Ways to Die [Pt. 1]. Sorry the first few are really , I hadn't gotten the hang of MS Paint yet.. Sequel:<br /> /funny_pictures/279508/Ways+to+Die+Pt+2/&lt i pooped and then i cried and then i died
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Ways to Die [Pt. 1]. Sorry the first few are really , I hadn't gotten the hang of MS Paint yet.. Sequel:<br /> /funny_pictures/279508/Ways+to+Die+Pt+2/&lt

Sorry the first few are really ****** , I hadn't gotten the hang of MS Paint yet.. Sequel:<br />
/funny_pictures/279508/Ways+to+Die+Pt+2/<br />
/funny_pictures/278596/Best+of+UD/

Ways To Die
Y. mm mar
Hey everyone, This is a comic based around different ways of dying, choose your' poison.
NOTICE: I advise you *CLICK* on the inure when viewer , as Funnyjunk shrinks it in the r' icular' window.
1) Getting Impaled With a Rubber Chicken
of M, chicken, Whattherim? l
Greg?
You' re making me nervous...
Coughcough
counrty* Germ" Amtime.
before my parenthese here Hello kids I Anybody home?
2) Laughing
Geodude, wantto heare joke? , between
laverne Herpes?! I hahahaha
l Teasure
Ahahahahahaah (l) on_ snn.._. _
justkimi black man
mum snowman, I' m justan _ ".
Tootsie Roll answering
pop? machine
1) Getting Camped
Yawn’
2) Darth Father
So, I have Luke, Yea I wanted to e WHAT
been ... ' breath' *******
Tea Darth.
whadda youwant?
I halved can' teet the ball
Thanks for, viewing everyone. I hope you enjoyed itl
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Submitted: 03/18/2010
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User avatar #44 - NonCatholicPope (03/19/2010) [-]
hate people who camp outside my house just to kill me. at least I respawn though
User avatar #46 to #44 - MooshW (03/19/2010) [-]
Amen to that man.
User avatar #45 to #44 - airguitar (03/19/2010) [-]
Yea it's such a boner killer, right?
User avatar #16 - RainbowHorseCrap (03/18/2010) [-]
Last pic= ULTRA ****** !
User avatar #17 to #16 - ZoeZamboni (03/18/2010) [-]
PAHAHAHA.
User avatar #55 - CaptainJohnPrice (03/19/2010) [-]
I have to say, its rather sad that the billy mays tribute (gay) is higher than this, which is actually funny.
User avatar #69 to #55 - airguitar (03/19/2010) [-]
Thank you, that's probably the best comment i've heard on here from anyone. I don't get what is going on with funnyjunk with stupid pictures getting mass thumbs (like the LINE) but it sickens me, I may end up taking a short hiatus because people have just become too stupid at voting
User avatar #18 - roflstorm (03/18/2010) [-]
y are the tags i pooped and then i died than i cried???
User avatar #19 to #18 - airguitar (03/18/2010) [-]
These questions and more will be answered, tonight, on 60 minutes.
User avatar #23 to #19 - CatchTheSpit (03/18/2010) [-]
:3 so.....much...win!
#22 to #19 - John Cena (03/18/2010) [-]
60 minutes have passed, i want my answers!!!!
User avatar #24 to #22 - airguitar (03/18/2010) [-]
HAha, it's just one of these retarded songs i randomly sing when I'm at school. such as the song:

"I pooped on a monster.... I pooped on a monster.... But then I realized.. The monster was me!"... Yea
User avatar #77 to #19 - roflstorm (03/19/2010) [-]
smartass
#51 - MachoPPMan **User deleted account** (03/19/2010) [-]
First one should have said Taste the wrath of my cock, bitch!
User avatar #67 to #51 - Xedan (03/19/2010) [-]
you win an internet... or a condom...
User avatar #73 - LukesFather (03/19/2010) [-]
WHY DOES THAT ALWAYS HAPPEN?!?
User avatar #15 - menindresses (03/18/2010) [-]
oh **** ,

I think i just killed a black man.
#75 - John Cena (03/19/2010) [-]
this isnt funny
User avatar #71 - Ragette (03/19/2010) [-]
**Ragette rolls 431,345,263**

OMG,hax! xD
User avatar #70 - airguitar (03/19/2010) [-]
Please check out the sequel if you liked it:

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/279508/Ways+to+Die+Pt+2/
User avatar #64 - ZombieSmile (03/19/2010) [-]
I prefer Monty Pythons choice of death, the one from the 'Meaning to life'.
User avatar #66 to #64 - Xedan (03/19/2010) [-]
Yeah, monty python's flying circus already showed the perils of laughing to death.
User avatar #68 to #66 - ZombieSmile (03/19/2010) [-]
Prefered the chick death, when I first saw it I was 8, I'm counting it as my first porno.
User avatar #62 - Apex (03/19/2010) [-]
The rubber chicken is such a rip-off of one of JaGeX's Runescape Holiday Easter Items: Rubber Chicken >.>
User avatar #63 to #62 - ZombieSmile (03/19/2010) [-]
Who goes on runescape anyway?
User avatar #80 to #63 - Apex (03/20/2010) [-]
I don't go on it much anymore, too many updates to memorise.. After the GodWars Update, I just gave up.

CoD 4 MW 1 and 2 and Halo are all I play now ROFL.
User avatar #65 to #62 - Xedan (03/19/2010) [-]
You've just been put in the nerdy ways to die category. Have fun with either of those scenarios.
User avatar #54 - helloaluya (03/19/2010) [-]
wow i cant believe that i hope to be impalled by a rubber chicken
User avatar #48 - chandlerjoBL (03/19/2010) [-]
**chandlerjoBL rolls 661,427,564** I like the first cool way to die
#47 - John Cena (03/19/2010) [-]
The guy who killed the black guy woulda got away with it if they were anywhere but africa, Racist JOKE
User avatar #25 - cjklefty (03/18/2010) [-]
lol imma firin my lazer
User avatar #8 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (03/18/2010) [-]
2 things :D... The first comic look it's like from Runescape (if anyone knows that). It's a crappy game... Very crappy... But anyway you could get a rubber chicken and hit people with it. Second: In the last. It should have been WTF H4X xD. Nerdy me
User avatar #12 to #8 - patriotic canadian (03/18/2010) [-]
i used to love runescape

in a bout of cuiosity i checked it out


its REALLY improved.

a lot
User avatar #26 to #12 - icyco (03/18/2010) [-]
i know rite? i used to be addicted but now i go back every few months to see whats new
User avatar #49 to #26 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (03/19/2010) [-]
I still hate it -.-' xD
User avatar #5 - braydonbond (03/18/2010) [-]
My favs:
Atomic wedgie
Camped
They Cheated


made me lol
#3 - guillermoahj (03/18/2010) [-]
ralmao, whats up with the tags?
User avatar #52 - thejunkie (03/19/2010) [-]
what if you died of drowning while tha water was on firre
User avatar #53 to #52 - airguitar (03/19/2010) [-]
Sounds rather painful o.O
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