Hypocrites. You can make fun of literally anything on funny junk but the moment you make fun of religion half the comments are butthurt paragraphs about how eve
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Hypocrites

Hypocrites. You can make fun of literally anything on funny junk but the moment you make fun of religion half the comments are butthurt paragraphs about how eve

You can make fun of literally anything on funny junk but the moment you make fun of religion half the comments are butthurt paragraphs about how everyone should get along and not make fun of each other. It has to stop.

What do you do
when you see a
****** bleeding
on your lawn?
Stop laughing
and reload
How is a woman
like a condom?
They both spend
More time in
your wallet than
on your dick
What' s the
difference
between
a dead baby
and an onion?
You don' t cry
when you chop up
a dead baby
How DARE YOU!
ms”? atheist ARROGANT !
does it Lake tcc, I' M woo LIKE THAT!
screw in a DON' T GROUP ME WIT
lightbulb !
2, One to screw
it in, and one
to fim it so
christians can' t
claim god did it
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Submitted: 10/27/2011
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#16 - drsmall (10/27/2011) [-]
You guys say Christians start the fights. That is definitely not the case on FunnyJunk XD
You guys say Christians start the fights. That is definitely not the case on FunnyJunk XD
User avatar #21 to #16 - heggzor (10/27/2011) [-]
so true
User avatar #77 to #67 - fuhrersalzburg (10/28/2011) [-]
It's the 60s, it's fine.
User avatar #31 - burntretoast (10/27/2011) [-]
I'm christian. I lol'd. Bye now.
#82 - silentvodka (10/28/2011) [-]
**silentvodka rolled a random image** My religion
User avatar #41 - spacefield (10/27/2011) [-]
Arguing about religion in a case like this is stupid for two (2) reasons:
1. Nobody wins.
2. Not EVERYONE is required to believe in god.
User avatar #83 to #41 - fuhrersalzburg (10/28/2011) [-]
Religious arguments:
1. Not EVERYONE is a radical fanatic.
2. Not EVERYONE is going to let douchebags step on their beliefs.

That sir, is why religious arguments happen.
User avatar #100 - ppeeddoobbeeaarr (10/28/2011) [-]
Two things I've learned to never talk about; Religion and Politics.
User avatar #111 to #100 - killermuffin (10/28/2011) [-]
Or say anything about Call of Duty being better than Battlefield. Or vice versa.
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#55 to #27 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
WAIT, he's getting thumbs, so that must mean........ it's a fact
#44 - anon (10/27/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** my religion
#38 - iamphoenix (10/27/2011) [-]
I think jokes about religion are funny, so long as the poster isn't being a dick about it. Which is apparently difficult to do on FJ.
#3 - thepeanutlord (10/27/2011) [-]
The way I see it, the problem is that people make fun of ******* , cracking jokes etc. While jokes about christianity is more: They are wrong because [insert misconception, moot point, inaccuracy here].
It is basically a difference between:

Yo tyrone get to the melon!!

And:
Lol churchRichard Simmonss believe the world was created in 6 gays. (Typo, but hilarious.)



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#6 to #3 - supermudkipz (10/27/2011) [-]
im a christian and jokes about my religion are hilarious
#127 - Blomadhino (10/28/2011) [-]
**Blomadhino rolled a random image** ........
#19 - anon (10/27/2011) [-]
I see religious people rollin...
They hatin...

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User avatar #114 to #98 - kabizus (10/28/2011) [-]
Religion fight!

The Crusades
Native Americans
Witch Trials
Homosexuals

You have fought in Gods name, in the crusades to prove which religion is better. You have forcefully taken Native Americans' land so you can pray in the name of God. You falsely accuse innocent people of witch craft because they are different, in the name of God. You don't allow homosexuals to marry, in the name of God.

#133 to #114 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
herp derp I've been alive since the crusades
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User avatar #117 to #116 - kabizus (10/28/2011) [-]
"In the name of God, you shall not marry."

Lots of quotes from people I've heard.
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User avatar #120 to #118 - kabizus (10/28/2011) [-]
Because it's stupid?
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User avatar #122 to #121 - kabizus (10/28/2011) [-]
I'm Atheist just so you know..
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User avatar #125 to #123 - kabizus (10/28/2011) [-]
No I said religion fight towards Christians..who would comment on this comment.
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User avatar #135 to #114 - kabizus (10/28/2011) [-]
A Christian thumbed me down, woo hoo.
#32 - mrpressure (10/27/2011) [-]
POINT PROVEN
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#151 to #137 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
I have never seen a smart person think of it as an argument.
User avatar #138 to #137 - afuckinmazing (10/28/2011) [-]
Or I could believe in whichever religion I like and believe in using the free will God has granted me and thank him for it? I'm not saying Atheism is wrong and I'm not saying the picture is right, I just thought it was funny and thought I'd share it. I'm Christian and don't have a problem with Atheists. It changes nothing in my life whether the rest of the world is religious or atheist.
#141 to #138 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
If God gave everybody free will then why does God get mad when people choose to not believe in him?
User avatar #146 to #141 - afuckinmazing (10/28/2011) [-]
God doesn't get mad, he is dissapointed and punishes appropriately, you are given free will and expected to make the right choices, whether you make the right choices is your decision.
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User avatar #140 to #139 - afuckinmazing (10/28/2011) [-]
The picture can only imply what the mind wants it to. Others may have found it just as a joke, you just happened to take it negatively. :)
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User avatar #144 to #142 - afuckinmazing (10/28/2011) [-]
You can take it however you like. I'm not about to get into some useless argument over whether your or my beliefs are right. I posted it for the lulz and clearly explained it to you. Nuff said. Kthxbai.
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User avatar #148 to #147 - afuckinmazing (10/28/2011) [-]
And yet you continue and lower yourself to the point of insulting me. Obviously your being sarcastic, but yes, I can read a sentence. Unlike 90% of Americans (Made up statistic) I happen to be literate. Now, since you've explained you don't give a damn, maybe you'll do me a favour and stop giving me notifications by commenting on a thread that is going nowhere. Thanks.
User avatar #149 to #148 - afuckinmazing (10/28/2011) [-]
you're*
#132 to #129 - anon (10/28/2011) [-]
This has been debated time and time again. I was sure people would stop using this argument.
#69 - kalnoth (10/28/2011) [-]
I'm a firm believer in Christianity. I think some of the jokes in here are really funny. No I am not butt-hurt (although some go too far). And I will not try to shove anything done your throat unless you want it....
#104 to #69 - kamikazeassasin (10/28/2011) [-]
I have something to shove down your throat XD lol
#131 - itrollzyou (10/28/2011) [-]
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