Terrible Boner Story. its a true story. plz thumbs up if you laughed or even just feel bad for me. but youll probably thumbs up because you laughed. :'(. Se we  terrible sad bon
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Terrible Boner Story

Terrible Boner Story. its a true story. plz thumbs up if you laughed or even just feel bad for me. but youll probably thumbs up because you laughed. :'(. Se we

its a true story. plz thumbs up if you laughed or even just feel bad for me. but youll probably thumbs up because you laughed. :'(

Se we hadto present projects today, right? well, right before it was
my turn, I got one of those "i come out of% " boners.
and well, this is how it went:
Teacher: Dalton, Bring you" project up and present please.
Teacher: Oh has to do it.
Me: oh no, its not that its just....
Teacher: Just what?
Me: udlu. i to be "happy".
Everyone: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: *smiling* (crying on the inside)
Teacher: No e: -tenses, just den it.
Me: Nike?
Teacher: What?
Me: Nothing. (stands up)
Everyone:
Me: urhh ‘Weeks at the girl next to him smiling'
Me: *Takes overhasty*
Me: See anything you like?
Girl: Nothing thats last for long.
AND THATS H( I LOST
h/ BONER.
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Submitted: 03/17/2010
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User avatar #82 - traczbrett (03/18/2010) [-]
Dont you just hate it when you get a boner in class and your desk flips over?
#94 to #82 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/18/2010) [-]
Don't you just hate it when you stand up and fall because of the weight of your boner?
User avatar #144 to #94 - SirryArrecks (03/18/2010) [-]
But MrSquiggly, as I remember you have a 0-inch long penis.
#84 to #82 - XOTIK (03/18/2010) [-]
ahahahah that made my day, thank you kind sir, and well played.
User avatar #86 to #82 - BobtheNinja (03/18/2010) [-]
Don't you just hate it when you find out your avatar sideways looks like a stick guy jacking off.
User avatar #89 to #86 - squeaky (03/18/2010) [-]
Win. A thousend times: win.
User avatar #105 to #89 - Mawxter (03/18/2010) [-]
Grammar Nazi time. You spelled "thousand" wrong.
User avatar #107 to #105 - squeaky (03/18/2010) [-]
Everyone has a typo. My mistake.
User avatar #112 to #107 - Mawxter (03/18/2010) [-]
yes, but at least i didnt go shouting "LAWL OMG U SPELT THOUSAND WRONG LOLOL!!!!1111"
User avatar #113 to #112 - squeaky (03/18/2010) [-]
That is ture, and I am glad you are not an ass about it.
User avatar #123 to #113 - Toki (03/18/2010) [-]
What you did there, I saw it.
User avatar #102 to #86 - supersparta (03/18/2010) [-]
Well played.
User avatar #159 to #86 - traczbrett (03/18/2010) [-]
good analogy sir
#284 - TheGrammarHitler (03/18/2010) [-]
looks like he was stuck in between a rock and a *puts on shades* HARD place

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
User avatar #287 to #284 - herotime (03/18/2010) [-]
LOL thumbs up for jew. wait...
#291 to #287 - TheGrammarHitler (03/18/2010) [-]
thumbs for you too
User avatar #97 - Dadycupcakes (03/18/2010) [-]
When I was in jr. high there was this semi retarded kid in my science class and there is not much room between the desks. the teacher called him up to talk to him and he always wore swooshy pants anyways he had a boner and dragged it across the desk!
User avatar #120 to #97 - Beastwood (03/18/2010) [-]
dude...
#101 to #97 - wulfgurl (03/18/2010) [-]
ewww gross
User avatar #127 to #97 - bbtheman (03/18/2010) [-]
you got +13 for that?
User avatar #383 to #127 - Liechtenstein (03/22/2010) [-]
He got a +25 for that?
User avatar #98 to #97 - FourChanFails (03/18/2010) [-]
What the **** .
User avatar #63 - culanap (03/18/2010) [-]
Tuck your boner into your pant's waistline next time :O
User avatar #64 to #63 - MRGamer ONLINE (03/18/2010) [-]
Superbad was pretty good.
User avatar #65 to #64 - Sinless (03/18/2010) [-]
Even though that trick was around long before the movie.
#71 to #65 - FemaleBodyInspecta **User deleted account** (03/18/2010) [-]
Dont worry, MtGamer's dick is never long enough to reach his waistline
User avatar #74 to #71 - Sinless (03/18/2010) [-]
OHHHHH SNAAAP BUUUUURN
User avatar #234 to #71 - MRGamer ONLINE (03/18/2010) [-]
Dick jokes on someone else? Someones compensating.
User avatar #168 to #71 - culanap (03/18/2010) [-]
LMAO!
User avatar #158 - Gabriel (03/18/2010) [-]
Chicks at my school like that **** . You did the right thing young one.
User avatar #25 - Acrylic (03/18/2010) [-]
Be a man. Punch slap your dick to tell it whose boss.
User avatar #140 - Burningblaze (03/18/2010) [-]
ah the boner on presentation day, good times, good times.

