier only has _Tasteless her parents and her lover, but he has lest his only child as well. Years
Later. in 19TH. he stumbles into a kortney bar. called 1' ' s, Place- and spills Lint his pathetic story to an
elde its bartender, The sympathetic bartender enters the drifter the. chance to avenge the stranger who
left her pregnant and abandoned, en the condition that he join the "time t: rai' corps." Both of them
enters lime ' iie_ endure bartender drew eff the drifter in rare. The drifter is strangely attracted
be a orphan woman, who subsequently/ postits pregnant.
The bartender that gees forward it mouths, kidnaps the baby girl from the , and deeper elf Lite
baby in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the confused trifler in
1985, to enlist in the time travelers corps, The drifter eventually gets his life tegether, bechamel a
respected and elderly member of the Lime traveler' s Corps, and their disguises himself as a
and has his most dime all we sien: date with destiny. meeting a (petain driller at Peers Flaw: in 1970-
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User avatar #1 - itsprobintime (10/29/2011) [-]
thats trippy
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