Great read.. A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smili
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Great read.

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out
she complained to the driver and he had the man
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
couldn' t help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
The Double Mint Twins are coming’ and I grinned.
Logan' s Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I
had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign
that said,
William' s Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly
contain myself,
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Bqq I just lost it.'
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Submitted: 10/19/2011
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User avatar #2 - PoisinSandwich (10/20/2011) [-]
Women are the only people i know who would sue a guy for smiling and laughing.
User avatar #4 - iRetaliate (10/20/2011) [-]
Drivers of buses apparently have judicial authority...
User avatar #1 - captainego (10/19/2011) [-]
User avatar #3 - ivoryhammer (10/20/2011) [-]
You can't get arrested for laughing at someone...
User avatar #6 - eaglefort (10/20/2011) [-]
User avatar #5 - stefanos (10/20/2011) [-]
i lol'd
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