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Thanks again for frontpage, I'm trying to thumb as many comments as possible.

Also, yes, this is not originally my article, I just put it in paint. I do not claim this as mine.

Hey gaywads, you think you got it bad? Try being me.
My parents are never home, ever.
My sister is a total psycho with anger issues who kicks my ass every
time she sees me. Even worse is she has this friend I' m pretty sure
is a total queer. He sniffs flowers and cries every time you look at
him funny.
I live in a culdesac with a lot of other kids my age. Some of them
aren' t so bad, though.
Like this one chick, smoking hot blonde, I' m pretty sure she' s slut.
She and this jock dude hang out a lot. He can be cool sometimes
but most of the time he' s a total dick and beats me and my friends
There' s this other guy from a foreign country, pretty sure he' s
being molested.
The other kid who usually keeps to himself wonders around the
neighborhood talking to a of wood.
These three girls from the trailor park not far from us constantly
come over and screw with us. If their not trying to rape me, they' re
beating me up.
But what makes it worse are my 2 friends:
One is a nerd, I hardly understand anything he' s saying. He wears a
hat all the time and refuses to take it off. If you touch it he freaks
out.
My other friend is a greedy pig who manages to drag us in to these
crazy ideas of how to scam the other kids in the neighborhood of
their money to go buy jaw breakers. His ideas hardly ever work.
The only things that keep me going are buttered toast and gravy,
I' m not sure why.
The worst part is me and my friends all have the same name.
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#47 - PlaystationGuy (10/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I knew as soon as he said culdesac.
Pic is eddy's brother in case you guys never saw him.
#197 - keiyoti (10/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Read "culdesac" and knew it was E.E. & E. Loved that show man.
#179 - vivalemort (10/28/2011) [-]
i figured it out when he started to talk about johnny
#429 - Pacboy (10/28/2011) [-]
You think you have it bad? Huh, do ya? This is not a joke ok. My life sucks. I was born in a small town and my parents are barely around anymore. They weren't even there to teach me how to tie my own shoes. I work at this crappy restaurant and my co-worker hates my guts. My boss is a cheap **** . I suppress my love for the this beautiful smart girl. I barely have any friends. My only friend is actually mentally retarded. I can't even afford to go to the small community college to get the hell out of here. Screw that, I wouldn't be able to drive there because the driving director is a bitch and keeps failing me. FJ, I love you, ever since I found this website you keep me going. I am always close to just losing it all. I have nothing to live for. Thanks FunnyFunk. And also the worst part is I live in a pineapple under the sea.
#238 - mariochat (10/28/2011) [-]
Just found out that's from "Ed, edd and eddy" from cartoon network.
#173 - ubersammich (10/28/2011) [-]
Ed can't take it anymore!
#570 - skyninja (10/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#573 to #572 - skyninja (10/28/2011) [-]
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User avatar #516 - agx (10/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Got it at culdesac. I expected better, OP.
User avatar #346 - rel (10/28/2011) [-]
As soon as he said cul-de-sac, I knew it immediately.
#249 - williamz (10/28/2011) [-]
I CAN FINALLY USE THIS!
I CAN FINALLY USE THIS!
User avatar #501 - ZombeCyd (10/28/2011) [-]
As soon as I read culdesac I knew it was Ed. OP, this was just disappointing.
#418 - bobJML (10/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
OP is a woodpecker.
OP is a woodpecker.
#176 - VikingSharkPANCH (10/28/2011) [-]
Childhood heros
User avatar #243 - slimslum (10/28/2011) [-]
Realized it when the part with the kid who talks to wood.
#555 - burbuflipple (10/28/2011) [-]
what you did there, i see it
#517 - kingmarston (10/28/2011) [-]
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User avatar #448 - fishheadsfishheads (10/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>see culdesac
>instantly know

I wouldn't know what that word even means if it weren't for that show
User avatar #271 - Sockopolis (10/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I figured it out when I read "culdesac"
#262 - chiefstrongbow (10/28/2011) [-]
"The other kid who keeps to himself wonders around the neighborhood talking to a of wood."

I don't always make references to cartoons. But when I do, I accidentally a word.
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