Cool body facts n shit. . FACT ABOUTIT YOUR MMI HAS THE POTENTIAL Til REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED. READ. HEARD AND SEEN. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS Y body n shit
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Cool body facts n shit

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FACT ABOUTIT
YOUR MMI HAS THE POTENTIAL Til
REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER
EXPERIENCED. READ. HEARD AND SEEN.
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU CAN T RECALL
if, BUT ITS ALL Bl THERE
SOMEWHERE.
YOUR BODY IS CONSTANTLY REPLACING
CELLS. SO MUCH SO Bl FACT. YOU HAVE A
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BODY
THAN YOU DID SEVEN YEARS AGO.
THE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION YOUR
BRAIN till HOLD IS BELLEVIEW TO K
UP n I iligal 'l' ' iis, THE IBM SUPER
COMPUTER WATSON. THE ONE ,
tiel' l' iii' l' lolilol' t ( AGAINST
OF RAM WHAT A )
WITH THE SPERM Bl YOUR TESTICLES
RIGHT NOW (GUYS). YOU COULD
REPOPULATE DALLAS. AND IT WOULD
TAKE YOU ti MONTHS TO REPOPULATE
THE ENTIRE PLANET.
EVERYONE Bl YOUR DREAMS
YOU HAVE SEEN WHILE AWAKE
AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE.
Bl YOUR LIFETIME YOU WILL EAT
ABOUT TONS FOOD
so or
YOU FAT BASTARDO
TO EXERCISE YOUR LEGS THE SAME
AMOUNT OF EXERCISE YOUR EYES GET.
YOU WOULD NEED TO WALK MILES A
EVERY DAY.
YOUR BODY WEIGHT" IN DEAD SKIN.
YOUR HAIR GROWS ABOUT ll MM
IOU (' TIMI MIMI EIIO HITS I OIIH
POUND nil MONO. WHEN YOU
WERE t BABY YOU WERE
STRONGER THAN AM (Ill,
nil REACT AT SPEEDS OF In MPH.
ASIDE FROM BURNING. YOUR HAIR IS SO
ITS BASICIALLY
25, , CELLS OF YOU DIED
WHILE YOU READ THIS SENTENCE
BUT YOUR BODY MADE
GOO ) l MORE OF
EM TODAY SO DONT WORRY)
YOU WERE ONE CELL
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#71 - zombiejoe (10/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**zombiejoe rolled a random image** <----- my reaction to this post.
User avatar #28 - XxMacxX (10/17/2011) [+] (4 replies)
apparently sperm can make pregnancies 3 months shorter
+20
#9 - boavenom **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#118 - livinglegacy (10/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
It would only take me six months to repopulate the world? But the human gestation period is nine and a half. AM I SOME SORT OF WIZARD?
#99 - Bluemistake ONLINE (10/17/2011) [-]
1. Aquire scissors
2. Cut some hair
You now have items that can destroy indestructible stuff
3. Take over the world!
+10
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#62 - carnivorouswalnut (10/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Worst. Repost. Ever.
User avatar #68 - skittlezzyfz (10/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
So that smoking hot babe i ****** in my dream is actually real?

User avatar #81 to #68 - tombombadil (10/17/2011) [-]
The cousin you met at a family reunion. Once.
#149 - redpharaoh (10/17/2011) [-]
An Ox Really?
User avatar #31 - Gooey (10/17/2011) [-]
repopulate the world in 6 months yet it takes 9 months to have a baby...
Cool Story Bro
#6 - indubitablelogic (10/16/2011) [+] (6 replies)
If all the cells are replaced every seven years,



How does the brain remember things from over seven years ago?
User avatar #8 to #6 - CiaranPM (10/16/2011) [-]
Brain cells don't regenerate.
#83 - braedenclarkejanze (10/17/2011) [-]
**braedenclarkejanze rolled a random image** that's real ****** neat-o
#152 - cableplug (10/17/2011) [-]
I don't even know where to start....
#64 - yourmomiswatching (10/17/2011) [-]
That ***** too bright!
#169 - dividerofmacaroni (10/17/2011) [-]
THE SPACING IS SO
A N N O Y I N G
#17 - pajsor (10/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Well I say
#11 - exoh (10/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
&gt;brain rumored to hold 1000 terabytes worth of information  
&gt;super computer had 16 therabytes of ram  
&gt;mfw ram doesnt equal harddrive space  
&gt;mfw my face doesnt relate to what I said because my reaction folder is 			****		 and I didnt want to roll random image
>brain rumored to hold 1000 terabytes worth of information
>super computer had 16 therabytes of ram
>mfw ram doesnt equal harddrive space
>mfw my face doesnt relate to what I said because my reaction folder is **** and I didnt want to roll random image
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