Terrible Boner Story. its a true story. plz thumbs up if you laughed or even just feel bad for me. but youll probably thumbs up because you laughed. :'(.. When I was in jr. high there was this semi retarded kid in my science class and there is not much room between the desks. the teacher called him up to talk to h terrible sad bon
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#82 - traczbrett
Reply +16
(03/18/2010) [-]
Dont you just hate it when you get a boner in class and your desk flips over?
#94 to #82 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(03/18/2010) [-]
Don't you just hate it when you stand up and fall because of the weight of your boner?
#144 to #94 - SirryArrecks
Reply 0
(03/18/2010) [-]
But MrSquiggly, as I remember you have a 0-inch long penis.
#84 to #82 - XOTIK
Reply +3
(03/18/2010) [-]
ahahahah that made my day, thank you kind sir, and well played.
#86 to #82 - BobtheNinja
Reply +28
(03/18/2010) [-]
Don't you just hate it when you find out your avatar sideways looks like a stick guy jacking off.
#89 to #86 - squeaky
Reply +4
(03/18/2010) [-]
Win. A thousend times: win.
#105 to #89 - Mawxter
Reply +1
(03/18/2010) [-]
Grammar Nazi time. You spelled "thousand" wrong.
#107 to #105 - squeaky
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(03/18/2010) [-]
Everyone has a typo. My mistake.
#112 to #107 - Mawxter
Reply +2
(03/18/2010) [-]
yes, but at least i didnt go shouting "LAWL OMG U SPELT THOUSAND WRONG LOLOL!!!!1111"
#113 to #112 - squeaky
Reply +2
(03/18/2010) [-]
That is ture, and I am glad you are not an ass about it.
#123 to #113 - Toki
Reply +2
(03/18/2010) [-]
What you did there, I saw it.
#102 to #86 - supersparta
Reply +2
(03/18/2010) [-]
Well played.
#159 to #86 - traczbrett
Reply 0
(03/18/2010) [-]
good analogy sir
#97 - Dadycupcakes
Reply +26
(03/18/2010) [-]
When I was in jr. high there was this semi retarded kid in my science class and there is not much room between the desks. the teacher called him up to talk to him and he always wore swooshy pants anyways he had a boner and dragged it across the desk!
#120 to #97 - Beastwood
Reply +1
(03/18/2010) [-]
dude...
#101 to #97 - wulfgurl
Reply +3
(03/18/2010) [-]
ewww gross
#127 to #97 - bbtheman
Reply +3
(03/18/2010) [-]
you got +13 for that?
#383 to #127 - Liechtenstein
Reply 0
(03/22/2010) [-]
He got a +25 for that?
#98 to #97 - FourChanFails
Reply +9
(03/18/2010) [-]
What the ****.
#284 - TheGrammarHitler
Reply +13
(03/18/2010) [-]
looks like he was stuck in between a rock and a *puts on shades* HARD place

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
#287 to #284 - herotime [OP]
Reply +4
(03/18/2010) [-]
LOL thumbs up for jew. wait...
#291 to #287 - TheGrammarHitler
Reply 0
(03/18/2010) [-]
thumbs for you too
#158 - Gabriel
Reply +13
(03/18/2010) [-]
Chicks at my school like that ****. You did the right thing young one.
#140 - Burningblaze
Reply +11
(03/18/2010) [-]
ah the boner on presentation day, good times, good times.

Happened to me before, I got up there, everyone noticed, i said, "Before i start, does anyone need to hang their coat? Need anything stirred?"
My teacher was a grumpy old bat and was unappreciative
#157 - bsean
Reply +9
(03/18/2010) [-]
we were watching mid summers night dream in english class, then this kid randomly gets a bonner out of no were, and keeps it for like 30 minutes (not to sound gay but it was pretty ******* obvious)
#155 - Espeon
Reply +8
(03/18/2010) [-]
How to lose a boner:
Think of one thing.

Blue Waffle.
#166 to #155 - skribblah
Reply -4
(03/18/2010) [-]
That made it worse!
#195 to #166 - skribblah
Reply 0
(03/18/2010) [-]
... 3 Thumbs down for that? >.>
#162 to #155 - ManateeMan
Reply 0
(03/18/2010) [-]
I actually do that
#167 to #155 - XAnubusX
Reply 0
(03/18/2010) [-]
blue camel?
#160 to #155 - apollopwnszeus **User deleted account**
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#67 - GuyOTN
Reply +8
(03/18/2010) [-]
**GuyOTN rolls 044,966,034** She killed it with fire, because you clearly got burned.
#69 to #67 - adamsvette
Reply +1
(03/18/2010) [-]
you won
#63 - culanap
Reply +7
(03/18/2010) [-]
Tuck your boner into your pant's waistline next time :O
#64 to #63 - MRGamer
Reply -2
(03/18/2010) [-]
Superbad was pretty good.
#65 to #64 - Sinless
Reply +3
(03/18/2010) [-]
Even though that trick was around long before the movie.
#71 to #65 - FemaleBodyInspecta **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(03/18/2010) [-]
Dont worry, MtGamer's dick is never long enough to reach his waistline
#74 to #71 - Sinless
Reply +1
(03/18/2010) [-]
OHHHHH SNAAAP BUUUUURN
#234 to #71 - MRGamer
Reply 0
(03/18/2010) [-]
Dick jokes on someone else? Someones compensating.
#168 to #71 - culanap
Reply 0
(03/18/2010) [-]
LMAO!
#25 - Acrylic
Reply +6
(03/18/2010) [-]
Be a man. Punch slap your dick to tell it whose boss.