True. . All men are the same" should be All men arc the same” Girls, let' s be honest.. All people are the same when you cut them open and rip their entrails out
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True

All men are the same"
should be
All men arc the same”
Girls, let' s be honest.
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Submitted: 10/27/2011
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User avatar #11 - hatezyouprolly (10/27/2011) [+] (7 replies)
All people are the same when you cut them open and rip their entrails out
User avatar #18 - ryjed (10/27/2011) [-]
**ryjed rolls 69**
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#3 - SHONALEIGHPOPE **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (14 replies)
#256 - schneiderfritz (10/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**schneiderfritz rolled a random image** my opinion of women
User avatar #29 - ninjajunkie (10/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Women don't want to hear what men think, they want to hear what they think, just in a deeper voice.
#16 - sosyourmom (10/27/2011) [-]
<- Ghandi knew what's up
#148 - klondikemonster (10/28/2011) [+] (11 replies)
I'm a man in college and i've never had a girlfriend or a crush for that matter... 						****					 my life
I'm a man in college and i've never had a girlfriend or a crush for that matter... **** my life
#48 - righteousmuffin (10/28/2011) [+] (25 replies)
Okay, thumb me down, I don't ******* care but this **** gets annoying. Do you know how many girls are on this site? About 5%. And that 5% is all girls who put up with sexist jokes, racist jokes, and tits. That means they are not the bitchy type. But this is getting ******* annoying. Half the posts on the front page are "Women logic" and they're mainly the same damn joke over and over. We get it. The women race is ******* annoying but you don't have to post it a bajillion times.
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#110 - SetYourGoals (10/28/2011) [+] (18 replies)
**SetYourGoals rolled a random image** i once got moved into a new class and there was this cute girl so i went into alpha mode and told her she had little feet and smiled (perfect conversation starter) we connected quick and everyday after that i was always anxious to go to that class built up courage to ask for phone number.We became bf/gf and i called her one night and she told me she had a kid in which i didnt care because she was worth it. She then told me about her ex boyfriend(babys daddy) and how much she hated him..We set up a date for her to come over to my house the following day which was friday. Cleaned the **** out of my room and she never showed. Being bummed i went out with friends to a party and i saw her there making out with a guy which it turned out being her ex boyfriend. They also ****** that day. She never texted or called to say sorry i didnt come over. Monday at school she told me she was sick that day and slept all day which is why she didnt come over. She then put her head on my shoulder and told me shes glad were together and for me to never hurt her. Anyone care to hear what i did to get back at her?
User avatar #99 - Cambro (10/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Girl: "ALL GUYS ARE ASSHOLES!"
Girl 2 months later looking for a boyfriend after her last cheated on her.
Her friend asks her what she likes in a guy.
"Oh, I want a bad boy. A guy that keeps things interesting and me on edge. Also, he has to be tall and handsome so its even likelier that he'll cheat on me because girls will flirt with him"
WTF GIRLS.
Btw, Lower your standards and you'll find love. I swear to you. Let's do some basic economics.
Oil is always in demand. That is why gas prices can be so high and nobody does anything about it, it's NEEDED. If you have one gas station in a town, everyone in the town will go to it.
Girls, Pussy is like gas. It is always in demand and even higher demand for most guys who don't get some often. If you walk in a straight line across the world AND you have a pussy, you WILL find someone who wants to be with you. Fact. Just stop chasing the douche who ejaculates and evacuates every month.
#218 - johnnygauge (10/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**johnnygauge rolled a random image** "I just want dick cause imma slut"
#219 to #218 - ubercripple (10/28/2011) [-]
Why did you have to roll that pic D:
Why did you have to roll that pic D:
#237 - sussninja (10/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**sussninja rolls 915,428**
#173 - atedge (10/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**atedge rolls 11** check em
#213 - TheOneKing (10/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
"I just want a nice, handsome guy who is in touch with his feelings."
#215 to #213 - TheOneKing (10/28/2011) [-]
Well that's gonna be tough since I am sure most of them already have boyfriends.
#128 - creeperchris (10/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#85 - OnceUponAParty (10/28/2011) [+] (6 replies)
/inb4 red thumbs because I say I'm a girl and I have an opinion.  
This is long. Don't say I didn't warn you.  
Though I do agree that a lot of us girls think like that, I believe you guys are a bit hypocritical and overgeneralizing about it.   
1) Guys do the same thing as you say in the post. Multiple girls put you in the friend zone and suddenly it's, &quot;UGHGH ALL GIRLS ARE WHORES WHO ONLY DATE DOUCHEBAGS.&quot; It's sucks to be in the friend zone. Jegus Christ I've been in the friend zone more times then you can count on both hands and feet. And I understand if these girls always complain like you were talking about. But it's not like you don't put us in the friend zone too. Plus it's not fair to us if we simply don't like you and you like us, what are we supposed to do? Just not be your friend anymore?  
2) Guys also do the same thing about dating. Except instead of dating douchebags, it's (hot)whores. Then just like we (girls) all supposedly do, you go back to your friends as soon as the ho' breaks up with you and complain to your friend zoned best chick friend&amp;orguy best friend (if you have one. Most guys I know do.)  
So don't make generalizations about us. It's one thing to make sexist/racist/etc. jokes, and another to be hypocritical about those things. There are girls out there for you, just like there are guys for us. If you like a girl who always complains about douches and friendzones you, then obviously she's not the right girl! Look harder, and soon enough we'll find you or you'll find us.  :o)  
/endrant  
Now I guess I'll GTFO instead of tits and go back to the kitchen or whatever.  
&lt;unrelated gif to make up for ranting
/inb4 red thumbs because I say I'm a girl and I have an opinion.
This is long. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Though I do agree that a lot of us girls think like that, I believe you guys are a bit hypocritical and overgeneralizing about it.
1) Guys do the same thing as you say in the post. Multiple girls put you in the friend zone and suddenly it's, "UGHGH ALL GIRLS ARE WHORES WHO ONLY DATE DOUCHEBAGS." It's sucks to be in the friend zone. Jegus Christ I've been in the friend zone more times then you can count on both hands and feet. And I understand if these girls always complain like you were talking about. But it's not like you don't put us in the friend zone too. Plus it's not fair to us if we simply don't like you and you like us, what are we supposed to do? Just not be your friend anymore?
2) Guys also do the same thing about dating. Except instead of dating douchebags, it's (hot)whores. Then just like we (girls) all supposedly do, you go back to your friends as soon as the ho' breaks up with you and complain to your friend zoned best chick friend&orguy best friend (if you have one. Most guys I know do.)
So don't make generalizations about us. It's one thing to make sexist/racist/etc. jokes, and another to be hypocritical about those things. There are girls out there for you, just like there are guys for us. If you like a girl who always complains about douches and friendzones you, then obviously she's not the right girl! Look harder, and soon enough we'll find you or you'll find us. :o)
/endrant
Now I guess I'll GTFO instead of tits and go back to the kitchen or whatever.
<unrelated gif to make up for ranting
#68 - ristycakes (10/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**ristycakes rolled a random image** <- what women really look for in a man
#236 - ironmaidenman (10/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**ironmaidenman rolled a random image**
#118 - fignewtonz (10/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #132 to #118 - masterkeatun (10/28/2011) [-]
oh look its the post about the guy or girl thats seeing a post about a nice guy never getting a girl
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