No More Fapping - Day 1. Part 2 is here <br /> /funny_pictures/278155/No+More+Fapping+Day+2/. Attention Funnyjunk Hey funnyjunk... I came up with an idea, No moar fapping

No More Fapping - Day 1

Hey funnyjunk... I came up with an
idea, but first I want your guy' s
opinion on weather this will be
interesting to you guys or not.
wrapp: ing I
Something I have been doing singe
2005 and I' been doing it a least
times a week, and I' m sure that
alot of you can relate.
I can' t really remember the
last time I' gone longer
than 2 days without doing it.
If this gets
enough thumbs...
I will poet entries every few
days in the form of a journal to
record everything I go through in
terms of withdrawals.
I am not sure how far I will
get, but if I can make it past
2 days I will probably resemble
a drug addict trying to quit
I will not make anything
up, so if your aurious
to see a fap addict
p: lose his *******
let me know.
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Submitted: 03/16/2010
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#13 - RobertPaulson **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
For every day you go without it, I will go a week without it.
#14 to #13 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
ur ****** if he lasts 1 day
#33 to #14 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
il'd be ****** if he lasted one hour
User avatar #11 - kungfu (03/17/2010) [-]
if you do this im just gonna send u porn to entice you...
User avatar #236 - TehTodd (03/17/2010) [-]
Places I have fapped:
- In my bed
- On the toilet
- In the shower
- In school restrooms
- On my GF
- In many, many, many public restrooms
- In the magazene isle of the super-market
- In my second grade class-room ... through my pants and boxers ... while the teacher was still talking ... infront of other students...
- In an airplane bathroom 32,000 feet in the air going over 600 mph
- Half an hour later on that same plane at my SEAT sitting next to total strangers, rolled on my side facing the window, with a blanket covering me, pretenging to sleep
- At the back of my schoolbus sitting behind an extreemly attractive cheereleader
(the list goes on)
#572 to #236 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
Give this man a medal.

At least I now know how the Charger on Left 4 Dead 2 was made..
User avatar #247 to #236 - MrRdog (03/17/2010) [-]
I can relate friend.
User avatar #297 to #236 - Jakolantern (03/17/2010) [-]
extreme fapping
i think i see a new olympic event on the horizon
User avatar #248 to #236 - Thricedead (03/17/2010) [-]
you, sir, get a cookie. i would shake your hand, but that would be kinda gross.
User avatar #241 to #236 - windmaster (03/17/2010) [-]
fapping- your dong it right
#270 to #241 - Dardios (03/17/2010) [-]
"your dong it right" Accidental typos that fit the concept of the thread.......for the WIN
#10 - FrostyTurd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#245 to #10 - Beavernator **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
Hey, hey! Lay off the man he just broke up with his hand.
#574 to #245 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
#37 - mrknowitall **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#20 - myfunnyjunkaccount **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #12 - LazyPuppy (03/17/2010) [-]
Man or woman?
#1085 to #12 - AsianPedobear (03/17/2010) [-]
Women don't fap they schlik
User avatar #23 - nojokes (03/17/2010) [-]
**nojokes rolls 465,258,967** I've tried to do this so many times. each time i crash and burn
User avatar #102 - lexlavender (03/17/2010) [-]
the longest I have gone is 2 weeks...the biggest thing i noticed is that all boobs start to look awesome...ALL BOOBS...that means big or small, flat or perky, doesn't matter.
User avatar #353 - Sinless (03/17/2010) [-]
You guys ahould also know, that when you let your Sperm Pressure increase for like a few days at a time, the climax feels sooo much better.

Once I had to go without "realease" for about 3 months. No solo, or women. Due to me having to sleep in a room with 6 other men, and the bathrooms were so stank that the smell was anti-boner. So no fap time.

Then when I finally got home and omg. I had that retard happy. When your like duuuur ooohhhh huuuur. And when your facial expression would make any sane person send you to a mental hospital.

I basically came buckets, and it launched like 4 feet and hit the window.
User avatar #420 to #353 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
ur have a perfest story right there
#355 to #353 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
Imagining your avatar douing that made me lol XD
User avatar #357 to #355 - boredomavenger (03/17/2010) [-]
BUAHAHAAHA!!! XD Your comment made me uber lol ^^
User avatar #359 to #357 - Sinless (03/17/2010) [-]
Ohh man, after he made me look at my own avatar, I literally ROFL'd
User avatar #381 to #355 - CarlosSpicyWeiners (03/17/2010) [-]
hahahahahahahahaha i can imagine ur avatar doin the same thing hahahaha
User avatar #412 - OhReally (03/17/2010) [-]
see, I fap on average 3 times a day. But if you stop, eventually, you will get VERY horny, even if your looking at a guy. If you go too long without fapping, you will have a wet dream (aka: jizz in your pants). Not fapping is basically punishing yourself because there's no harm in doing it. Drugs are completely different because they can kill you if you don't quit them. The longest I've gone without fapping is maybe 6-7 days, and in that period, I tried my hardest not to rape the next person I saw.
User avatar #417 to #412 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
u forgot to say that ur a girl..
User avatar #428 to #417 - OhReally (03/17/2010) [-]
girls don't fap
User avatar #429 to #428 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
he said even if ur lookin at a guy.. must be gay then..
#579 to #429 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
Even anon knows he was kidding hosa you retard.
User avatar #413 to #412 - Okapi (03/17/2010) [-]
Best. Story. Ever.
User avatar #437 to #413 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
u just copied me from my previos comment to get thumb up by saying best story.. u got the idea from me u thumb up whore
User avatar #475 to #437 - Okapi (03/17/2010) [-]
I dont read other peoples comments. Sorry then....... Mr. Comment master of funnyjunk.
User avatar #1006 - dango (03/17/2010) [-]
Bible says "If you fap or if you had a sex, take a bath!"Too much fapping causes to lose your blood.
Inturn you'll experience memory problems, head pain, etc.
Fapping is good, because it makes you feel better, but not better than sex.
#1004 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
Cant fap when you have the flu
User avatar #1017 to #1004 - Daeiros (03/17/2010) [-]
ahh, poor misinformed anon, didn't you no that an orgasm is the best home remedy for the flu, gets the blood flowing and the heart going, which helps your immune system fight alot better then just laying in bed. also raises your body tempature, so that helps too since thats the point of a fever.
#194 - anon (03/17/2010) [-]
I stopped a long time ago. I substituted women. You should give it a try!!!!
#54 - jabrilski (03/17/2010) [-]
i can go 4 days but ounce it hits the weekend i fail :(
User avatar #9 - SQUIRTLE (03/17/2010) [-]
I'm going to save you by thumbing it down, every man needs to fap.
User avatar #1177 - AlienJohn (03/30/2010) [-]
Cmon Dude, wheres the update? You still fapless or is your right arm aching?
#1009 - qweasdzxcr (03/17/2010) [-]
day 2 he faps so hard it fall's off
User avatar #1014 to #1009 - dango (03/17/2010) [-]
User avatar #1068 to #1009 - dango (03/17/2010) [-]
day 2 he faps so hard and it releases gas.
User avatar #1007 - FREECANDY (03/17/2010) [-]
[insert pedophile joke here]
User avatar #220 - MooseInMyBalloon (03/17/2010) [-]
"I came up with..." I had to stop reading so i could laugh.

but good luck with that. crazy bastard... X3
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