Extremely horrible fap experience. "but I" not "but a" this is a true story, my friend told her dad (who i'll never be able to look in the e fap horrible
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Extremely horrible fap experience

"but I"* not "but a"
this is a true story, my friend told her dad (who i'll never be able to look in the eye again), my other friend told one of our other friends and is gonna tell his canadian friend,...this is gonna go far
sorry for making it so long, but believe me, it's worth it
....note to self: get more porn on the phone
EDIT: I meant to take out the "(actually 6)" thing

Tags: fap | horrible
Absolutely Horrible Masturbation experience
This is a true story and I hated every
******* minute of it.
It is seperated into 5 points.
actually ti)
1. It took over an .
I repeat, OVER AN -
AS IN MORE THAN 90. ******* .
MINUTES.
2. About halfway through, one of my
roommates walked into the bathroom
and started doing something.
Thankfully, there was a curtain hiding
me from view.
3. A few minutes later, my mom tries to call
me, so I had to hit the ignore button...
I' m currently waiting for her to call again
and yell at me.
4. Around the time my mom called me, I' d
taken my shirt off and laid it on the floor
next to me because this was getting
insanely long and when the shirt comes
off, you know ***** s about to go down.
So I finally cum.... but a came so hard
that part of it landed on my shirt...
Yes, you read that correctly, i came on
my shirt.
I CAME on my SHIRT.
I CAME ON MY ******* SHIRT!!!
THAT WAS MY FAVORITE *******
SHIRT!!!
Needless to say, I' m not touching it
until laundry day.
s. By this time, I was no longer in it for
the pleasure. I was in it because my
penis was essentially trolling me and
it was pissing me off. I finally finished
and I felt no joy or pleasure. Instead,
it was a sense of accomplishment for
beating the .
I also feel a massive amount of anger,
while part of me feels nothing at all.
to know why? Because as I
make this, it has been about an hour-
since I finished up.... My
hand is numb. My hand is *******
numb. I repeat, My HAND is *******
NUMB! MY HAND IS *******
HALF AND I STILL CAN' T FEEL MY
I HAVE REACHED A
NEW LEVEL OF PISSED OFF THAT I
CAN' T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE!!!
This has been a true story from about an
hour and 45 minutes ago. I despise the
My fellow F. Ier' s, I have learned
my lesson. I will never again fight the troll.
It only leads to anger... and
numbness.... And I' m fairly certain that my
right arm is going to end up being twice
the size of my left now.
...
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#1 - brennanx (10/18/2011) [-]
**brennanx rolled a random image** so you came after your roommates walk in and your mom calls you?
#2 - fernandopolis (10/18/2011) [-]
mfw i fap for an hour and a half
mfw i fap for an hour and a half
#5 - anonymous (10/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled a random image** if MLP related this poster must delete their account.
#3 - pathetic (10/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
tl;dr
#7 - javalord (10/18/2011) [-]
**javalord rolled a random image** bitch please i came on my ceiling once.....it was a low ceiling but i still did it.....and that took 2 hours.....
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