An astonishing fact about Spongebob.. I'm not even going to start on the ages of Mr Krabs or Squidward.... Hello. Last night I stumbled upon something fantastic An astonishing fact about Spongebob I'm not even going to start on the ages of Mr Krabs or Squidward Hello Last night I stumbled upon something fantastic
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An astonishing fact about Spongebob.. I'm not even going to start on the ages of Mr Krabs or Squidward.... Hello. Last night I stumbled upon something fantastic

I'm not even going to start on the ages of Mr Krabs or Squidward...

Hello. Last night I stumbled upon something fantastic whilst
watching the Spongebob Squarepants movie, Here is the quote I
found interesting:
Let' s ask my wall of 374 CONSEQUENT 'Employee of the
month' awards!"
12 =
This means that Spongebob has been working for the musty
Krab for atleast 11, 3816 days (Rounded, of course, of a
day seems pointless.)
Additionally, assuming that Spongebob got the job at roughly 18
years of age (The average age that people start working across
the whole of the USA], that makes him approximately 49 years
old,
Thumb either way,
I just wanted to
share this with
somebody. "
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#109 - thebrownbomber
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Tropical sea sponges can live for over 200 years
User avatar #164 to #109 - DanR
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average male age of death is 80
1 seasponge year = 2.5 human years
he is 19.6 human years old
User avatar #113 to #109 - Lolzster
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If thats the case, then in huan years hes about 27.
User avatar #114 to #113 - Lolzster
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human*
#248 to #113 - wiredguy
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He was born 7.14.86, making him 17/18 when the film was released.
Though I don't think we can really account on all of this information to correlate, it's not like they were going to go back through every episode and look for any information that would need to be repeated.
#115 to #109 - fistpump [OP]
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#21 - Vegetaftfw
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<--- D.O.B 7/14/86

He's 25.
#229 to #21 - gerdinn
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User avatar #57 to #21 - invshika
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Spongebob doesn't have his license.
User avatar #266 to #57 - sasukkun
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It was in his dream.
#278 to #266 - stickdick
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NO it was from extra credit.
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User avatar #281 to #278 - sasukkun
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Was it? I thought it was in his dream, he was driving and said "WAIT! I don't even have my license!" then pulled it out "Oh!" Then Mrs Puff pops up and takes it and rips it up 'Not even in your dreams, Spongebob.'
#287 to #281 - stickdick
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You're thinking of this.
User avatar #290 to #287 - sasukkun
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Huh, so I was. Thank you for clearing that up! :)
User avatar #291 to #290 - stickdick
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Anytime, good sir.
User avatar #292 to #291 - stickdick
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I have no idea why the **** i said that.
#123 to #21 - iUt **User deleted account**
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#119 to #21 - fuckfacez
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so hes been working at the krusty krab since he was 7
#25 to #21 - digestivebiscuit
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Sea months? **** ***** I dunno.
User avatar #4 - boobookittyfuk
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and he still doesn't have that damn boating license.
#80 - macaryh
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40 year old spongebob
#85 - batmantouchedme
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He can light a fire underwater. I don't think his age is relevant.
He can light a fire underwater. I don't think his age is relevant.
User avatar #111 to #85 - kolpster
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Yeah, he also can't swim in a pool in the ocean. **** logic. TO THE MAX.
User avatar #5 - savannahjoelle
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Except, in the episode "Christmas Who" he shows his birth certificate which says his birthday is July 14th 1986. That makes him 25. Get your facts straight buddy.
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#26 to #5 - fistpump [OP]
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Ah, but we cannot be certain of the time in which SpongeBob is set. I don't think it ever has a mention of a year, anywhere, oddly enough.
User avatar #148 to #26 - dbrak
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yes we can. david hasslehoff played himself, at his normal age. also, when they show a picture of spongebobs license (i forget what episode it is so don't ask me why he has one) it says it expires on December 14th, 2003. so at least most episodes take place before that date.
#10 to #5 - iamshadow
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Hey Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24.
#173 to #10 - thetully
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25?
#86 - UpbeatUSername
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He's 25...
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User avatar #89 to #86 - fistpump [OP]
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We don't know what year the show is set it, though.
User avatar #90 to #89 - UpbeatUSername
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True... true...
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User avatar #149 to #89 - dbrak
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"EXPIRES 12-14-03"
User avatar #154 to #149 - fistpump [OP]
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That episode is pre-movie, though. :P
User avatar #157 to #154 - dbrak
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would there be a huge time jump? D:
User avatar #161 to #157 - fistpump [OP]
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Who knows? These people light camp-fires underwater, **** anything logical! :D
#166 to #161 - dbrak
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pic related
#259 - iambansky
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#268 to #259 - ghostyogurt
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#261 to #259 - iambansky
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User avatar #270 to #261 - nuggubler
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thats mine.which would mean he is currently 25
#295 to #261 - RainbowCat
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User avatar #265 to #261 - fistpump [OP]
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Not-so-epic-bombshell:
There is never any mention of what year it is during the movie!
#269 to #265 - iambansky
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Oh wait a minute I'm sorry I misread your comment.
User avatar #274 to #269 - fistpump [OP]
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Don't worry about it. I know what you mean, anyway.
There must have been 15 posts about his drivers license, all I'm saying is that, since we don't know when the movie is, we have no way of telling his true age.
#267 to #265 - iambansky
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No not during the movie but remember the episode where he dreams that he got his driver's license? Well, in that episode it shows his driver's license and it shows his date of birth. This was an early episode too.
User avatar #24 - icefried
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Some sea sponges can live for 15000 years...
So yeah..
#117 - deviroux
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And hes still got it ;D
And hes still got it ;D