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#630353 - AreyouSerious (11/27/2011) [-]
my second pony dream:

i was in my room when i heard the doorbell. i walked through the hallway to answer it only to see a human pinkamina standing there with her evil eyes and that psychotic smile. I didn't want to show fear so i slowly closed my front door and locking it. i tried to walk very still back to my room until i saw her smash through the large window in my living room and landing on my couch covered in glass. the second I saw her I gunned towards the end of the hall. I looked back only to see she was right behind me. I had to make a quick decision, if i go left and the end of the hall I'll be in my room where there's a door i can lock. If i go right, I'll head into the kitchen but she'll just chase into a corner. I dashed into my room and locked the door. after I went in my room, i heard the sound of drawers being ripped out and clanging silver ware hitting the tiles of the kitchen floor. after a good minute there was silence. I had no choice but to go into the kitchen and find out where she was so she doesn't surprise me. i entered the kitchen and saw her with a meat clever in her right hand. Scared out of my mind, i tried to make sure she didn't get me a good slice. She charges at me with a down slice that i was barely able escape from. With a slice going towards my head, i ducked and ran towards the counter to find a weapon of my own. I manages to find a long kitchen knife from a drawer she didn't open. Now we were both standing across a distance from each other. She had a meat clever in her right hand and i had a long knife in my left (i'm left handed). We charge at each other to toward the middle of the kitchen. as she swung the cleaver towards my neck i caught her forearm. I brought her arm down and had my knife with the blade pointed down and ready to stab her forearm. She tried to pull my arm back but i was determined to get her let go of the cleaver. Our eyes were deadlocked as my resisted arm went across our faces.
#630581 to #630353 - AreyouSerious (11/27/2011) [-]
The knife was about to touch her so she began biting my forearm. Soon she broke the skin and blood ran down her mouth and down her chin. I gritted my teeth and plunged the knife into her forarm forcing it to contract and release the cleaver. I dug the knife to her arm and took it out. The pain caused her to collapse to the floor. I got on top of her and pinned her down her limbs so she wouldn't break out and escape. I held the knife to her juggular as our anrling and tired face were inches away from each other. As i pressed the knife to her skin i saw i snese of fear...and hapiness. She whispered to me, "thank you" as i slit her thoat and she bled out on the kitchen floor. I stood over her body and looked at the bloody knife until i woke up
The knife was about to touch her so she began biting my forearm. Soon she broke the skin and blood ran down her mouth and down her chin. I gritted my teeth and plunged the knife into her forarm forcing it to contract and release the cleaver. I dug the knife to her arm and took it out. The pain caused her to collapse to the floor. I got on top of her and pinned her down her limbs so she wouldn't break out and escape. I held the knife to her juggular as our anrling and tired face were inches away from each other. As i pressed the knife to her skin i saw i snese of fear...and hapiness. She whispered to me, "thank you" as i slit her thoat and she bled out on the kitchen floor. I stood over her body and looked at the bloody knife until i woke up
#636953 to #630581 - idelki (11/27/2011) [-]
...heh....

You know, some dreams like that can mean you're psychologically disturbed. I mean, if your fine in real life and it's only your dreams, and if this doesn't happen a lot I think you're fine. But otherwise it could be a problem...
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User avatar #666818 to #634038 - AreyouSerious (11/28/2011) [-]
i blame the rap industry...and cocaine.
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#631150 to #630581 - discordantbanana (11/27/2011) [-]
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That sounds ****** up, cool, traumatizing, thrilleriffic, and horrible at the same time. I've had similar dreams, but not as gruesome as that.

Tell me, during the time of this dream, were you being picked on or criticized in real life? Perhaps, you are representing Pinkamena as an event or mental form of your personality unintentionally.
User avatar #631956 to #631150 - AreyouSerious (11/27/2011) [-]
eenope, just had it. i think i was on this thread and people were talking about cupcakes before i went to bed
#630989 to #630581 - mehehe (11/27/2011) [-]
It's well written, and gave me a clear idea.. except maybe the first few details of what the house/appartment looked like..

other then that, if this was a actual dream i'd recommend you talk with somepony. i don't have such dreams, well i don't have dreams at all but w/e

good show.
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User avatar #630451 to #630353 - northquill (11/27/2011) [-]
How does ducking help one avoid a downward slice? (because dream)
User avatar #631908 to #630451 - AreyouSerious (11/27/2011) [-]
she sliced twice
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