Hail to the king. Tags are friendly! EDIT: Well thanks to some wonderful Funny junkers, I've found out that this is a repost. Sorry about this, I hope it doesn' Fuck off asswipe
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Hail to the king

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Hail to the king. Tags are friendly! EDIT: Well thanks to some wonderful Funny junkers, I've found out that this is a repost. Sorry about this, I hope it doesn'

Tags are friendly!
EDIT: Well thanks to some wonderful Funny junkers, I've found out that this is a repost. Sorry about this, I hope it doesn't **** up your entire life. So sorry.

TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTFUL"
POST RESULTS
Cl Anonymous () 13:
352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite new it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum-
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: Ne got balls of steel!
Her: lei you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA em, yeu' re weird taday_ You tell me I' m beautiful and now yeu' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think yeu' re kind excute so if yeu' re not doing anything right now, why dent you come over? Just don' t tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: lei, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call hem a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I ******* LOVE YOU
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Submitted: 10/18/2011
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#139 - jesselol (10/18/2011) [-]
i did a little experiment.

me: hey there beautiful
her: u r a creep
me: im not saying it because its nice, im saying it because its true.
her: i dont get it.
me: ive got balls of steel!
her: wtffff
#132 - ThePedoBear ONLINE (10/18/2011) [-]
User avatar #231 to #132 - EmperorColo (10/19/2011) [-]
Well, I lol'd
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#235 to #132 - maxion **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #244 to #235 - ThePedoBear ONLINE (10/19/2011) [-]
Always. Look at almost all of my posts
User avatar #154 to #132 - zombiechef (10/18/2011) [-]
The only time I have ever fav'ed a comment. xD
User avatar #143 to #132 - itamezombies (10/18/2011) [-]
Oh god that made me laugh harder than the content. xD
User avatar #134 to #132 - asgardian (10/18/2011) [-]
best comment ever. period.
#222 - JOEMOMMAUZI (10/19/2011) [-]
#1  
Me: Hey there beautiful  
Her: Go to bed son  
Me: Yes mom  
  
#2  
Me: Hey there beautiful  
Her: Hey xD why are you calling me beautiful?  
Me: The internet told me to  
Her: 			****		 you
#1
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Go to bed son
Me: Yes mom

#2
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Hey xD why are you calling me beautiful?
Me: The internet told me to
Her: **** you
User avatar #225 to #222 - paftdunk (10/19/2011) [-]
#2 totally wanted you.
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#205 - deeznutss (10/19/2011) [-]
Me: "Hey Beautiful"
Her: "lol hey"
Me: "kbai"

conclusion: she wants my cock.
#241 - gumdropking (10/19/2011) [-]
me: hey beautiful  
her: excuse me?  
me: ive got balls of steel  
her: please stop texting me i am shopping  
me: blow it out your ass  
her: i am going to have to talk to you when i get home  
me: sorry mom  
gif unrelated
me: hey beautiful
her: excuse me?
me: ive got balls of steel
her: please stop texting me i am shopping
me: blow it out your ass
her: i am going to have to talk to you when i get home
me: sorry mom
gif unrelated
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#245 to #241 - dudeofdudez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#344 to #245 - anon (10/19/2011) [-]
That happens to be your soup-drinker. Not a boner.
#166 - veganbro (10/18/2011) [-]
Me "Hey beautiful, What's up?"
Her "Hej?:i watching a movie."
Me "Sorry. I'll stop bothering you now"
Her "You are not bothering me. You are not bothering anyone. Stop being so shy"

