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#4078773 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
Hey guys, back from school.
Something disturbing happened:
>Sitting in Chemistry class next to dumb girl
>Teacher goes out for a while
>She asks if I've ever got a boner, and POKES MY ******* DICK WITH A PEN.
>Ok, I flip **** , everyone laughs .
>She screams "I TOUCHED HIS DICK!"
>This is about MFW
>I ask her what the **** is she doing.
>She "Wanted to get me hard."
>Last 30 mins of class was spent making perverted exclamations and jokes
>Wut
>Apparently, a 14 year old girl thinks THIS is how you get a guy hard.

...

I'm glad I'm bi.
Something like this happens later one, I can just be like " **** you, ho, I'ma go **** some guys."





#4078863 to #4078773 - gevaudan (04/17/2012) [-]
See most girls wouldn't do that to me.
Being crazy has it's benefits.
#4078881 to #4078863 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
I always have my swag on, and seem to attract a lot of girls.

What I don't ever get, is guys. Its evident I'm bi, but no one even teases me...

Well, chloroform and a rope...
#4078935 to #4078881 - gevaudan (04/17/2012) [-]
Same here, but most just wouldn't pull that sort of move on me.
Because they have no idea what I'll do next.
Most people can't even picture the music I listen to, let alone my reactions.
Oh and I'm not Bi.
#4078970 to #4078935 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
Eh, I'm a bit crazy too, but not in the creepy kind of way.

I'm the kind of guy who will not hesitate tho whip someone's **** , no matter what.
As in, I don't give a **** about random people. Random people irritate me.
#4079168 to #4078970 - gevaudan (04/17/2012) [-]
I guess crazy is a bit of an exaggeration. but I'm definitely not sane.    
I'm also not the creepy kind of crazy, more of a random crazy.    
I have a large amount of pop-culture references at my disposal, which I regularly drop and I often make snide remarks and tend to be adept at proving people wrong when they try to bother having a conversation with me.    
My changes from silent, emotionless dude sitting at the front to dude who can't shut up, penchant for monochrome clothing, preferences to sit with my legs crossed, borderline schizophrenia and autism, strange interests, being a pubic Brony, virtually unknown sexuality amongst others and strange posture/movement most likely have an effect on peoples thoughts.    
But I don't care about said thoughts much.    
I take them into consideration, but I really don't care as they don't really affect me.
I guess crazy is a bit of an exaggeration. but I'm definitely not sane.
I'm also not the creepy kind of crazy, more of a random crazy.
I have a large amount of pop-culture references at my disposal, which I regularly drop and I often make snide remarks and tend to be adept at proving people wrong when they try to bother having a conversation with me.
My changes from silent, emotionless dude sitting at the front to dude who can't shut up, penchant for monochrome clothing, preferences to sit with my legs crossed, borderline schizophrenia and autism, strange interests, being a pubic Brony, virtually unknown sexuality amongst others and strange posture/movement most likely have an effect on peoples thoughts.
But I don't care about said thoughts much.
I take them into consideration, but I really don't care as they don't really affect me.
User avatar #4078813 to #4078773 - xoyv (04/17/2012) [-]
BRO, no. no bro. no

what you SHOULD to, is tell her that because of her, you are turning gay
User avatar #4078841 to #4078813 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
I'm not gonna turn full gay because of that.

And it'd spread, fast...
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#4078811 to #4078773 - lxe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4078834 to #4078811 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
MMmmm, I nearly forgot about you.

How you doing, you sexy thing?
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#4078851 to #4078834 - lxe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4078861 to #4078851 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
Nearly forgot.

Now, how about we get to business <3.
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#4078897 to #4078861 - lxe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4078949 to #4078897 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
Eh, I've been good and bad.
And sorry for your sickness, it sucks, I was sick for a month and my physical state went down.

I've gotten thinner, a bit more muscular too, but all in all, I'm not that good due to the huge break from doing anything.

Physique going up but actual performance is going down...
Oh well, you can clop to this pic, or whatever you're gonna do :3.

Also, my birthday is the 21'st.
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#4078991 to #4078949 - lxe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4079017 to #4078991 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
MMmmm, you can do that just by talking to me...

You really turn me on, you...
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#4079081 to #4079017 - lxe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4079089 to #4079081 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
MMmm, thanks for letting me know...
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#4079102 to #4079089 - lxe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4079136 to #4079102 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
Awww, why?

Wanna talk?
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#4079156 to #4079136 - lxe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4079191 to #4079156 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
Oh, ok.

Just relax.
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#4079218 to #4079191 - lxe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4079231 to #4079218 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
Awww, don't be mean.
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#4079266 to #4079231 - lxe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4079303 to #4079266 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
Angry sex?

Angry sex.
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#4078795 to #4078773 - soarinbolt **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4078789 to #4078773 - lykinlore (04/17/2012) [-]
Don't worry, plenty of creeps out there.
User avatar #4078783 to #4078773 - bulldozah (04/17/2012) [-]
Why is your teacher 14 years old?
#4078793 to #4078783 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
Did you read it properly?

I'm not talking about my teacher, she left class.
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#4078806 to #4078793 - soarinbolt **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4078822 to #4078806 - bulldozah (04/17/2012) [-]
read the line above it.
User avatar #4078815 to #4078806 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
>Sitting next to dumb girl
>She asks

I was hoping you guys know context.
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#4078826 to #4078815 - soarinbolt **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4078849 to #4078826 - archosaurusrev (04/17/2012) [-]
fuk u sorin   
   
sorin pls
fuk u sorin

sorin pls
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User avatar #4078803 to #4078793 - bulldozah (04/17/2012) [-]
sorry, skim-read :/
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