True. . All men are the same" should be All men arc the same” Girls, let' s be honest.. All people are the same when you cut them open and rip their entrails out
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User avatar #11 - hatezyouprolly (10/27/2011) [-]
All people are the same when you cut them open and rip their entrails out
#264 to #11 - wiredguy (10/28/2011) [-]
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Situs inversus, the uncommon but not life-threatening condition in which all of the internal organs are "mirrored" to how they should be. The heart, stomach and spleen are all on the right instead of the left for instance.
#105 to #11 - wiinor (10/28/2011) [-]
does not matter what color you are on the outside, but everyone is the same color on the inside. red
does not matter what color you are on the outside, but everyone is the same color on the inside. red
#243 to #105 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
Everyone is pink on the inside ;)
User avatar #271 to #243 - wiinor (10/28/2011) [-]
reddish-pink then, with hard, white places.
#25 to #11 - Alimony (10/28/2011) [-]
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#38 to #11 - shoeshinefrneptune (10/28/2011) [-]
I like your thinking =p
I like your thinking =p
User avatar #29 - ninjajunkie (10/28/2011) [-]
Women don't want to hear what men think, they want to hear what they think, just in a deeper voice.
#30 to #29 - ninjajunkie (10/28/2011) [-]
**ninjajunkie rolls 03**
#44 to #29 - keiishiyama (10/28/2011) [-]
**keiishiyama rolls 626,447** You solved the greatest mystery of Earth. You deserve this amount of delicious Internet Cookies.
#16 - sosyourmom (10/27/2011) [-]
<- Ghandi knew what's up
#256 - schneiderfritz (10/28/2011) [-]
**schneiderfritz rolled a random image** my opinion of women
#278 to #256 - BabyPainter ONLINE (10/29/2011) [-]
OHMAGAAAAH KITTYTITTY!!
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#144 to #128 - darkisstillcool (10/28/2011) [-]
IJO'AGOL'HG'ZDSFG
****
THE NOSTALGIA.
OH MY GGOOODODDDPDEOPS;OFKS.
I'M GONNA WATCH THIS MOVIE RIGHT THE **** NOW.
#68 - ristycakes ONLINE (10/28/2011) [-]
**ristycakes rolled a random image** <- what women really look for in a man
#110 - SetYourGoals (10/28/2011) [-]
**SetYourGoals rolled a random image** i once got moved into a new class and there was this cute girl so i went into alpha mode and told her she had little feet and smiled (perfect conversation starter) we connected quick and everyday after that i was always anxious to go to that class built up courage to ask for phone number.We became bf/gf and i called her one night and she told me she had a kid in which i didnt care because she was worth it. She then told me about her ex boyfriend(babys daddy) and how much she hated him..We set up a date for her to come over to my house the following day which was friday. Cleaned the **** out of my room and she never showed. Being bummed i went out with friends to a party and i saw her there making out with a guy which it turned out being her ex boyfriend. They also ****** that day. She never texted or called to say sorry i didnt come over. Monday at school she told me she was sick that day and slept all day which is why she didnt come over. She then put her head on my shoulder and told me shes glad were together and for me to never hurt her. Anyone care to hear what i did to get back at her?
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#137 to #110 - trollmanone (10/28/2011) [-]
well well well what do we have here? i shall continue on this... intrigues me
well well well what do we have here? i shall continue on this... intrigues me
User avatar #111 to #110 - iizossim (10/28/2011) [-]
oh **** that sucks man :(
User avatar #112 to #111 - SetYourGoals (10/28/2011) [-]
it did
User avatar #114 to #112 - iizossim (10/28/2011) [-]
what'd you do to get back at her?
User avatar #119 to #114 - SetYourGoals (10/28/2011) [-]
the weekend that was coming up i asked her if she wanted to go catch a flick at the movies. She was excited and said yes. She came to my house after school and we ****** then i reminded her to show up at 10 and ill meet her there because i cant pick her up she said ok. so i dropped her off at her house. around 10 she called me saying she was there and to hurry up and come because she hates being somewhere alone. I stall and keep telling her im on my way. i stalled for about 1 hour and 30 mins and when i showed up i walked up to her and told her lets sit down real quick and talk. I then told her that i saw her at aarons party and she was making out with her ex. she was shocked and speechless and she cried and hugged me and said please dont break up with me she was sorry and all that ******** i told her i really liked her and i thought she was the one. Well i made it short and i told her that we can still be friends( im not the asshole type) i then went back to my car and opened the passenger door and she thought i was going to take her home but my friend katie( shes a girl whose always liked me but i never gave a chance because i never got to know her) came out of the car and i grabbed her hand and began walking towards the ticket booth. alex(the girl who i broke up with) just stood there in shock not knowing what to do. **** was so cash. Glad to say me and katie have been together for about 3 years.
