Some might call me jealous. Top 150!! Thanks Top 60!! Thanks FRONTPAGE!!. me, derpin around on facebook; deciding to my girlfriend‘ $ wall I don' t know who you
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Some might call me jealous

Some might call me jealous. Top 150!! Thanks Top 60!! Thanks FRONTPAGE!!. me, derpin around on facebook; deciding to my girlfriend‘ $ wall I don' t know who you

Top 150!! Thanks
Top 60!! Thanks
FRONTPAGE!!

me, derpin around on
facebook; deciding to
my girlfriend‘ $
wall
I don' t know who you
are. I don' t know what
you want. If you are
looking for ransom, I
can tell you I don' t
have money. But what I
do have are a very
particular aet of
skills; I have
accuired over a very
Long career.
another
male liked
her statue.
Skilly that make me a
nightmare for people
like you. If you let my
girlfriend go now,
that' ll be the end of
it. I will not look for
you, I will not pursue
you. But if you don' t,
will look for you, I
will find you, and I
will kill you.
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#30 - ibite (10/28/2011) [-]
I want a dad like that.
#33 to #30 - awesomanium (10/28/2011) [-]
And then the stupid bitch went with her mother, who sent her there in the first place.
User avatar #34 to #33 - ibite (10/28/2011) [-]
Exactly pssh, i'll be his daughter.
#19 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
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User avatar #271 - Pein (10/29/2011) [-]
Sorry, i'm a guy, straight as a board, with a beautiful (female) fiancee, but i'd let Liam Neeson do terrible things to me, as long as he uses that voice.
User avatar #283 to #271 - poetsofthefall (10/29/2011) [-]
Well, I have some news for you....
User avatar #284 to #283 - Pein (10/29/2011) [-]
It's only weird if you make it weird.
User avatar #290 to #284 - poetsofthefall (10/29/2011) [-]
you just said you would let another guy do terrible things to you if he uses a strong voice. you might be a closet closet homo
User avatar #299 to #290 - Pein (10/29/2011) [-]
No exactly. He could be kicking my ass. Isn't that a terrible thing?

and just Liam Neeson
#275 to #272 - vns (10/29/2011) [-]
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#286 to #271 - tombombadil (10/29/2011) [-]
Damn, I've needed a reason to use this.
User avatar #287 to #286 - Pein (10/29/2011) [-]
1: You're welcome
2: Do you know what I mean exactly, when I say "terrible things"?
User avatar #293 to #287 - tombombadil (10/29/2011) [-]
A: Erotic homosex acts
or
B: Violently be Liam Neeson all up in your **** .

I interpreted it as A.
User avatar #301 to #293 - ilbacondeity (10/29/2011) [-]
Why not both?
User avatar #305 - struckworld (10/29/2011) [-]
This is like me except she's not my GF, just a girl I like.
#314 to #305 - sprangzor ONLINE (10/29/2011) [-]
Same here man.
Feels bad man.
#247 - whyyousofunny (10/29/2011) [-]
**whyyousofunny rolled a random image** the guy who liked her status
#100 - sneaksyoubacon (10/29/2011) [-]
When someone starts flirting with the girl you like  
<---
When someone starts flirting with the girl you like
<---
+5
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#18 - shisno (10/28/2011) [-]
if i had a girlfriend.....
if i had a girlfriend.....
#297 - phantomm (10/29/2011) [-]
i loved that movie
#253 - psychfouronenine (10/29/2011) [-]
Good Luck.
#248 - dudesoninamerica (10/29/2011) [-]
**dudesoninamerica rolled a random image** &lt;--- me on facebook
**dudesoninamerica rolled a random image** <--- me on facebook
#256 to #248 - mattdoggy (10/29/2011) [-]
all the kids are doing it
all the kids are doing it
#118 - I Am Monkey (10/29/2011) [-]
Good Luck
User avatar #123 to #118 - runtubbyrun (10/29/2011) [-]
he's making a duck face...

not too hard.
#55 - FightClub (10/28/2011) [-]
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they'll take em from ya
#24 - VegetarianCat (10/28/2011) [-]
That movie made my mom so paranoid.
+14
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User avatar #16 to #6 - jpford (10/28/2011) [-]
this guy did a like my status and ill rate you and he rated her an A i wanted to kill that ******
#322 - snarkysharts (10/29/2011) [-]
*russian accent* Good luck
#324 to #322 - anon (10/29/2011) [-]
Albanian.
#276 - gotweed (10/29/2011) [-]
good luck

#49 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my fried chicken go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
#67 to #49 - bilsonfc (10/29/2011) [-]
well done anon. here is your present
well done anon. here is your present
#277 - EmilyyRosee (10/29/2011) [-]
The skills he has acquired over a very long career.
#230 - themightymrplow ONLINE (10/29/2011) [-]
**themightymrplow rolled a random image**

The guy who liked her status
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