Happened to me before, I got up there, everyone noticed, i said, "Before i start, does anyone need to hang their coat? Need anything stirred?"
My teacher was a grumpy old bat and was unappreciative
User avatar #330 - aVo (03/18/2010) [-]
That is when you put your rape face on.
User avatar #332 to #330 - bssshedd (03/18/2010) [-]
SHOW ME YOUR RAPE FACE
User avatar #335 to #332 - herotime (03/18/2010) [-]
>:D
User avatar #336 to #335 - bssshedd (03/18/2010) [-]
:o *wait for it * :O
User avatar #338 to #336 - herotime (03/18/2010) [-]
<:O
User avatar #339 to #338 - bssshedd (03/18/2010) [-]
; """""""""" (
User avatar #340 to #339 - SirSheepy ONLINE (03/18/2010) [-]
>:E
User avatar #343 to #340 - DesireBros (03/18/2010) [-]
X (O)
User avatar #347 to #343 - bssshedd (03/18/2010) [-]
(O______O.)
..
....
User avatar #349 to #347 - AdolfInDisguise (03/18/2010) [-]
my rape face's (-(-_(-_-)_-)-)
User avatar #355 to #351 - bssshedd (03/18/2010) [-]
Do the rape face train duh* duh* dun*
User avatar #352 to #349 - bssshedd (03/18/2010) [-]
Rut Roh Adolfs gettin raped (by who)
User avatar #344 to #340 - bssshedd (03/18/2010) [-]
:K
#367 to #332 - dannyboii (03/18/2010) [-]
(-_0)
User avatar #359 to #332 - gazoogo (03/18/2010) [-]
<------this is my rape face.
User avatar #157 - bsean (03/18/2010) [-]
we were watching mid summers night dream in english class, then this kid randomly gets a bonner out of no were, and keeps it for like 30 minutes (not to sound gay but it was pretty ******* obvious)
#67 - GuyOTN (03/18/2010) [-]
**GuyOTN rolls 044,966,034** She killed it with fire, because you clearly got burned.
User avatar #69 to #67 - adamsvette (03/18/2010) [-]
you won
User avatar #342 - jgrand (03/18/2010) [-]
NARB- No Apparent Reason Boner
User avatar #345 to #342 - SteyrAUG ONLINE (03/18/2010) [-]
****** hate those.
User avatar #83 - freenoobs (03/18/2010) [-]
psst, hey patrick "i have a boner"
User avatar #79 - Sinless (03/18/2010) [-]
I'd be like..

"Want to test your theory?"
User avatar #46 - llcoolz (03/18/2010) [-]
Be a man. Slap your dick and tell it who's boss
#51 to #46 - anon (03/18/2010) [-]
LIKE A BOSS!!!!
#73 to #51 - FemaleBodyInspecta **User deleted account** (03/18/2010) [-]
You give anons a good name, LEGEND!
User avatar #45 - sirbigballs (03/18/2010) [-]
i appear to be happy when i wake up.... its kinda awkward when you are sleeping in the living room and your parents tell you to get up and wont leave.
User avatar #155 - Espeon (03/18/2010) [-]
How to lose a boner:
Think of one thing.

Blue Waffle.
User avatar #166 to #155 - skribblah (03/18/2010) [-]
That made it worse!
User avatar #195 to #166 - skribblah (03/18/2010) [-]
... 3 Thumbs down for that? >.>
User avatar #162 to #155 - ManateeMan (03/18/2010) [-]
I actually do that
User avatar #167 to #155 - XAnubusX (03/18/2010) [-]
blue camel?
+2
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User avatar #341 - zombibunnies (03/18/2010) [-]
holy **** dude that sux
#298 - CJT (03/18/2010) [-]
Had one of those during a fire drill once...

Hands in pockets in an attempt to disguise the boner
#303 to #298 - Failsaur **User deleted account** (03/18/2010) [-]
rofl
#253 - anon (03/18/2010) [-]
That is why you just move it to be held by your belt, and wear a over sized sweatshirt/coat kind of thing to hide the tip.
User avatar #256 to #253 - herotime (03/18/2010) [-]
it went soft so it didnt matter. you missed that part of the story.
#232 - somthnkronic (03/18/2010) [-]
Sounds suspiciously like a scene in a movie i saw the otherday. . . . .
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