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#4124107 - GodzillaFTW (04/19/2012) [-]
I REQUIRE YOU ASSISTANCE!   
   
I'm planning on running for class president. And I plan on making a complete ass of myself in the funniest way possible. Those who are running have to make a speech saying why they should be president, or they can also but on some sort of show (dancing, eating contest, and other 						****					).    
   
   
This is where you come in, write up of a speech for me or think of a something that's completely over the top and ridiculous for me to do (I'm not very creative). There is no speech limit, it could be as short/long as you want. Attempt to have ponies involved in some way.    
   
GO!
I REQUIRE YOU ASSISTANCE!

I'm planning on running for class president. And I plan on making a complete ass of myself in the funniest way possible. Those who are running have to make a speech saying why they should be president, or they can also but on some sort of show (dancing, eating contest, and other **** ).


This is where you come in, write up of a speech for me or think of a something that's completely over the top and ridiculous for me to do (I'm not very creative). There is no speech limit, it could be as short/long as you want. Attempt to have ponies involved in some way.

GO!
User avatar #4124687 to #4124107 - AreyouSerious (04/19/2012) [-]
Say something really stupid like at the end of your speech "Canada on Strike" of "Free Earl" then have two friend run next to you and pull those little party poppers and pretend to get scared
#4124420 to #4124107 - detectivebuddha (04/19/2012) [-]
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**** THE OTHER DUDE WE GOT LIMES
User avatar #4124205 to #4124107 - liquidstranger (04/19/2012) [-]
Hand out candy, Im ******* serious, thats how every beat me for student council
When I ran I didnt offer candy
I lost
Ugly bitch gives everyone a lolipop, won with the most votes
+1
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User avatar #4124149 to #4124107 - xoyv (04/19/2012) [-]
pick up a boombox, start blaring my little pony theme song.

"the reason you want to vote for me, is because PONIES!"

and just start throwing my little pony toys at the crowd
User avatar #4124137 to #4124107 - lightingeagle (04/19/2012) [-]
It is just a popularity contest anyway.
User avatar #4124130 to #4124107 - OmegaKawaii (04/19/2012) [-]
Dickbutt, that is all.

You should ask Blackoutats, he'd help a lot
#4124127 to #4124107 - thesaw (04/19/2012) [-]
If only all presidents get chosen by making an ass out of themselves.

Oh wait.
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