Why NO ONE messed with me in highschool. F.A.Q.<br /> 1. Why didn't you just hit him? Because physical pain is only temporary, a mouth full of swamp bush  bitch ate my Dirty pubic Hair
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Why NO ONE messed with me in highschool

 
Why NO ONE messed with me in highschool. F.A.Q.<br /> 1. Why didn't you just hit him? Because physical pain is only temporary, a mouth full of swamp bush

F.A.Q.<br />
1. Why didn't you just hit him? Because physical pain is only temporary, a mouth full of swamp bush is not easily forgotton.<br />
2.You smelled like **** at school? No I got stanky over a long weekend.<br />
3. Why do you suck at spelling? **** you.<br />
4.Are you still fat? A little but I am excercising now.<br />
5.How can I get in your pants? Send in an application.<br />
P.S. Shoutout to all the misfits like me who got this filth to the front page! love, Obombya

How To GET BACK AT
IN BTH GRADE I HAD TO RIDE THE BUS TO SCHOOL AND HOME EVERYDAY. LIKE
MOST SCHOOLS, WE HAD DUECHE BAGS THAT ALWAYS PICKED ON THE CHUBBY
KIDS LIKE ME. THIS PARTICULAR ASSHAT SAT DIRECTLY BEHIND ME ON THE BUS,
THE BEST TACTICAL PLACE TO HAZE A FAT KID FROM BECAUSE OF OUR LIMITED
TURNING RADIUS AND SLOW MOVEMENT. FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS THIS KID KEPT
CALLING ME NAMES AND PUNCHING ME ETC. AFTER MONTHS AND MONTHS OF
ABUSE, ONE DAY I FINALLY SNAPPED. IT WAS A SILENT SNAP THOUGHI HER THE
NEXT FEW DAYS I NEGLECTED TO BATH AND I WIPED MY ASS ONE LESS TIME
THAN I SHOULD HAVE EMERY TIME I DROPPED A DUECE. THEN I PROCEEDED TO
SHANE ALL MY IMPRESSIN PUBIC AND ASS HAIR AND ORNATELY PLACED IT IN A
HARLOCK INSIDE MY BACKPACK. THE NEXT DAY ON THE ON THE RIDE HOME, I
CALMY ROLLED MY WINDOW DOWN AND WAITED FOR THE DOUCHEBAGGERY TO
START. SURE ENOUGH . . . IT DID. THEN I UNLEASHED MY HELL STORM OF STANK
FRO INTO THE WIND . . . AND THEN HE OPENED HIS MOUTH ONLY TO INHALE MY
PUBIC CLOUD. AND AS HE FRANTICLY WIPED HIS TONGUE AND
PLUCKED HIS TEETH TO REMOVE THE HAIR, I STOOD UP IN MY SEAT AND SAID
FUCK YEAH!
IAN ANT) TEE
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Views: 32622 Submitted: 03/16/2010