Win or fail??
#173 to #166 - drpanda (10/18/2011) [-]
Stop being a pussy, who cares what she thinks. Just stop giving a **** and **** bitches.
#177 to #173 - veganbro (10/18/2011) [-]
Yeeeeeah, well... that's... no, I think I'll stay a pussy :D
#180 to #177 - drpanda (10/18/2011) [-]
DON'T GO STRAIGHT FROWARD SO SOON. Be her friend but not for to long or you'll be friend zoned in your balls.
#189 to #180 - veganbro (10/19/2011) [-]
... she's coming by at thursday.
Damn, thanks bro.
#204 to #189 - JoshOwnsAll (10/19/2011) [-]
nice man!  
keep it going, and you'll be a kick-ass ladies man in no time!
nice man!
keep it going, and you'll be a kick-ass ladies man in no time!
#185 to #180 - veganbro (10/19/2011) [-]
**** . She's calling.
#181 to #180 - veganbro (10/19/2011) [-]
Oh hell naw, bro! I'm gonna ask her out! Right now!
User avatar #168 to #166 - SGTBLACKPOWA (10/18/2011) [-]
******* win. KEEP GOING
#174 to #168 - veganbro (10/18/2011) [-]
Thanks bro.
Wow. Didn't think anyone would answer ;s
User avatar #182 to #174 - SGTBLACKPOWA (10/19/2011) [-]
OP is always here to help :D And from what I can get from that, it seems like she might like you. But dont go out and ask her out like now, unless you feel like you can. Flirt with her for a little bit then read her, you'll know. Trust me :)
#186 to #182 - veganbro (10/19/2011) [-]
I just wrote her if she wanted to swing by one of these day. I'm a little drunk, that's why I have the courage). She called... She's coming by on thursday... I've had a crush on her for 5 weeks. Best... post... ever...
User avatar #193 to #186 - SGTBLACKPOWA (10/19/2011) [-]
Holy **** man, Im ******* proud of you. Im glad you got some courage and did it. You make me proud :')
#198 to #193 - veganbro (10/19/2011) [-]
damn. Thanks OP; I'll just thumb up everything you've done for the past few days.
User avatar #200 to #198 - SGTBLACKPOWA (10/19/2011) [-]
**** man, Im doin the same. If you remember, lemme know how it goes. And I can give you some advice if you need it :)
#201 to #200 - veganbro (10/19/2011) [-]
Thanks... I'm so ******* lucky.
User avatar #203 to #201 - SGTBLACKPOWA (10/19/2011) [-]
Nahh man, it's not luck, she likes you. Trust me.
#206 to #203 - veganbro (10/19/2011) [-]
It's 02:13 AM and I'm drunk as hell... I would be high too, if I didn't smoke it all at once and fell asleep. I hope this is the real life... thanks.
User avatar #210 to #206 - SGTBLACKPOWA (10/19/2011) [-]
This is bro. And you sound like my kind of friend. I would smoke but my gf doesn't like it and I like her a lot so its her or weed.
#213 to #210 - veganbro (10/19/2011) [-]
That's a huge sacrifice right there, brah. She's lucky to have someone like you.
#223 to #213 - skullofwolf (10/19/2011) [-]
i can feel the bro love sapping through my pores :'3
#230 to #223 - veganbro (10/19/2011) [-]
bros for life, man! It's something I really enjoy about the internet. Some of the best bros are around here :D<3

... and, that's a loving bro-heart. No homo.
User avatar #229 to #223 - SGTBLACKPOWA (10/19/2011) [-]
So much bro love
User avatar #214 to #213 - SGTBLACKPOWA (10/19/2011) [-]
Man, I'm a real newbie and I've only smoked a few times, and this weekedn im getting high as **** but ever since Im dating her, I dont have the urge to anymore. It's weird man.
#233 to #214 - veganbro (10/19/2011) [-]
Well, you are probably younger than me. By stalking some of your comments (thumb-fest), I saw that you are 14 years old. That's when I smoked for the first time (I'm 17)... Wonderful feeling :)... You really seem like a cool bro. I'm happy on your ways, man!
User avatar #242 to #233 - SGTBLACKPOWA (10/19/2011) [-]
Yeah, I'm a youngin :P It was a great experience and im definetally gonna do it again but not till i feel ready. And you seem like a cool bro as well! Same to you, and good luck with youre girl! PM me when **** goes down
#243 to #242 - veganbro (10/19/2011) [-]
I will, bro! I think she's gonna cancel it; she just said she forgot something about a party. well, I guess it's a start :D
User avatar #246 to #243 - SGTBLACKPOWA (10/19/2011) [-]
:/ That sucks, but **** man, she said yes! Just change the date!
#321 - Magna (10/19/2011) [-]
**Magna rolled a random image**
<------------------ beautiful
#343 to #321 - anon (10/19/2011) [-]
even thought she is old, shes got a lot of RAM and still runs at full speed. what a beauty :')
#232 - PlayThemOff (10/19/2011) [-]
Me: &quot;Hey there beautiful,&quot;  
Her: &quot;Hi,&quot;  
  