#143 to #119 - trollmanone (10/28/2011) [-]
... glad i read on
... glad i read on
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#147 to #119 - grriabear (10/28/2011) [-]
I wish i had balls
#126 to #119 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
TOTAL ******* WIN also ill let you go without saying anything about it was so cash i like when these story's end in a good way and i don't know why but your name makes me think of a op who posted one of these story's but props for not being a asshole type i'm like that too also heres a cool wallpaper
#129 to #126 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
**** didnt load here let me try again
User avatar #170 to #119 - Crownowa (10/28/2011) [-]
Good to hear, but personally I wouldn't be attracted in a man who just wanted to get revenge on a cheating gf xP
User avatar #171 to #170 - SetYourGoals (10/28/2011) [-]
well after i had sex with my ex i went over to katies and told her my situation and we came up with the plan. it was only supposed to be a friend date but i got to know her and i fell in love and thats how we happened. she knew the whole time.
User avatar #141 to #119 - thedragonfail (10/28/2011) [-]
+10 man points.
User avatar #113 to #110 - bloodisredsweat (10/28/2011) [-]
yes tell us you won please we all need to know you can win lol
#116 to #110 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
TTTTTEEEEEEELLLLLLL UUUUUUSSSS THIS WASNT A TL;DR FOR ME PLZ SAY
User avatar #99 - Cambro (10/28/2011) [-]
Girl: "ALL GUYS ARE ASSHOLES!"
Girl 2 months later looking for a boyfriend after her last cheated on her.
Her friend asks her what she likes in a guy.
"Oh, I want a bad boy. A guy that keeps things interesting and me on edge. Also, he has to be tall and handsome so its even likelier that he'll cheat on me because girls will flirt with him"
WTF GIRLS.
Btw, Lower your standards and you'll find love. I swear to you. Let's do some basic economics.
Oil is always in demand. That is why gas prices can be so high and nobody does anything about it, it's NEEDED. If you have one gas station in a town, everyone in the town will go to it.
Girls, Pussy is like gas. It is always in demand and even higher demand for most guys who don't get some often. If you walk in a straight line across the world AND you have a pussy, you WILL find someone who wants to be with you. Fact. Just stop chasing the douche who ejaculates and evacuates every month.
User avatar #109 to #99 - mogolliz (10/28/2011) [-]
sir you certanly deserve a medal for that coment
#121 to #99 - truebrofriend (10/28/2011) [-]
**truebrofriend rolls 23** That comment deserves dubs
#46 - lordjupiler (10/28/2011) [-]
If you see this on a facebook status , answer : &quot;maybe you shouldn't try em all&quot;
If you see this on a facebook status , answer : "maybe you shouldn't try em all"
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#195 - GumiiZ (10/28/2011) [-]
**GumiiZ rolled a random image** All women are the same
User avatar #196 to #195 - dennisc (10/28/2011) [-]
they all have a vagina and belong in the kitchen making me a sandwich?
User avatar #18 - ryjed (10/27/2011) [-]
**ryjed rolls 69**
#169 - fiosh (10/28/2011) [-]
**fiosh rolled a random image** this girl is different
User avatar #175 to #169 - warlockrichard (10/28/2011) [-]
that's because she's a drawing
#194 to #169 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
User avatar #2 - stalkersgonnastalk (10/27/2011) [-]
woman logic doesn't exist remember?
#148 - klondikemonster (10/28/2011) [-]
I'm a man in college and i've never had a girlfriend or a crush for that matter... 			****		 my life
I'm a man in college and i've never had a girlfriend or a crush for that matter... **** my life
#151 to #150 - failusername (10/28/2011) [-]
**failusername rolled a random image** well of course
#152 to #151 - klondikemonster (10/28/2011) [-]
If you are a guy, that might be one of the weirdest rolls ever
#155 to #152 - failusername (10/28/2011) [-]
**failusername rolled a random image** lol yes but i'm not a guy
#156 to #155 - klondikemonster (10/28/2011) [-]
Not a guy, you say?
#157 to #156 - failusername (10/28/2011) [-]
lol but I'm a minor
lol but I'm a minor
#159 to #158 - failusername (10/28/2011) [-]
**failusername rolled a random image**
User avatar #153 to #151 - stewpiddawg (10/28/2011) [-]
dat roll

AWWW DERE IN LOVE
User avatar #98 - xxicemanxx (10/28/2011) [-]
So pretty much...I know how to be friends with a girl without falling for them. Its all about just having fun, and not trying to be in a relationship with every girl out there who seems to fit the bill right away. Also, a girlfriend doesnt have to be this hot piece of ass; its not gonna last no matter how good it looks. Look for personality in women, guys. Cmon.


Red thumbs all around for this, I just know it.
#253 - StoveJam (10/28/2011) [-]
true, but most WOMEN are the same.....
#95 - darkteddy (10/28/2011) [-]
**darkteddy rolls 720,094** mmhmm...mhm...
#127 to #95 - darkisstillcool (10/28/2011) [-]
That picture is so relevant.
