Sleep Talking. EDIT: Oh, holy ! Front page! OMG thanks! Now I HAVE to make more this weekend! <br /> ------------------------------------- --------<br  sleep talk Talking true story roommate
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Sleep Talking

Sleep Talking. EDIT: Oh, holy ! Front page! OMG thanks! Now I HAVE to make more this weekend! <br /> ------------------------------------- --------<br

EDIT: Oh, holy **** ! Front page! OMG thanks! Now I HAVE to make more this weekend! <br />
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True story! If I make any following ones, it'll be about HIS sleep-talking cuz he has said some random-ass **** .<br />
This is also on my DeviantArt (link in profile) where I post much more stuff.

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Submitted: 03/17/2010
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#79 - anon (03/18/2010) [-]
when i was young i wet the bed. I felt terribly embarrassed. So i came up with an idea. I would close my eyes and walk from my bed to the bathroom repeatedly to memorise the path. That way i could do it in my sleep and would not pee myself in my sleep again. One night i drank alot of water before i went to sleep and the next morning my mother had relayed what happened.
I got out of bed,(still asleep) walked down the hall,opened the bathroom door,walked up to the toilet.....then peed myself.
#80 to #79 - anon (03/18/2010) [-]
User avatar #83 to #79 - ReturnDarkKnight (03/18/2010) [-]
Funny story, bro
User avatar #40 - johnnyrapture (03/18/2010) [-]
My cousin once sang in his sleep: "GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE, WATCH OUT FOR MY KNEE"
User avatar #46 to #40 - PArmageddon loaded (03/18/2010) [-]
ahhahahaha omg why the **** can't i stop laughing that ******* brightened up my day o god p.s i see you like hollywood undead see black people can like rock too
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User avatar #13 - BorrisJohnson (03/18/2010) [-]
i was at my friends sleep over once, he was asleep and i wasnt, then he suddenly shouted "WE CANT LET IT GET TO THE BLOOD STREAM!" at me then went back to sleep.. i was like 0_0 **** ?
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User avatar #43 to #41 - BorrisJohnson (03/18/2010) [-]
lmao this one made me choke on my own spit lol, my mum once told me that i sat up in bed and shouted "HES GUNNA GET ME! AT THE END OF THE BED LOOKS HES RIGHT THERE!!" then went back to sleep.i dont remember it at all
User avatar #15 to #13 - WolfgirllrigfloW (03/18/2010) [-]
My girlfriend told me that I once screamed "The squares are going to get me!" While crying in my sleep..
User avatar #21 to #15 - IEpicWinGuyI (03/18/2010) [-]
You're afraid of nerds?

Either that or you've been playing too much Tetris.
User avatar #70 - APURPLEPYTHON (03/18/2010) [-]
om nom nom blanketz is tasty
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#65 to #58 - anon (03/18/2010) [-]
no because i dont have feelings because feelings are gay
User avatar #68 to #58 - Chocobo (03/18/2010) [-]
I dreamt of a girl dumping me. Luckily, my parents nor siblings weren't there to wake me up. I was crying.
User avatar #87 to #58 - mrsixinch (03/18/2010) [-]
I had a twisted nightmare that my house got bombed in a supermassive World War Three. I remember it too well. That was a terrifying dream.
User avatar #61 to #58 - BlackHand (03/18/2010) [-]
actually, yes! Once you wake up, you get an odd combination of relief, depression, and humiliation.
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User avatar #59 to #58 - LazyPuppy (03/18/2010) [-]
No, I can't say I have.... You ok bro?
User avatar #82 - patriotic canadian (03/18/2010) [-]
i thought i was the only one that chewed my blanket!

User avatar #84 to #82 - SniperShark (03/18/2010) [-]
Dont we all inside?
User avatar #85 to #84 - patriotic canadian (03/18/2010) [-]
well i hope so.

a house is pretty handy
#5 - anon (03/18/2010) [-]
I've totally had sleep talking conversations with room mate. Then I realise he was asleep, then I wake him up laughing.
User avatar #23 to #5 - Baer (03/18/2010) [-]
you should ask him about his personal life and then convince him he's gay and likes his teacher
#4 - Viruzzz **User deleted account** (03/18/2010) [-]
rofl i like ur sense of humor, and the ability to know what happens in every college dude's dorm haha

make more please, and bring this pic to the top!
User avatar #6 to #4 - Killerzzz (03/18/2010) [-]
Thanks! :D Yes! Let's get this thing up there!

In the meantime, I better get started on remembering more of 'em. ^-^
#9 to #6 - anon (03/18/2010) [-]
have you not had one where you are on your own and your room mate is fooling around with a girl, and they don't know you are in?
#3 - xXToDieForXx (03/18/2010) [-]
I actually lol'd. Another!
User avatar #67 - bmguardian (03/18/2010) [-]
Ha! I actually enjoyed that comic.
User avatar #60 - Kangarroo (03/18/2010) [-]
My mom yells at me, even in her sleep.
User avatar #56 - LeSquirt (03/18/2010) [-]
lol i love when he bites the blanket.
User avatar #38 - Kangarroo (03/18/2010) [-]
Once I was at my friends house and his older brother was sleeping, then he started sleep talking an he was like, " DON'T WORRY MAN, THEY'RE ONLY NINJAS" We started cracking up.
User avatar #36 - Orlynw (03/18/2010) [-]
Lol, I Actually had this dream, I Stayed round my Girlfriends house, And I Was like 'THE CHEESE QUICK GIMME THE CHEESE!!! WERE LOSING HER' Lol
User avatar #39 to #36 - Burningblaze (03/18/2010) [-]
nice dream! i especially like the part where you had a girlfriend
User avatar #42 to #39 - irockhard (03/18/2010) [-]
haha burningblaze's comment made me laugh hard cause it was the stupidest thing I've ever read.
#32 - anon (03/18/2010) [-]
#28 - TheRealRageGuy **User deleted account** (03/18/2010) [-]
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm blanket
User avatar #11 - ZombieSmile ONLINE (03/18/2010) [-]
Eat the blanket :D
User avatar #10 - killahbean (03/18/2010) [-]
i lolled when i saw the one when he ate is blanket:P

MS-paint artist!!!
User avatar #7 - scrumpulate (03/18/2010) [-]
Yes! I just did this- Reset my alarm five times this morning! LMAO-
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