I'M GETTING LAID TONIGHT.
Me: "Hey there beautiful,"
Her: "Hi,"

I'M GETTING LAID TONIGHT.
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User avatar #56 - jalthelas (10/18/2011) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 0**
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User avatar #398 to #56 - anonymousroll (10/19/2011) [-]
**anonymousroll rolls 69** how about zero dubz?
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User avatar #57 to #56 - jalthelas (10/18/2011) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 0** times this
User avatar #58 to #57 - jalthelas (10/18/2011) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 0** equals this
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#197 to #58 - kittykatkathryn (10/19/2011) [-]
They are all the same!!
#63 to #58 - hargleblarg ONLINE (10/18/2011) [-]
The end of the world is upon us! Fly you fools!
#66 to #58 - UKDan (10/18/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#363 to #58 - etahannogsretaH (10/19/2011) [-]
Damn, if only it were possible to get 800 thumbs without rolling
User avatar #402 to #363 - steffu (10/19/2011) [-]
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2699846/Steve+Jobs+death+Jokes/7#7

Ther e you go, 2500 thumbs, 1 comment , no roll
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User avatar #60 to #58 - maxmanharpooner (10/18/2011) [-]
Da Fuq?!?!?
User avatar #61 to #60 - jalthelas (10/18/2011) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 2** wat
#68 to #61 - crapbiggerdnu (10/18/2011) [-]
Your rolls would put a ball going down a hill to shame. Hail to the King!
Your rolls would put a ball going down a hill to shame. Hail to the King!
#65 to #61 - mrtakish (10/18/2011) [-]
**mrtakish rolls 862**yay
User avatar #87 to #58 - seeyouintea (10/18/2011) [-]
you sir are a genious mathematician
User avatar #404 to #58 - deathzor (10/19/2011) [-]
**deathzor rolls 3** equals this.
User avatar #403 to #58 - deathzor (10/19/2011) [-]
**deathzor rolls 3** times this
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User avatar #144 to #58 - coolmcbob (10/18/2011) [-]
**coolmcbob rolls 2** divide by this
#113 to #58 - anon (10/18/2011) [-]
*roll 0*
User avatar #110 to #58 - ocatapus (10/18/2011) [-]
**ocatapus rolls 6**divided by this
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#211 - afuckingbanana (10/19/2011) [-]
Me: " Hey beautiful "
Her: " Who is this? "

She wants the D
User avatar #221 to #211 - stormbh (10/19/2011) [-]
its so cold in the D
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#216 to #211 - drayybee (10/19/2011) [-]
SHE WANTS THE D
#52 - thisitesux (10/18/2011) [-]
The tags weren't friendly
User avatar #353 - mdmoen (10/19/2011) [-]
**mdmoen rolls 99** if dubs i try
User avatar #359 to #353 - phenominaljard (10/19/2011) [-]
Post results
I will do it too!
User avatar #393 to #359 - mdmoen (10/19/2011) [-]
It is done
#364 to #356 - anon (10/19/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 84** Dubs?
User avatar #294 - komik (10/19/2011) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful.
Me: Hey there beautiful.
Me: Hey there beautiful.

Then i realized that i have no friends on my phone.
#311 to #294 - IRHAXOR (10/19/2011) [-]
**IRHAXOR rolls 61**
User avatar #312 to #311 - IRHAXOR (10/19/2011) [-]
**IRHAXOR rolls 03**oops now here
User avatar #313 to #312 - IRHAXOR (10/19/2011) [-]
okay.jpg
#24 - arsewipe (10/18/2011) [-]
Hey 			*******		 OP what did I do to deserve those tags!!??
Hey ******* OP what did I do to deserve those tags!!??
User avatar #152 - HkzxMonkey (10/18/2011) [-]
Me: "Hey Beautiful"
Her: "Hey"

Oh ****
User avatar #179 - everbeensomad (10/18/2011) [-]
i favorited this. because i dont care if it was real or not, it made me ******* lol.
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