Hail to the king. Tags are friendly! EDIT: Well thanks to some wonderful Funny junkers, I've found out that this is a repost. Sorry about this, I hope it doesn'
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Hail to the king

Tags are friendly!
EDIT: Well thanks to some wonderful Funny junkers, I've found out that this is a repost. Sorry about this, I hope it doesn't **** up your entire life. So sorry.

TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTFUL"
POST RESULTS
Cl Anonymous () 13:
352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite new it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum-
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: Ne got balls of steel!
Her: lei you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA em, yeu' re weird taday_ You tell me I' m beautiful and now yeu' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think yeu' re kind excute so if yeu' re not doing anything right now, why dent you come over? Just don' t tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: lei, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call hem a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I ******* LOVE YOU
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User avatar #56 - jalthelas ONLINE (10/18/2011) [+] (39 replies)
**jalthelas rolls 0**
#132 - ThePedoBear (10/18/2011) [+] (7 replies)
#211 - afuckingbanana (10/19/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Me: " Hey beautiful "
Her: " Who is this? "

She wants the D
#139 - jesselol (10/18/2011) [-]
i did a little experiment.

me: hey there beautiful
her: u r a creep
me: im not saying it because its nice, im saying it because its true.
her: i dont get it.
me: ive got balls of steel!
her: wtffff
#205 - deeznutss (10/19/2011) [-]
Me: "Hey Beautiful"
Her: "lol hey"
Me: "kbai"

conclusion: she wants my cock.
#222 - JOEMOMMAUZI (10/19/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#1  
Me: Hey there beautiful  
Her: Go to bed son  
Me: Yes mom  
  
#2  
Me: Hey there beautiful  
Her: Hey xD why are you calling me beautiful?  
Me: The internet told me to  
Her: 						****					 you
#1
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Go to bed son
Me: Yes mom

#2
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Hey xD why are you calling me beautiful?
Me: The internet told me to
Her: **** you
#241 - gumdropking (10/19/2011) [+] (2 replies)
me: hey beautiful  
her: excuse me?  
me: ive got balls of steel  
her: please stop texting me i am shopping  
me: blow it out your ass  
her: i am going to have to talk to you when i get home  
me: sorry mom  
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me: hey beautiful
her: excuse me?
me: ive got balls of steel
her: please stop texting me i am shopping
me: blow it out your ass
her: i am going to have to talk to you when i get home
me: sorry mom
gif unrelated
#166 - veganbro (10/18/2011) [+] (27 replies)
Me "Hey beautiful, What's up?"
Her "Hej?:i watching a movie."
Me "Sorry. I'll stop bothering you now"
Her "You are not bothering me. You are not bothering anyone. Stop being so shy"

Win or fail??
#321 - Magna (10/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**Magna rolled a random image**
<------------------ beautiful
+31
#96 - cowgomoo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#232 - PlayThemOff (10/19/2011) [-]
Me: &quot;Hey there beautiful,&quot;  
Her: &quot;Hi,&quot;  
  
I'M GETTING LAID TONIGHT.
Me: "Hey there beautiful,"
Her: "Hi,"

I'M GETTING LAID TONIGHT.
#52 - thisitesux (10/18/2011) [-]
The tags weren't friendly
#287 - itsamazing (10/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Me: Hey Beautiful
Her: heyy :)
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true
Her: awwwwwwwwh :)
Me: I've realized it's time to talk to girls and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum.
Her: wtf? hahahahaha
Me: I have balls of steel.
Her: that's cooooooooool
Me: Kbai


Conclusion- She wants my D.
User avatar #261 - spicycupcake (10/19/2011) [+] (6 replies)
My results
Me:Hey beautiful x)
her:Hey handsome ;D
Me:Whats up girl? :)
her:Just going home from The mall;) hbu? :D
Me: Just got home, On fj :) Horny as **** with my balls of steel.. ;D
her: I love your balls ;D lmaooo And seriously? I've seen Fj its cool :3
me:So when you wann **** ? x) Cause what you, said gave me a boner..
Her: Uhmmm :P Friday or something?:)
Me: Holy **** , **** yeahh :D
Her: Ok friday it is!! ;D and G2g Going to take a shower.. :P
Me: Alright! :D Hahaha take pics x)..................

Holy ******* tits Funnyjunk... Thank you
#275 to #261 - icantexist (10/19/2011) [-]
Too bad that never happened.
#24 - arsewipe (10/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Hey 						*******					 OP what did I do to deserve those tags!!??
Hey ******* OP what did I do to deserve those tags!!??
User avatar #353 - mdmoen (10/19/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**mdmoen rolls 99** if dubs i try
User avatar #294 - komik (10/19/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Me: Hey there beautiful.
Me: Hey there beautiful.
Me: Hey there beautiful.

Then i realized that i have no friends on my phone.
User avatar #152 - HkzxMonkey (10/18/2011) [-]
Me: "Hey Beautiful"
Her: "Hey"

Oh ****
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