1.) You are sitting in a basement lonely, reposting something.
2.) "Special" sports much?
3.) Wait until you get to middle school when it's possible to fail.
4.) I'm a guy, with a girlfriend. By definition, NOT a faggot (which is actually an amount of wood, use a dictionary if you know what that is).

Ohoho, at least you tried.
Who's a wittle faggot? You are! Yes you are!