Football. hope you enjoyed ;]. Bushy requires no nails. I " Football has less tackling. 3 _ is slower. 4' . Football Cleavers . 5 Ass summing.. 1. Rugby isn't played the same way as football. The tackling in football is far more hard hitting and even with pads and helmets, football players (guys who are
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Bushy requires no nails.
I " Football has less tackling.
3 _ is slower.
4' . Football Cleavers .
5 * Ass summing.
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#162 - anon (10/26/2011) [+] (26 replies)
1. Rugby isn't played the same way as football. The tackling in football is far more hard hitting and even with pads and helmets, football players (guys who are 200-300 pounds of muscle) are still tearing tendons and ligaments, breaking bones and suffering from concussions.  
2. Football doesn't have less tackling, and the tackling is again much more hard hitting  
3. Football is played by designing plays, having players set up to run specific routes. It's like a game of chess, you don't always just jump in and do something without first thinking it over. Again EVERY player must be on the right page in order for the play to work. If even one player isn't on the right page that could be the difference between a score or a stop.  
John Cleese is a dumbass. He says Football doesn't require you to think. Football requires you to literally memorize an entire play book with multiple plays on HUNDREDS of pages, with your OWN language. Not only that but it requires you to read your opponent and to try and stay one step ahead of them. Football is literally a chess match that causes brutal pain and resilience  
4. You have to wear tights otherwise hands and body parts get stuck in lose fitting clothing and can cause breaks. I was a wrestler in high school. We used to practice wearing lose fitting clothing and on many occasions we suffered injuries because of that. Tights takes away injuries.  
5. EVERY sport has ass slapping what's your point?
1. Rugby isn't played the same way as football. The tackling in football is far more hard hitting and even with pads and helmets, football players (guys who are 200-300 pounds of muscle) are still tearing tendons and ligaments, breaking bones and suffering from concussions.
2. Football doesn't have less tackling, and the tackling is again much more hard hitting
3. Football is played by designing plays, having players set up to run specific routes. It's like a game of chess, you don't always just jump in and do something without first thinking it over. Again EVERY player must be on the right page in order for the play to work. If even one player isn't on the right page that could be the difference between a score or a stop.
John Cleese is a dumbass. He says Football doesn't require you to think. Football requires you to literally memorize an entire play book with multiple plays on HUNDREDS of pages, with your OWN language. Not only that but it requires you to read your opponent and to try and stay one step ahead of them. Football is literally a chess match that causes brutal pain and resilience
4. You have to wear tights otherwise hands and body parts get stuck in lose fitting clothing and can cause breaks. I was a wrestler in high school. We used to practice wearing lose fitting clothing and on many occasions we suffered injuries because of that. Tights takes away injuries.
5. EVERY sport has ass slapping what's your point?
#52 - liarsenic (10/26/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Wayne Shelford
Roughly 20 minutes into the match, an errant French boot found its way into Shelford's groin, somehow ripping his scrotum and leaving one testicle hanging free. He also lost four teeth in the process. Incredibly, after discovering the injury to his scrotum, he calmly asked the physio to stitch up the tear and returned to the field before a blow to his head left him concussed
#214 - skittlemcmuffin (10/27/2011) [+] (31 replies)
*sigh* I'm tired of this stupid debate. I'm assuming OP has never played American Football. There's a reason WHY THERE ARE PADS FOR AMERICAN FOOTBALL. I wouldn't mind getting tackled by a rugby player, since they tend to be much smaller and leaner than football players(200-300 pounds of muscle). But a football player running full speed against you. Jesus Christ.   
Dear OP, before you go around and call American Football "gay" how about you try it. Ass slapping. Really? It means good job, if you're too insecure about your sexuality that you think slapping a male on the rear end telling them good job is gay. You sir, need to get your gay-dar checked. Rugby and American Football are both VERY tough sports, each one being tougher in a certain area. 						****					 you OP, get your 						****					 straight. I bet you don't even have the mental toughness to play football.  
  
/rant over  
  
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*sigh* I'm tired of this stupid debate. I'm assuming OP has never played American Football. There's a reason WHY THERE ARE PADS FOR AMERICAN FOOTBALL. I wouldn't mind getting tackled by a rugby player, since they tend to be much smaller and leaner than football players(200-300 pounds of muscle). But a football player running full speed against you. Jesus Christ.
Dear OP, before you go around and call American Football "gay" how about you try it. Ass slapping. Really? It means good job, if you're too insecure about your sexuality that you think slapping a male on the rear end telling them good job is gay. You sir, need to get your gay-dar checked. Rugby and American Football are both VERY tough sports, each one being tougher in a certain area. **** you OP, get your **** straight. I bet you don't even have the mental toughness to play football.

/rant over

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#245 - apollosbow (10/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Didn't like football.
Didn't like rugby.
Just wanted to sit home and make music :)

pic somewhat related
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#285 - ChanDEdandler **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
#1113 - churbro (10/27/2011) [+] (11 replies)
This is why Rugby is better than Football
#632 - IAMSTEEEVEE (10/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
UNKNOWN FACT FOOTBALL IS CALLED FOOTBALL BECAUSE THE "BALL" IS A "FOOT" LONG OR 30 CM, 12 INCHES
#1204 - rototornik (10/27/2011) [-]
football? this is the only football i know.
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#9 - kennytguy (10/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Don't agree with the tackling part, men handling each other is pretty gay.
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User avatar #266 - jinjo ONLINE (10/27/2011) [-]
I play both.

I love both.

**** you.
#1263 - zxz (10/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
New Zealand - That is all.
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#1255 - anon (10/27/2011) [-]
#1053 - TheTypoPoopcicle (10/27/2011) [-]
nothing is gayer than wrestling
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#256 - RagingClue (10/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Lol.
#134 - illegalartist (10/26/2011) [-]
i play water polo. do you guys think im cool?
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