#48 - righteousmuffin (10/28/2011) [-]
Okay, thumb me down, I don't ******* care but this **** gets annoying. Do you know how many girls are on this site? About 5%. And that 5% is all girls who put up with sexist jokes, racist jokes, and tits. That means they are not the bitchy type. But this is getting ******* annoying. Half the posts on the front page are "Women logic" and they're mainly the same damn joke over and over. We get it. The women race is ******* annoying but you don't have to post it a bajillion times.
#53 to #48 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
thank you...
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User avatar #69 to #48 - rhiai (10/28/2011) [-]
You'd be surprised how many girls are here. I'd go so far to say 40%.
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User avatar #58 to #48 - pintorocket (10/28/2011) [-]
How do you think the black users feel?
#61 to #48 - airjordanjetson (10/28/2011) [-]
Hi. Black guy on FunnyJunk, here. Racist jokes ( yes even the ones about black people) can be really funny sometimes. If I went around bitching about every ****** joke, I'd miss out on a lot of funny. Black jokes are very frequent, but you learn to get over it.
#279 to #61 - anon (10/30/2011) [-]
give this man a medal so true
#267 to #61 - wiredguy (10/28/2011) [-]
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Same with me and gay jokes, I'm glad there are other people who can see it my way :)
Pic related, I can be gay and nerdy right?
#65 to #61 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
the joke is that white people arnt all that bright either.
User avatar #66 to #65 - airjordanjetson (10/28/2011) [-]
I'm replying to the comment, not the actual post. Righteous muffin (who i assume is a girl) is raging about all the sexist jokes. She also states that racist jokes fall in the same line, but it's all just a matter of perspective.
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User avatar #75 to #71 - airjordanjetson (10/28/2011) [-]
C'mon kid, i'm a ****** , I can't read. Why'd you write all that?
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User avatar #50 to #48 - nyanpoptart (10/28/2011) [-]
lol im that 5% then
#52 to #50 - AresX (10/28/2011) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #50 - righteousmuffin (10/28/2011) [-]
Yeah, personally I don't give a **** about sexist jokes, because they're funny, but complaining and bitching about women is why OP never gets laid.
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User avatar #167 to #3 - darkoneten (10/28/2011) [-]
actualy, i'm thumbing you down for disgracing the lord
#37 to #3 - hitlerswingman (10/28/2011) [-]
ALL MY ******* RAGE. I HATE EVERY ******* THING ABOUT THIS ******* COMMENT.
Let's start out with the first comment: Boys judging girls:
I'm assuming you are talking about boys caring about looks. Well, It's called sexual selection, you **** ! That's why you find guys attractive or unattractive, it fuels evolution! You don't like it? You don't like that the attractive people don't want to date you? ******* tough, why can't the attractive people be a shallow as you?

Nobody ******* thinks that all girls love Justin Beiber, if you honestly think that then you are either:
A) 10 years old or younger.
B) Completely ******* retarded
But you're probably both of them you ******* retarded 10 year old! **** you! And even if you actually like Justin Beiber, WHO THE **** CARES? It's a matter of personal opinion about music. If you ******* think that **** is a problem, then you have a ******* blessed life. Quit ******* complaining.

"I've got a feeling this is going to get thumbs down for having an opinion :S"
**** you, you know that **** makes people thumb you ******* ************ . You know the sheep of funnyjunk seem to think that this is a ******* ******** or some other diarrhea that needs to be ******* fixed or something, with these little ******* with their gay boners using a 25 year old joke and putting stupid faces on it and saying "GUISE I MAID OC thumbZ 4 OC CUZ OC IS GUD FOR FJ EVEN IF ITS NOT FUNNEH LULZ"
**** you.
#41 to #37 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
If you do not like where you are.
Then why do you remain?
#40 to #37 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
o_o I think saying that "men judging women is okay" but "women judging men isn't okay", is a pretty flawed argument. Also, chill out.
#42 to #40 - hitlerswingman (10/28/2011) [-]
I never ******* said that, ******* , I said that the two genders have been judging each other for longer than humans have been around. Only ******* betas or wimps seem to care.
#47 to #42 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
Silence your rage boy. No person of this place is willing to listen. We are Legion. We do not forgive. Abscond now, and you will be left in solace.
#43 to #42 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
I guess I figured that since you blew up when they said "men judge women too" it seemed like you were reacting to the fact that she said something against men. :| But I see what you mean now, so.
User avatar #13 to #3 - genericaccount (10/27/2011) [-]
Those characteristics tend to come under the 'dumb bitch' description and not all women. In the same way that when we call someone a douchebag it doesn't mean all men.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sonron (10/27/2011) [-]
I know that, not all girls are the same. But only thing I hate about them when they chose boyfriends ( not all of them ), and make big mistake. I've heard a lot of stories, like :" Omg he so hot, but jerk, why did i date him?? I hate myself...
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User avatar #6 to #5 - sonron (10/27/2011) [-]
That is never gonna happen to me :) I don't judge girls from point of view, I need to meet her first and to get to know her, than I can tell something about her. :)
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#9 to #8 - astickywhale (10/27/2011) [-]
i am glad to see two more people that see it the way i do!
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