Extremely horrible fap experience
Click to block a category:GamingPoliticsNewsComicsAnimeOther
Absolutely Horrible Masturbation experience
This is a true story and I hated every
fucking minute of it.
It is seperated into 5 points.
1. It took over an .
I repeat, OVER AN -
AS IN MORE THAN 90. FUCKING.
2. About halfway through, one of my
roommates walked into the bathroom
and started doing something.
Thankfully, there was a curtain hiding
me from view.
3. A few minutes later, my mom tries to call
me, so I had to hit the ignore button...
I' m currently waiting for her to call again
and yell at me.
4. Around the time my mom called me, I' d
taken my shirt off and laid it on the floor
next to me because this was getting
insanely long and when the shirt comes
off, you know shit' s about to go down.
So I finally cum.... but a came so hard
that part of it landed on my shirt...
Yes, you read that correctly, i came on
I CAME on my SHIRT.
I CAME ON MY FUCKING SHIRT!!!
THAT WAS MY FAVORITE FUCKING
Needless to say, I' m not touching it
until laundry day.
s. By this time, I was no longer in it for
the pleasure. I was in it because my
penis was essentially trolling me and
it was pissing me off. I finally finished
and I felt no joy or pleasure. Instead,
it was a sense of accomplishment for
beating the .
I also feel a massive amount of anger,
while part of me feels nothing at all.
to know why? Because as I
make this, it has been about an hour-
since I finished up.... My
hand is numb. My hand is fucking
numb. I repeat, My HAND is fucking
NUMB! MY HAND IS FUCKING
HALF AND I STILL CAN' T FEEL MY
I HAVE REACHED A
NEW LEVEL OF PISSED OFF THAT I
CAN' T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE!!!
This has been a true story from about an
hour and 45 minutes ago. I despise the
My fellow F. Ier' s, I have learned
my lesson. I will never again fight the troll.
It only leads to anger... and
numbness.... And I' m fairly certain that my
right arm is going to end up being twice
the size of my left now.