No More Fapping - Day 1. Part 2 is here <br /> /funny_pictures/278155/No+More+Fapping+Day+2/. Attention Funnyjunk Hey funnyjunk... I came up with an idea, No moar fapping
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No More Fapping - Day 1

Hey funnyjunk... I came up with an
idea, but first I want your guy' s
opinion on weather this will be
interesting to you guys or not.
wrapp: ing I
Something I have been doing singe
2005 and I' been doing it a least
times a week, and I' m sure that
alot of you can relate.
I can' t really remember the
last time I' gone longer
than 2 days without doing it.
If this gets
enough thumbs...
I will poet entries every few
days in the form of a journal to
record everything I go through in
terms of withdrawals.
I am not sure how far I will
get, but if I can make it past
2 days I will probably resemble
a drug addict trying to quit
I will not make anything
up, so if your aurious
to see a fap addict
p: lose his *******
let me know.
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User avatar #11 - kungfu (03/17/2010) [-]
if you do this im just gonna send u porn to entice you...
#13 - RobertPaulson **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
For every day you go without it, I will go a week without it.
#14 to #13 - John Cena (03/17/2010) [-]
ur ****** if he lasts 1 day
#33 to #14 - John Cena (03/17/2010) [-]
il'd be ****** if he lasted one hour
User avatar #236 - TehTodd (03/17/2010) [-]
Places I have fapped:
- In my bed
- On the toilet
- In the shower
- In school restrooms
- On my GF
- In many, many, many public restrooms
- In the magazene isle of the super-market
- In my second grade class-room ... through my pants and boxers ... while the teacher was still talking ... infront of other students...
- In an airplane bathroom 32,000 feet in the air going over 600 mph
- Half an hour later on that same plane at my SEAT sitting next to total strangers, rolled on my side facing the window, with a blanket covering me, pretenging to sleep
- At the back of my schoolbus sitting behind an extreemly attractive cheereleader
(the list goes on)
#572 to #236 - John Cena (03/17/2010) [-]
Give this man a medal.

At least I now know how the Charger on Left 4 Dead 2 was made..
User avatar #247 to #236 - MrRdog (03/17/2010) [-]
I can relate friend.
User avatar #297 to #236 - Jakolantern (03/17/2010) [-]
extreme fapping
i think i see a new olympic event on the horizon
User avatar #248 to #236 - Thricedead (03/17/2010) [-]
you, sir, get a cookie. i would shake your hand, but that would be kinda gross.
User avatar #241 to #236 - windmaster (03/17/2010) [-]
fapping- your dong it right
#270 to #241 - Dardios (03/17/2010) [-]
"your dong it right" Accidental typos that fit the concept of the thread.......for the WIN
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#20 - myfunnyjunkaccount **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #12 - LazyPuppy (03/17/2010) [-]
Man or woman?
#1085 to #12 - AsianPedobear (03/17/2010) [-]
Women don't fap they schlik
User avatar #23 - nojokes (03/17/2010) [-]
**nojokes rolls 465,258,967** I've tried to do this so many times. each time i crash and burn
User avatar #102 - lexlavender (03/17/2010) [-]
the longest I have gone is 2 weeks...the biggest thing i noticed is that all boobs start to look awesome...ALL BOOBS...that means big or small, flat or perky, doesn't matter.
User avatar #353 - Sinless (03/17/2010) [-]
You guys ahould also know, that when you let your Sperm Pressure increase for like a few days at a time, the climax feels sooo much better.

Once I had to go without "realease" for about 3 months. No solo, or women. Due to me having to sleep in a room with 6 other men, and the bathrooms were so stank that the smell was anti-boner. So no fap time.

Then when I finally got home and omg. I had that retard happy. When your like duuuur ooohhhh huuuur. And when your facial expression would make any sane person send you to a mental hospital.

