Condoms. EDIT: it was 10 bucks because it was a 24 pack of good condoms. Durex extra sensitives. I highly recommend. Also, for those of you that are virgins, Do Condoms n shit
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Condoms. EDIT: it was 10 bucks because it was a 24 pack of good condoms. Durex extra sensitives. I highly recommend. Also, for those of you that are virgins, Do

EDIT: it was 10 bucks because it was a 24 pack of good condoms. Durex extra sensitives. I highly recommend. Also, for those of you that are virgins, Dont worry about it. Sex is fun but it's not OMGSUPERAWESOMEIMUSTHAVESEX like everyone makes it out to be. Wait for the right girl. Or **** a random whore. But you're not some weird loser kid if you haven't had sex yet, even if you're somewhat older.

true story. If you've never had sex and never bought condoms, just pretend you have and make up a story about it so people will think you are cool.

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wgm me,] catgut a new gfriend, buyig A would Meta ,
HEY, THOSE ARE CONDOMS THOSE ARE FOR
HAVING SEX WHO ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE SEX ATTENTION WALLMART!
WITH? IS IT YOUR FIRST TIME? TE YOUR FIRST _
TIME ENT IT? VIRGIN IS IT A BOY UR A GIRL? I BET
TE A BOY FAGGOT GIVE ME THOSE
Wat what are you-
THIS KID IS A VIRGIN AND IS BUYING CONDOMS FOR THE
FIRST TIME! EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH AT HIM!
**** . a
your total is . 73.
receipt' s in the bag.
have a nice day.
AND
THEN
****** .
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#31 - SILENCEnight (10/20/2011) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image** too bad that never happened
#46 to #31 - John Cena (10/21/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** perfect
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#47 to #31 - clutterbutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#136 to #13 - Ranpu Dentro ONLINE (10/21/2011) [-]
**Ranpu Dentro rolled a random image** What i lost my virginity to.
#161 to #136 - John Cena (10/21/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** Oh wow, that's terrible. Lose it to this instead.
#129 - John Cena (10/21/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** what she looks like
#131 to #129 - fignewtonz (10/21/2011) [-]
nope, but that pill would have come in handy for her
#125 - plasmasnake (10/21/2011) [-]
Everytime I buy condoms, the cashier says "have fun"...it's both creepy and funny.
Everytime I buy condoms, the cashier says "have fun"...it's both creepy and funny.
#116 - ivyy (10/21/2011) [-]
you missed the part when she said...
#115 - ramannoob (10/21/2011) [-]
**ramannoob rolled a random image** what she looked like
#113 - neoexdeath ONLINE (10/21/2011) [-]
<-- Gym teachers face when he gets found out
#118 - GoldenHippo (10/21/2011) [-]
And then we ****** ...




Me and the cashier, that is.
#124 - bbxss (10/21/2011) [-]
i always think its funny to **** with the cashier. So i'll buy condoms, a giant bottle of lube, some rope, a chainsaw, and the biggest strongest trashbags they have available. But you have to pay for it as if there's nothing weird about it.
#137 to #124 - philteaspynuts (10/21/2011) [-]
so when i buy condoms they sometimes say "have a good day" i always respond..." oh I will ;)"
User avatar #132 to #124 - bbxss (10/21/2011) [-]
Also, make a little small talk. Tell the cashier about how you're about to go across the street to home depot to see how much it is to rent a wood chipper.
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#141 - akokulit (10/21/2011) [-]
**akokulit rolled a random image** my reaction during sex
#146 to #141 - oddtabbycat (10/21/2011) [-]
Is that why they call you MOANING Myrtle?? Eh?? Eh yeah
Is that why they call you MOANING Myrtle?? Eh?? Eh yeah
#145 to #141 - ragingewok (10/21/2011) [-]
**ragingewok rolled a random image** my reaction during sex
#152 to #145 - tonyspinners (10/21/2011) [-]
**tonyspinners rolled a random image** So much ******* win
#148 to #145 - ragingewok (10/21/2011) [-]
sheep will do that to ya
sheep will do that to ya
#117 - Hydrocircuit (10/21/2011) [-]
**Hydrocircuit rolled a random image** < fetish
#45 - MissGlamrock (10/21/2011) [-]
For my first time i bought water balloons with a box of condoms. it was ******* funny
#19 - John Cena (10/20/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** condoms are 			*******		 expensive, i should buy drugs they're cheaper
**anonymous rolled a random image** condoms are ******* expensive, i should buy drugs they're cheaper
#5 - seanseanseansean (10/20/2011) [-]
The ONE time 4chan helped me was when I was nervous to by condoms.

I stumbled on a thread where someone was nervous and some poster basically said:

"Buying condoms means you're about to have sex. Be proud, not ashamed."

Since then, I don't think twice about buying condoms.
User avatar #27 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (10/20/2011) [-]
I've sold condoms before, and let me tell you, I can't prevent myself from not laughing...
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