Cool body facts n shit. . FACT ABOUTIT YOUR MMI HAS THE POTENTIAL Til REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED. READ. HEARD AND SEEN. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS Y body n shit
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Cool body facts n shit

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FACT ABOUTIT
YOUR MMI HAS THE POTENTIAL Til
REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER
EXPERIENCED. READ. HEARD AND SEEN.
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU CAN T RECALL
if, BUT ITS ALL Bl THERE
SOMEWHERE.
YOUR BODY IS CONSTANTLY REPLACING
CELLS. SO MUCH SO Bl FACT. YOU HAVE A
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BODY
THAN YOU DID SEVEN YEARS AGO.
THE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION YOUR
BRAIN till HOLD IS BELLEVIEW TO K
UP n I iligal 'l' ' iis, THE IBM SUPER
COMPUTER WATSON. THE ONE ,
tiel' l' iii' l' lolilol' t ( AGAINST
OF RAM WHAT A )
WITH THE SPERM Bl YOUR TESTICLES
RIGHT NOW (GUYS). YOU COULD
REPOPULATE DALLAS. AND IT WOULD
TAKE YOU ti MONTHS TO REPOPULATE
THE ENTIRE PLANET.
EVERYONE Bl YOUR DREAMS
YOU HAVE SEEN WHILE AWAKE
AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE.
Bl YOUR LIFETIME YOU WILL EAT
ABOUT TONS FOOD
so or
YOU FAT BASTARDO
TO EXERCISE YOUR LEGS THE SAME
AMOUNT OF EXERCISE YOUR EYES GET.
YOU WOULD NEED TO WALK MILES A
EVERY DAY.
YOUR BODY WEIGHT" IN DEAD SKIN.
YOUR HAIR GROWS ABOUT ll MM
IOU (' TIMI MIMI EIIO HITS I OIIH
POUND nil MONO. WHEN YOU
WERE t BABY YOU WERE
STRONGER THAN AM (Ill,
nil REACT AT SPEEDS OF In MPH.
ASIDE FROM BURNING. YOUR HAIR IS SO
ITS BASICIALLY
25, , CELLS OF YOU DIED
WHILE YOU READ THIS SENTENCE
BUT YOUR BODY MADE
GOO ) l MORE OF
EM TODAY SO DONT WORRY)
YOU WERE ONE CELL
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#71 - zombiejoe (10/17/2011) [-]
**zombiejoe rolled a random image** <----- my reaction to this post.
#74 to #71 - righteousmuffin (10/17/2011) [-]
**righteousmuffin rolled a random image** Oh my god. Pure win.
#118 - livinglegacy (10/17/2011) [-]
It would only take me six months to repopulate the world? But the human gestation period is nine and a half. AM I SOME SORT OF WIZARD?
#122 to #118 - asgardian (10/17/2011) [-]
No, it would take you 6 months for your balls to create enough sperm to do so and then if you wanted as soon as the girl is able to pass a pregnancy test you could consider it a person.
#136 to #122 - livinglegacy (10/17/2011) [-]
Thank you, sir. I do not know your name, but were I to make any assumptions, I would probably be so bold as to venture a wild guess that it is Buzz Killington. I do have to say, however, that I am not, in fact, a lizard. Were this the case, I would be unable to procreate with females of the human race regardless of how much sperm I was producing.
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#62 - carnivorouswalnut (10/17/2011) [-]
Worst. Repost. Ever.
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User avatar #28 - XxMacxX (10/17/2011) [-]
apparently sperm can make pregnancies 3 months shorter
#67 to #28 - anon (10/17/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** The amount of sperm you produce in six months could repopulate the Earth (provided you had the Earth's population worth of fertile, nubile women). That's what I think he meant.
#177 to #67 - mattdoggy (10/17/2011) [-]
how i feel
#32 to #28 - mattdoggy (10/17/2011) [-]
sperm makes pregnancies last at least 9 months long usually
sperm makes pregnancies last at least 9 months long usually
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#99 - Bluemistake (10/17/2011) [-]
1. Aquire scissors
2. Cut some hair
You now have items that can destroy indestructible stuff
3. Take over the world!
#149 - redpharaoh (10/17/2011) [-]
An Ox Really?
User avatar #31 - Gooey (10/17/2011) [-]
repopulate the world in 6 months yet it takes 9 months to have a baby...
Cool Story Bro
#83 - braedenclarkejanze (10/17/2011) [-]
**braedenclarkejanze rolled a random image** that's real ****** neat-o
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User avatar #68 - skittlezzyfz (10/17/2011) [-]
So that smoking hot babe i ****** in my dream is actually real?

User avatar #81 to #68 - tombombadil (10/17/2011) [-]
The cousin you met at a family reunion. Once.
#64 - yourmomiswatching (10/17/2011) [-]
That ***** too bright!
#161 - keiyoti (10/17/2011) [-]
I. feel... LIKE A GOD.
#35 - anon (10/17/2011) [-]
Completely different body every seven years... Too bad I count my nerve cells as part of my body.
#170 - anon (10/17/2011) [-]
6 months to repopulate planet but takes 9 months to make baby? hmmm my maths must be wrong
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User avatar #137 - woahnelly (10/17/2011) [-]
Did everybody else read in spaces when the words were spaced apart?
User avatar #94 - armordkar (10/17/2011) [-]
six months... I better get started
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