I basically came buckets, and it launched like 4 feet and hit the window.
User avatar #420 to #353 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
ur have a perfest story right there
#355 to #353 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
Imagining your avatar douing that made me lol XD
User avatar #357 to #355 - boredomavenger (03/17/2010) [-]
BUAHAHAAHA!!! XD Your comment made me uber lol ^^
User avatar #359 to #357 - Sinless (03/17/2010) [-]
Ohh man, after he made me look at my own avatar, I literally ROFL'd
User avatar #381 to #355 - CarlosSpicyWeiners (03/17/2010) [-]
hahahahahahahahaha i can imagine ur avatar doin the same thing hahahaha
User avatar #412 - OhReally (03/17/2010) [-]
see, I fap on average 3 times a day. But if you stop, eventually, you will get VERY horny, even if your looking at a guy. If you go too long without fapping, you will have a wet dream (aka: jizz in your pants). Not fapping is basically punishing yourself because there's no harm in doing it. Drugs are completely different because they can kill you if you don't quit them. The longest I've gone without fapping is maybe 6-7 days, and in that period, I tried my hardest not to rape the next person I saw.
User avatar #417 to #412 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
u forgot to say that ur a girl..
User avatar #428 to #417 - OhReally (03/17/2010) [-]
girls don't fap
User avatar #429 to #428 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
he said even if ur lookin at a guy.. must be gay then..
#579 to #429 - John Cena (03/17/2010) [-]
Even anon knows he was kidding hosa you retard.
User avatar #413 to #412 - Okapi (03/17/2010) [-]
Best. Story. Ever.
User avatar #437 to #413 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
u just copied me from my previos comment to get thumb up by saying best story.. u got the idea from me u thumb up whore
User avatar #475 to #437 - Okapi (03/17/2010) [-]
I dont read other peoples comments. Sorry then....... Mr. Comment master of funnyjunk.
User avatar #1006 - dango (03/17/2010) [-]
Bible says "If you fap or if you had a sex, take a bath!"Too much fapping causes to lose your blood.
Inturn you'll experience memory problems, head pain, etc.
Fapping is good, because it makes you feel better, but not better than sex.
#1004 - John Cena (03/17/2010) [-]
Cant fap when you have the flu
User avatar #1017 to #1004 - Daeiros (03/17/2010) [-]
ahh, poor misinformed anon, didn't you no that an orgasm is the best home remedy for the flu, gets the blood flowing and the heart going, which helps your immune system fight alot better then just laying in bed. also raises your body tempature, so that helps too since thats the point of a fever.
#194 - John Cena (03/17/2010) [-]
I stopped a long time ago. I substituted women. You should give it a try!!!!
#54 - jabrilski (03/17/2010) [-]
i can go 4 days but ounce it hits the weekend i fail :(
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#245 to #10 - Beavernator **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
Hey, hey! Lay off the man he just broke up with his hand.
#574 to #245 - John Cena (03/17/2010) [-]
User avatar #9 - SQUIRTLE (03/17/2010) [-]
I'm going to save you by thumbing it down, every man needs to fap.
User avatar #187 - Johnbegood (03/17/2010) [-]
*Slams money on the table* I'm out.
User avatar #114 - Taliesin (03/17/2010) [-]
I stopped fapping 4 months ago...when I got married. But, I gotta tell ya: When she doesn't give it up ( ******* headache excuse) I do think longingly back to those days...
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User avatar #132 to #111 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
just like me i visited for 7 days i wanted to live with her forever, bec i feel happier there away from my ******* family iam 17, and wen i dint fap like those 7 days i felt more energized and happier overall i like this side of funnyhunk not alljoke
User avatar #139 to #132 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
but connecting and relating too that wts make funny junk special and the best site in the world id like to see more of these and i will post my first pic close enough.
did i say funnyhunk in my previos reply? xD
#100 - immamedick **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
try 10 weeks in basic thats ******* torture youre never alone never ave the oppertunity and it destroys a little peice of your soul so my point is 2 days aint ****
User avatar #110 to #100 - Taliesin (03/17/2010) [-]
Pussy. Basic is nothing. Suck it up, you little asswipe. Many others have done it before, you are nothing special. Christ, you would think that is the most horrible thing ever. **** , I made it through with barely a scratch, but you must have been the guy with the sensitive ego and was always bitching in the bunks about "oh poor me, the drill sergeant hates me" and other **** . I would have FMJ'd your ass. If you are STILL complaining about basic and it is more than 5 minutes since you have been out, SHUT THE **** UP! Christ, you ******* pussy.
#115 to #110 - immamedick **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
dear god guy shut the **** up youre whining more than anyone i ever heard all i said was i couldnt whack it for 10 weeks did i bith about how hard it was no so you shut the **** up you act badass for doing it but in reality you were prolly one of the ones who tried to commit suicide to get out of it and had to walk around in an orange vest without shoe laces and only eat with a spoon you faggot
User avatar #117 to #115 - Taliesin (03/17/2010) [-]
Hahaha, you are funny. But hey, before you go whining about "couldn't spank my monkey for 10 weeks", get the picture that these guys probably have nothing better to do than sit on FJ. In basic, you had something to work on, something occupying most of every day. Very few groups have anything to look at female wise, and no porn, and no TV, so no reason to even THINK of fapping. Unless you are a Navy faggot. Then I am surprised you didn't fap. And no, I never wanted to commit suicide, because I have gone through worse **** before. It was mostly just a workout program with a bit more yelling. I also had a goal in mind that I have had since I was young. You are probably in because your parents said "military or shelter, your choice" douchebag.
User avatar #243 to #117 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
wat ur talking about is unrealistic, take studying for exams for example. no one will take studying over fapping, unless they are playing console games all their life and thats anreastic
#124 to #117 - immamedick **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
nope i didnt have to join i did cuz i wanted to but unlike you i didnt need an asvab waiver let me guess youre a badass 11b cuz no other job was available it was either grunt or cook so you thought you would be hard core?
User avatar #213 to #124 - Taliesin (03/17/2010) [-]
Actually, I am in Intelligence, had a perfect score on my ASVAB, and scored a 116 on my DLAB, so now I work in Crypto Linguistics. I earn probably 10 times what you do, and my re-up bonus is damn near 100k. I also have a loving wife at home, and plenty of places I can go in the future. But, since you are most likely cannon fodder, what will you do when you leave the military? At least my job teaches skills that will allow me to pursue a career once my 20 is done
User avatar #242 to #110 - hosa (03/17/2010) [-]
your the one who is a pussy , u ******* hav one too
your full of yourself
u snob. and wtf does made it through mean?
ur full of **** . fapping is something u hav to deal with all your life. u have to control it not boycott it.
#116 to #110 - John Cena (03/17/2010) [-]
lol..tough internet guy..i but u got ****** in the ass by every big ****** in there..u worthless cunt
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